Penny Farthing Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: In the simplest of terms, certain visages trigger me. There's no rhyme or reason, and even if there was, I'd hardly feel the need to explain myself to you. Luckily for you, I can tolerate whoever that Kenny Rogers gone bent cunt is that you've had for the last few years. Know this though, if you ever mix it up and I disapprove, I will continuously fucking hound you until you change it. Consider that a warning in advance and the only one you will ever get. Have you seen a doctor about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 24 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Have you seen a doctor about it? No, but you'll need to see one if you don't immediately fucking change your avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Stay out of this, Drew, you nosey cunt, it's none of your business. Change your avatar before midnight or face the fucking consequences. I'll face the consequences whatever they may be. Hopefully it will be ignore me. Anyhow, a minion like yourself doesn't tell me what to do in my lofty position, you can politely ask me but I'll probably still tell you to fuck off. With all due respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Anyhow, a minion like yourself doesn't tell me what to do in my lofty position, you can politely ask me but I'll probably still tell you to fuck off. With all due respect. I'd hardly class your two assumed positions of either on the fucking floor pissed out of your nut or slouched comatose in your scooter as being "lofty". With absolutely no respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 @Dawn Chorus and @Cunty BigBollox I've changed my mind, you now both have until 21:00 to change your avatars. If you don't, I will deal with Pen first and then follow up with Drew. No more warnings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: @Dawn Chorus and @Cunty BigBollox I've changed my mind, you now both have until 21:00 to change your avatars. If you don't, I will deal with Pen first and then follow up with Drew. No more warnings. Go fuck yourself. I've already had a word with Allah and he's arranged for a big fuck off thunder storm to descend on Caister this weekend and flood you cunts out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Go fuck yourself. I've already had a word with Allah and he's arranged for a big fuck off thunder storm to descend on Caister this weekend and flood you cunts out. I'm saying no more about it until nine pm, Drew. Needless to say, once you have seen how I've dealt with Pen, you'll be quickly running to change that avatar to avoid a similar fate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 45 minutes ago, Neil said: Kenny fucking Rogers!?. Its Oliver fucking Reed, a proper fucking geezer who'd have these fucking wokies for breakfast whilst snorting coke off a whores snatch while balls deep in another hooker. God I miss him and his like. Posts like this Neil are quite damaging to my mental health. Don't you think the regret I feel all day every day, for selling my brasshouse is enough? Ollie Read, a legend for sure, but spare a thought for me Neil. I had to put up with that sort of carry on every day at work. If my knob hadn’t been about to drop off I’d likely still be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm saying no more about it until nine pm, Drew. Needless to say, once you have seen how I've dealt with Pen, you'll be quickly running to change that avatar to avoid a similar fate. There you go, I've changed it, you stupid cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: There you go, I've changed it, you stupid cunt. Fucking brilliant. I wondered if your few remaining neurons might think of this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Oh Jesus bastard Christ. I must agree, them there avatars are chronic. The clock is ticking for Drew, I hope he realises now I'm not fucking about. I've got more to release on Pen if it doesn't immediately change its avatar the next time it logs on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 @Cunty BigBollox time is running out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Frank said: Cheap. Reported. I've got a dossier as big as your collection of bent as fuck deck shoes. Don't push me or you'll go on the list as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: I've got a dossier as big as your collection of bent as fuck deck shoes. Don't push me or you'll go on the list as well. I know who you are. Do that again and you'll be gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 Just now, Frank said: I know who you are. Do that again and you'll be gone. I'll be doing it at half nine unless Drew realises the severity of the situation. And if I don't, someone else will as I'll make sure it does the rounds via email. Sit back and watch the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Cheap. Reported. I’d say it was worth at least three likes, you fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: I'll be doing it at half nine unless Drew realises the severity of the situation. And if I don't, someone else will as I'll make sure it does the rounds via email. Sit back and watch the show. See your pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'll be doing it at half nine unless Drew realises the severity of the situation. And if I don't, someone else will as I'll make sure it does the rounds via email. Sit back and watch the show. @Cunty BigBollox - proceed with caution. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 I've just realised it's a relatively sober Thursday tonight, not a balls out drunken Friday, which makes this all the more remarkable. I mean, fuck me, it's not even Drewsday! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 @Cunty BigBollox the information I have dug up on you has been passed on to Ape. I don't know if you're just logged on and not actually browsing the site, so I will give you some additional time. You have until 9am tomorrow morning. If I mysteriously get fucked off in the meantime, Ape has been instructed to release the information in my absence. Should he get fucked off, I will email every single member I'm in contact with off-site to send them the information. You only have one choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: Your actions have consequences: That must be a fake, surely, as there's no mention of familial incest or crippling OCD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 40 minutes ago, Decimus said: @Cunty BigBollox the information I have dug up on you has been passed on to Ape. I don't know if you're just logged on and not actually browsing the site, so I will give you some additional time. You have until 9am tomorrow morning. If I mysteriously get fucked off in the meantime, Ape has been instructed to release the information in my absence. Should he get fucked off, I will email every single member I'm in contact with off-site to send them the information. You only have one choice. The Ronald Reagan of the corner…trusted with remembering? Ffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Cheap. Reported. Reported to who? You own the site you stupid fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The Ronald Reagan of the corner…trusted with remembering? Ffs! Dec's post will self destruct in 5 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Reported to who? You own the site you stupid fucking cunt. Probably the lead singer of Echo and the Bunnymen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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