camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 So the crumblie four have decided to get back together, four decades after they split. The "will they? Won't they"? questions are finally answered. But wait a moment! Before Frank squeezes into his silver coloured, leather ball busters and goes on Google to search for a ticket, everything isn't what it seems. Apparently, these cunts won't actually be on stage, rather they will be there virtually, courtesy of computer aided hocus pocus. Think Andy Serkis in 'Planet of the Apes'. Not just that, their boat races will be adjusted so they look as they did in the 1970s. "Fans are delighted" screams one headline. Really? If I was a fan (I'm not) I would be fucking pissed off and feel cheated. No doubt the fucking cost of a ticket will be extortionate, but I'm sure there'll be enough silly fuckers ready to spew their hard earned just to watch a virtual concert. I'm just wondering what watching figures with 20 something looking faces move around like people in their 70s (think the kicking scene from The Irishman). Btw; heard one of the songs from their new album; fucking boring. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 “I Still Have Faith In You”. Jesus Christ. Weird piano and gloopy strings, like an off cut from a Lloyd Webber musical. It’s got the troupe of poofy newsreaders wetting their knickers this morning but to me it sounds like cats in a sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 The other track isn’t actually that bad. They may look like Zelda out of Terrahawks but the cunts can still sing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The other track isn’t actually that bad. They may look like Zelda out of Terrahawks but the cunts can still sing. I always thought that about Toyah Wilcox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The other track isn’t actually that bad. They may look like Zelda out of Terrahawks but the cunts can still sing. Linda Henry. Google a recent picture. The resemblance gets more astonishing every year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I always thought that about Toyah Wilcox How that thin lipped lispy caterwauler ever made a career is beyond me, in fact its a mystery. Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Neil said: How that thin lipped lispy caterwauler ever made a career is beyond me, in fact its a mystery. Fuck off Neil, do yourself a favour and look up Toyah and Robert's Sunday lunch on youtube. You won't be disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Neil said: How that thin lipped lispy caterwauler ever made a career is beyond me, in fact its a mystery. Fuck off Didn't she do a Eshter Rancid and worm her way into the industry by marrying a producer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Linda Henry. Google a recent picture. The resemblance gets more astonishing every year. Use to see her 'in disguise' in Sainsbury's in Dulwich. Her disguises usually involved a cowboy hat, fluffy white jacket and huge sunglasses. Which made her instantly recognisable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 22 minutes ago, scotty said: Neil, do yourself a favour and look up Toyah and Robert's Sunday lunch on youtube. You won't be disappointed. I watch them. Fucking mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Neil said: How that thin lipped lispy caterwauler ever made a career is beyond me, in fact its a mystery. Fuck off Fierce popstar early on - checkout 'Sheep Farming In Barnet' - like Claire Grogan, before they went (literally and metaphorically) sucked the cock of 'Da Man' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 43 minutes ago, scotty said: Neil, do yourself a favour and look up Toyah and Robert's Sunday lunch on youtube. You won't be disappointed. I've had the misfortune of witnessing a couple of these, mad as a box if frogs the pair of 'em. Robert Fripp falls into the same category, how the fuck have you wanked a living? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegleg Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 Will they be standing or in wheelchairs on stage ? Also aided by oxygen tanks ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 37 minutes ago, pegleg said: Will they be standing or in wheelchairs on stage ? Also aided by oxygen tanks ? Wheeling me, wheeling you ahaaah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 Its a good job they weren't named Steve and Dave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 On 03/09/2021 at 03:52, Eric Cuntman said: Linda Henry. Google a recent picture. The resemblance gets more astonishing every year. So far as the 'witchy fucking shrivelled face-like-a-slapped-arse Essex sow' look goes, otherwise known as Zeldaritis, Toyah Wilcox doesn't even come close. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 On 03/09/2021 at 09:37, scotty said: Neil, do yourself a favour and look up Toyah and Robert's Sunday lunch on youtube. You won't be disappointed. Robert Fripp is a guitar god… without question..he’s got it all. Her? Fucking hell, the epitome of mediocrity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: Robert Fripp is a guitar god… without question..he’s got it all. Her? Fucking hell, the epitome of mediocrity. She was certainly very mediocre when she narrated those natural history programmes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 53 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Robert Fripp is a guitar god… without question..he’s got it all. Her? Fucking hell, the epitome of mediocrity. She's not relying on her musical talents to sell those particular videos, Spotto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 Watered down glam rock which has only perpetuated because of the Gays who love this shit. I imagine the audience will be gays, lezzers and trannies with the odd Aspergers mong and East Anglian sheepshagger thrown in. To be fair ( not something i’m too keen on) you can’t beat a bit of ABBA at a wedding when you’re pissed up on free booze. But that doesn’t happen every day. Hey ho....silver lining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 1 hour ago, scotty said: She's not relying on her musical talents to sell those particular videos, Spotto. Yeah. I would. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 3 hours ago, Clavo said: She was certainly very mediocre when she narrated those natural history programmes. A cutting critique from the high priest/priestess of mediocrity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah. I would. Edward Woodward would. Sorry that's me farting in the bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Edward Woodward would. Sorry that's me farting in the bath. What about a water bottle Wibble? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 10 hours ago, scotty said: She's not relying on her musical talents to sell those particular videos, Spotto. That’s a Fernandez Les Paul…. Not a Gibson… they are great sounding instruments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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