Guest Paulie Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 19 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'd have otherwise given this a like, Paulie, but I'm struggling to find your reasons for an apparently unprovoked attack on MC. For the purpose of the board, explain yourself. I can't quite put my finger on it, why do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 4 hours ago, Paulie said: Friday prayers just finished have they? Fuck off and have a wank over Shamima Begum's slack, child ruined, mudslime cunt you fucking rag-head. Or travel up to your favourite northern balti house to have some completely legal and above board sex with runaways. Fucking knobhead. “Slack, child ruined mudslime cunt” This is the kind of decent prose the corner needs especially with the absence of the horrible jock savage @Rev With her alleged children born deep in medieval caliphate I’d imagine they tied a rope around the kids neck and tuther end to a camel, slapping the beast on the hump and dragging them out. No wonder they all died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Statistically speaking, at least one member of this site probably shoots their filth over Charlie and Lola books whilst hiding under a toddler's cot. I'm not saying that it's you, Paulie, but the Major has historically had a nose for sniffing out beasts. Prove to me he's wrong. You've raised a valid and historically accurate point there, Dec's. Time will obviously tell if it holds any water or not, but I'll definitely not be holding my breath. @Paulie, study the above whilst in the cooler, and maybe you'll be a more worthy opponent in the next bout. I've got my eyes on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: “Slack, child ruined mudslime cunt” This is the kind of decent prose the corner needs especially with the absence of the horrible jock savage @Rev With her alleged children born deep in medieval caliphate I’d imagine they tied a rope around the kids neck and tuther end to a camel, slapping the beast on the hump and dragging them out. No wonder they all died. I know Shamima was pissed off about not getting back to the UK but I didn't realise she had the real hump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 33 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Put a word in for me, sensi. It's been emotional. Major, I've been observing Paulie's work from day one. He ain't the brightest on the block, but I'll tell you now.. he's brighter than you. You've got two options.. apologise in full before you further expose your weaknesses, or do a decs stylee wobble and quit the board for two days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Just now, Major Cunt said: You've raised a valid and historically accurate point there, Dec's. Time will obviously tell if it holds any water or not, but I'll definitely not be holding my breath. @Paulie, study the above whilst in the cooler, and maybe you'll be a more worthy opponent in the next bout. I've got my eyes on you. Fucking arse-licking cunt. You are shit at this and you know it. The only thing you've ever achieved is Milly Dowler bound, gagged and terrified in the boot of your car you fucking pikey meathead. Now I know why your so fond of the mudslimes, eh Yusuf? Fucking Islamic convert sex beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 9 minutes ago, Paulie said: I can't quite put my finger on it, why do you think? Envy's a terrible character trait, Pauline. Would you like to suck my dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 9 minutes ago, Paulie said: I can't quite put my finger on it, why do you think? I don't know - which is precisely why I asked you in the first place. We're still waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: Statistically speaking, at least one member of this site probably shoots their filth over Charlie and Lola books whilst hiding under a toddler's cot. I'm not saying that it's you, Paulie, but the Major has historically had a nose for sniffing out beasts. Prove to me he's wrong. There no need for that D. Why I was going to invite you and your Babs on an excursion. We were going to hold hands while I dug up Anna Raccoon, shat in where her cunt used to be, and you went balls deep into my wormy shite. Would you still like to suck me off though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Just now, Wolfie said: I don't know - which is precisely why I asked you in the first place. We're still waiting. Easy on that keyboard, wolfie. Honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Just now, Major Cunt said: Envy's a terrible character trait, Pauline. Would you like to suck my dick? No, now I realise where it's been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Paulie said: Fucking arse-licking cunt. You are shit at this and you know it. The only thing you've ever achieved is Milly Dowler bound, gagged and terrified in the boot of your car you fucking pikey meathead. Now I know why your so fond of the mudslimes, eh Yusuf? Fucking Islamic convert sex beast. I dunno who you are trying to convince, but I'm definitely sensing a biblical Skol Super fueled meltdown. Incredulous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, Paulie said: There no need for that D. Why I was going to invite you and your Babs on an excursion. We were going to hold hands while I dug up Anna Raccoon, shat in where her cunt used to be, and you went balls deep into my wormy shite. Would you still like to suck me off though? You're trying too hard, Paulie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Major, I've been observing Paulie's work from day one. He ain't the brightest on the block, but I'll tell you now.. he's brighter than you. You've got two options.. apologise in full before you further expose your weaknesses, or do a decs stylee wobble and quit the board for two days. Your days of playing a convincing Machiavelli are long, long gone, Franco... My money is on Wolfe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 43 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'd have otherwise given this a like, Paulie, but I'm struggling to find your reasons for an apparently unprovoked attack on MC. For the purpose of the board, explain yourself. I expect he’s acting under orders from the troll. It gets its kicks out of this sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Jesus titty fucking Christ! After reading the last few pages all I can say is @Major Cuntand @Paulie, keep it up lads 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Jesus titty fucking Christ! After reading the last few pages all I can say is @Major Cuntand @Paulie, keep it up lads Don't encourage this fucking halfwit, Stubbs. It reminds of Reptile after an afternoon on the Sunny Delight. It's looking like Frank's attempting a Chernobyl level reactor encasement. What a cunt, eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Easy on that keyboard, wolfie. Honestly. Keep your rent boy spunk encrusted nose out this Frank. Your days of stirring the shite here ended cira 2015- about the same time your bad AIDS kicked in 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 10 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I dunno who you are trying to convince, but I'm definitely sensing a biblical Skol Super fueled meltdown. Incredulous. I'm not trying to convince anybody, you give give off a sort of convict, sex-case vibe is all. Why do you think that is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 12 minutes ago, Paulie said: There no need for that D. Why I was going to invite you and your Babs on an excursion. We were going to hold hands while I dug up Anna Raccoon, shat in where her cunt used to be, and you went balls deep into my wormy shite. Would you still like to suck me off though? I'll be in The White Horse by nine, wash your cock in the sink before hand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Paulie said: I'm not trying to convince anybody, you give give off a sort of convict, sex-case vibe is all. Why to you think that. I'm enjoying watching you make a right cunt of yourself, again. Edited October 29, 2021 by Major Cunt I'm just going to check the podium. Cheer's, Pauline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: I'll be in The White Horse by nine, wash your cock in the sink before hand. You've changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 8 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Your days of playing a convincing Machiavelli are long, long gone, Franco... My money is on Wolfe. Naturally. But I'm not currently engaged in battle with the old poof - not yet. It's a mere game of chess, cigars and brandy etc., that's all. I'm more interested to see what fresher Paulie is going to reveal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 20 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I know Shamima was pissed off about not getting back to the UK but I didn't realise she had the real hump. Facebook friend her Drew and she can come round and live in your bungalow. I’m sure she’s an expert cock sucker and well used to being around complete cunts. Mind out for those equine sized gnashers though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'll be in The White Horse by nine, wash your cock in the sink before hand. Loddon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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