Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 Where do I start? The Red Bull drink...nasty tasting shite that is probably no better for your health than sniffing an eighth of Colombia's best export, and because so many cunts buy this overpriced shite Red Bull can afford to run an F1 team. The head of said team Helmut Marko looks like he'd be right at home wearing a certain Hugo Boss designed uniform worn by the Germans in the 40s and should be living in Argentina. Then we have the team principal Christian Horner...who left his then pregnant (or recently gave birth) wife once that 60 year old slapper Geriatric 'Ginger Spice' Halliwell flashed her ass at him. Then we have failed F1 driver and Hollywood film psychopath lookalike Jos Verstappen...good old Jos has an interesting past and has had many accusations of violence against females. He allegedly tried to run over an ex, however most if not all these accusations went away after the chequebook came out. Jos is now reliving his F1 dream through his son Mad Max...although a potentially great driver Max clearly has his father's temper. He is overly aggressive and the cunt will no doubt cause a serious accident one day. What an absolute shower of cunts. I hope Max loses out on the Championship has a meltdown enables DRS and runs over the whole fucking lot of them before driving off beyond Thunderdome. PS Fuck off if you don't like F1 and fuck off again if you like Red Bull. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 24 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Where do I start? The Red Bull drink...nasty tasting shite that is probably no better for your health than sniffing an eighth of Colombia's best export, and because so many cunts buy this overpriced shite Red Bull can afford to run an F1 team. The head of said team Helmut Marko looks like he'd be right at home wearing a certain Hugo Boss designed uniform worn by the Germans in the 40s and should be living in Argentina. Then we have the team principal Christian Horner...who left his then pregnant (or recently gave birth) wife once that 60 year old slapper Geriatric 'Ginger Spice' Halliwell flashed her ass at him. Then we have failed F1 driver and Hollywood film psychopath lookalike Jos Verstappen...good old Jos has an interesting past and has had many accusations of violence against females. He allegedly tried to run over an ex, however most if not all these accusations went away after the chequebook came out. Jos is now reliving his F1 dream through his son Mad Max...although a potentially great driver Max clearly has his father's temper. He is overly aggressive and the cunt will no doubt cause a serious accident one day. What an absolute shower of cunts. I hope Max loses out on the Championship has a meltdown enables DRS and runs over the whole fucking lot of them before driving off beyond Thunderdome. PS Fuck off if don't like F1 and fuck off again if you like Red Bull. I can genuinely envisage the cunt being caught wanking in his cell before the Nuremberg Trials as his name's called out in the court room. A frightening, Wehrmacht general-like 'failure ist not ze option or you vill be shot' figure whose greed is superseded only by an obvious ruthlessness. A genuine cunt's cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 If he's going to kill himself in a high speed crash one can only hope he takes out Hamilton with him. Both uber cunts of the highest order 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 54 minutes ago, Neil said: If he's going to kill himself in a high speed crash one can only hope he takes out Hamilton with him. Both user cunts of the highest order My monies on Bottas trying to take out Mad Max on the first lap...only to take out his teammate... the useless finished Finnish cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 What a little cunt Verstappen is…all on show today. Hopefully he’s getting a lift home off Kobe Bryant and Matthew Harding’s pilot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 32 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What a little cunt Verstappen is…all on show today. Hopefully he’s getting a lift home off Kobe Bryant and Matthew Harding’s pilot. The dirty little shit was definitely slowing quickly/break-testing Hamilton towards the end when 'giving way', though I doubt his 2nd place result will be affected because it would compromise both title contenders being on level points going to the final race. More notable was the cunting TV race director, who appeared more interested in Hamilton's LGBT helmet at the beginning of the slowdown lap than focusing on the otherwise excellent Bottas-Ocon scrap at the very end. Absolutely fucking appalling coverage. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 'The gloves are off' as they say and Mad Max has clearly shown what a mental cunt he actually is. No doubt Christian Horner has told Geri to suck Max off to ease his nerves whilst Helmut watches and simultaneously strokes his helmet whilst nazi saluting. Red bull are an absolute disgrace and Max should be made to start in the fucking desert outside of Abu Dhabi next race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 Verstappen will take out Lewis on the first corner of the final race. The cunt then wins the title from the other cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 8 minutes ago, Neil said: Verstappen will take out Lewis on the first corner of the final race. The cunt then wins the title from the other cunt. Both Verstappen and Hamilton will die in the resulting fireball and do the world a favour - Bottas will be crowned champion before being fucked off to Alfa Romeo. Before the start of the 2022 season, Perez will be kidnapped and beheaded by the Cartel after his family fail to pay the ransom. Raikkonen will be convinced to hold off his retirement with a surprise signing to Mercedes to partner Russell and will race well into his sixties, acquiring twelve Championships before drowning in his hot tub pissed out of his mind. And Mazepin will be blown up by a Ukranian landmine during his first day of mandatory military service. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Neil said: Verstappen will take out Lewis on the first corner of the final race. The cunt then wins the title from the other cunt. James Hunt would have turned up still pissed from the night before, won the race by at least ten laps, fucked Max and Lewis’ birds up the arse at least twice, wiped his dick clean on David Coulthards jumper and downed that huge bottle of champagne in one go before anyone else had crossed the finish line. At which time he’d be pissed as a cunt again, probably knock out the entire pit lane and head off home down the motorway in Frank Williams wheelchair doing about 300 MPH. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 Biggest pile of wank since Rocco Siffredi in 'Buttslammers IV' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 17 hours ago, Roadkill said: Both Verstappen and Hamilton will die in the resulting fireball and do the world a favour - Bottas will be crowned champion before being fucked off to Alfa Romeo. Before the start of the 2022 season, Perez will be kidnapped and beheaded by the Cartel after his family fail to pay the ransom. Raikkonen will be convinced to hold off his retirement with a surprise signing to Mercedes to partner Russell and will race well into his sixties, acquiring twelve Championships before drowning in his hot tub pissed out of his mind. And Mazepin will be blown up by a Ukranian landmine during his first day of mandatory military service. I just made a bet out of this at the bookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 13 hours ago, King Billy said: James Hunt would have turned up still pissed from the night before, won the race by at least ten laps, fucked Max and Lewis’ birds up the arse at least twice, wiped his dick clean on David Coulthards jumper and downed that huge bottle of champagne in one go before anyone else had crossed the finish line. At which time he’d be pissed as a cunt again, probably knock out the entire pit lane and head off home down the motorway in Frank Williams wheelchair doing about 300 MPH. The only lap he was interested in was his lap with a beautiful tart sitting on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The only lap he was interested in was his lap with a beautiful tart sitting on it. Hunt was one of a kind. Can you even imagine Hamilton in the car in this image? He'd probably try and hand the lasses sexual discrimination information leaflets before running away, vomiting in panic, slipping in the vomit, then posting about what a harrowing day he's just had witnessing such injustice: Max might have a go, but he'd probably end up beating them up if they laughed at his cock. Like father like son and all that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Hunt was one of a kind. Can you even imagine Hamilton in the car in this image? He'd probably try and hand the lasses sexual discrimination information leaflets before running away, vomiting in panic, slipping in the vomit, then posting about what a harrowing day he's just had witnessing such injustice: Max might have a go, but he'd probably end up beating them up if they laughed at his cock. Like father like son and all that... That's Barry Sheen. Another fanny magnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's Barry Sheen. Another fanny magnet. Oh. So Formula One has just become a suspiciously female-absent sport in the last few decades and a lot of the drivers were like this back in the day? Has Red Bull made everyone gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Has Red Bull made everyone gay? Of course it has, haven't you seen Lewis Hamilton? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Dave said: Of course it has, haven't you seen Lewis Hamilton? Fuck me dead, the only sensible post you’ve ever put up. Have a like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Dave said: Of course it has, haven't you seen Lewis Hamilton? I think it's impossible for this cunt to look anymore of a cunt than he looks here The cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think it's impossible for this cunt to look anymore of a cunt than he looks here The cunt You'd think so, wouldn't you - but you'd be wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You'd think so, wouldn't you - but you'd be wrong. I take it back. His legs make Frank's look like tree trunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You'd think so, wouldn't you - but you'd be wrong. What a stupid fucking cunt. It makes me vomit all the fawning over this unflushable turd that the media get up to. I know fuck all about car racing (its for benders) but he’s clearly the best driver. If he got on with his job and kept his squeaky bollocks gob shut he’d be a national hero. His constant prancing around like a tit makes him universally despised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You'd think so, wouldn't you - but you'd be wrong. I've always wondered if his clothes are deliberately baggy or if he's just in denial that he's only 5'7? Just look at those fucking platform shoes in the second picture where he's dressed as a gay Kim Jong Un... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: a gay Kim Jong Un... Kim Jong up the wrongun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: What a stupid fucking cunt. It makes me vomit all the fawning over this unflushable turd that the media get up to. I know fuck all about car racing (its for benders) but he’s clearly the best driver. If he got on with his job and kept his squeaky bollocks gob shut he’d be a national hero. His constant prancing around like a tit makes him universally despised. There’s so many other reasons to despise the little cunt that I sometimes forget the most obvious one. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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