Last Cunt Standing Posted June 12, 2023 Report Share Posted June 12, 2023 I’m sharing this for no other reason than I heard a very good version of this from a busker on Perth Metro here this morning, and as I rose streetwards on the escalator I was suddenly catapulted back 30 years to a Friday night in a Midlands boozer, and this song blasting out as I looked around my medic mates, huddled around the pool table, laughing, drinking £1.50 pints, and the world at our feet. Some are gone now, many retired or on the brink. I had a bit of a moment. Happy times. Fuck the lot of you, before you start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 12, 2023 Report Share Posted June 12, 2023 11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m sharing this for no other reason than I heard a very good version of this from a busker on Perth Metro here this morning, and as I rose streetwards on the escalator I was suddenly catapulted back 30 years to a Friday night in a Midlands boozer, and this song blasting out as I looked around my medic mates, huddled around the pool table, laughing, drinking £1.50 pints, and the world at our feet. Some are gone now, many retired or on the brink. I had a bit of a moment. Happy times. Fuck the lot of you, before you start. No probs, best thing the 🐑shaggers ever did! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 12, 2023 Report Share Posted June 12, 2023 5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: as I looked around my medic mates, huddled around the pool table, laughing, drinking £1.50 pints, and the world at our feet. Some are gone now, If they’d selfishly held a couple of doses of the mRNA wonder vax back for themselves they would probably be living life to the full still with not a care in the world apart from maybe a bit of DVT, myocarditis or the imminent prospect of dropping dead at any moment when Bill Gates presses the big red 5G button Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 https://youtu.be/BWvXKQjd2a4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Carl Sway said: https://youtu.be/BWvXKQjd2a4 How appropriate that your nominated band is called ‘Interferon’ you deviant dwarf cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: How appropriate that your nominated band is called ‘Interferon’ you deviant dwarf cunt. Here's one for you, Peter, you love a life on the ocean waves... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 4 hours ago, and said: Here's one for you, Peter, you love a life on the ocean waves... Maybe he's just having a bad day? Mind you, he does seem to be having a bad day every day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted June 25, 2023 Report Share Posted June 25, 2023 https://youtu.be/G5x1F9ohRa4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 27, 2023 Report Share Posted June 27, 2023 On 25/06/2023 at 09:55, Carl Sway said: https://youtu.be/G5x1F9ohRa4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted June 27, 2023 Report Share Posted June 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Snowy said: What a fucking weirdo you are. And thick as fuck with it. Roops is tearing you to shreds elsewhere and you decide to post this bollocks in response to a Mary Chain song about rain. Never mind eh? Your next six month break is going to provide you with some precious respite from constantly getting it wrong and not owning up to it. Enjoy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 30, 2023 Report Share Posted June 30, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 30, 2023 Report Share Posted June 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: You stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 30, 2023 Report Share Posted June 30, 2023 @Wolfie, this is Withers reporting live from Nanterre. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 On 30/06/2023 at 18:38, Witheredscrote said: You stupid cunt. On 30/06/2023 at 18:44, Witheredscrote said: @Wolfie, this is Withers reporting live from Nanterre. Withers, you're as intimidating as the average French cop is probably going to have to be over the next decade, lol. It appears as though the filthy, BO & flea-infested Gallic cunts might just come first at something – outshining our very own Mark Duggan, and the King of Coonery himself, George Floyd. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Decimus Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 20 minutes ago, and said: I sincerely hope for your sake that now you and Pen appear to be an item, you aren't carrying on with any alsatians behind 'her back.' I know you've got an all consuming perversion that is like an itch that you cannot scratch, but I personally wouldn't want to upset a mad old Bernard Bresslaw looking cunt with hands the size of a grizzly bear's paw. Anyway, to cement your new relationship have this one on me, it's incredibly apt I'm sure you'd agree: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I sincerely hope for your sake that now you and Pen appear to be an item, you aren't carrying on with any alsatians behind 'her back.' I know you've got an all consuming perversion that is like an itch that you cannot scratch, but I personally wouldn't want to upset a mad old Bernard Bresslaw looking cunt with hands the size of a grizzly bear's paw. Oh, you're so amusing. Well, at least you imagine you are 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 Sitting out by the fire pit on a beautifully clear night, the stars shining in all their glory, as the Jarrah logs crackle away. Half a bottle of Glenmorangie down. I lost an old friend today in the UK. Fuck Cancer. This one’s for you Mike, may the odds be ever in your favour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Sitting out by the fire pit on a beautifully clear night, the stars shining in all their glory, as the Jarrah logs crackle away. Half a bottle of Glenmorangie down. I lost an old friend today in the UK. Fuck Cancer. This one’s for you Mike, may the odds be ever in your favour. This is not ‘Dead Cunt’s Corner!’ Fuckin poof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Sitting out by the fire pit on a beautifully clear night, the stars shining in all their glory, as the Jarrah logs crackle away. Half a bottle of Glenmorangie down. I lost an old friend today in the UK. Fuck Cancer. This one’s for you Mike, may the odds be ever in your favour. Sorry for your loss Doc. I know it’s not much but I’m pretty much free all day tomorrow and I could pop over (anywhere in the Herts and Essex area) and give his missus one up the wrongun to help in her time of grief. I wouldn’t even ask her for petrol money for the M4, but I’m sure she’s probably the type of person who’d insist on clearing that up before I’d even grabbed her arse or tits. I’m not trying to be a hero or anything but my stepmum still tells everyone that she doesn’t know if she’d have coped without my help when my old man passed away suddenly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 9 hours ago, King Billy said: Sorry for your loss Doc. I know it’s not much but I’m pretty much free all day tomorrow and I could pop over (anywhere in the Herts and Essex area) and give his missus one up the wrongun to help in her time of grief. I wouldn’t even ask her for petrol money for the M4, but I’m sure she’s probably the type of person who’d insist on clearing that up before I’d even grabbed her arse or tits. I’m not trying to be a hero or anything but my stepmum still tells everyone that she doesn’t know if she’d have coped without my help when my old man passed away suddenly. This pallet bonfire we were discussing….any hope of you throwing yourself on it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: This pallet bonfire we were discussing….any hope of you throwing yourself on it? Any need for such cruelty, Doc? I’m sitting here, beside the warming glow of burning tyres, in the afternoon sun, half a bottle of Scrumpy Jack down and listening to the melodic sounds of distant sirens. I lost a very good friend last week. Sail on Mark the truck, one of the best of us and a fine tanker driver. Fuck petroleum-fuelled infernos…may his God go with him…etc. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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