Ape™️ Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Why? Twat. There’s no point me trying to explain to a mindless imbecile like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 Just now, Ape™️ said: There’s no point me trying to explain to a mindless imbecile like you. Duran Dur-fucking-ran. Gay cunt.What the fuck is wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 13 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’ve finally mastered the bass riff from Rio - Duran Duran. I’m very pleased with myself. Fuck off. You've been spanking your plank haven't you? Oik, pervert lol lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: You've been spanking your plank haven't you? Oik, pervert lol lol I’ll bet Jack Bruce & John Entwhistle are shitting their kex at Ape Le Bon mincing his way through that legendary teen-tune ‘Rio!’ Stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ll bet Jack Bruce & John Entwhistle are shitting their kex at Ape Le Bon mincing his way through that legendary teen-tune ‘Rio!’ Stupid fucking cunt. Bricktop! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wolfie Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 4 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Are you Tim Westwood? It's only he was denied internet access recently, and like him, you also appear to have an appalling taste in music. You're like a wigga version of Rick_B reincarnated, if such a thing is actually possible. I always knew you were shaping up for a BBC-defending, pro-immigration, Guardian-reading snowflake wanker. Prove to me you're not – or prepare for battle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 34 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Are you Tim Westwood? It's only he was denied internet access recently, and like him, you also appear to have an appalling taste in music. You're like a wigga version of Rick_B reincarnated, if such a thing is actually possible. I always knew you were shaping up for a BBC-defending, pro-immigration, Guardian-reading snowflake wanker. Prove to me you're not – or prepare for battle. You know, I thought your obsession with me had abated recently, but, apparently not. Firstly, you compare me to a bloke that's had multiple accusations of sexual assault. Careful, sunshine. Next, I fucking despised Rick B, a proper toe-the-line non-entity. What the fuck has liking a rap song got to do with any of the shit you flung at me? I like The Jesus and Mary Chain, it doesn't make me want to be Scottish. I've been in a workplace where I've had a Nigerian and a Czech both being snide cunts, so don't talk to me about fucking immigration. Finally, prepare for battle? What are you gonna do next, slap me with your gloves and challenge me to pistols at dawn? Numpty. I tell you what, I'll put you in the box labelled 'Do Not Reply To'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 3 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: You know, I thought your obsession with me had abated recently, but, apparently not. Firstly, you compare me to a bloke that's had multiple accusations of sexual assault. Careful, sunshine. Next, I fucking despised Rick B, a proper toe-the-line non-entity. What the fuck has liking a rap song got to do with any of the shit you flung at me? I like The Jesus and Mary Chain, it doesn't make me want to be Scottish. I've been in a workplace where I've had a Nigerian and a Czech both being snide cunts, so don't talk to me about fucking immigration. Finally, prepare for battle? What are you gonna do next, slap me with your gloves and challenge me to pistols at dawn? Numpty. I tell you what, I'll put you in the box labelled 'Do Not Reply To'. Don't ignore him, kick his tits off. It's Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 14 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: You know, I thought your obsession with me had abated recently, but, apparently not. Firstly, you compare me to a bloke that's had multiple accusations of sexual assault. Careful, sunshine. Next, I fucking despised Rick B, a proper toe-the-line non-entity. What the fuck has liking a rap song got to do with any of the shit you flung at me? I like The Jesus and Mary Chain, it doesn't make me want to be Scottish. I've been in a workplace where I've had a Nigerian and a Czech both being snide cunts, so don't talk to me about fucking immigration. Finally, prepare for battle? What are you gonna do next, slap me with your gloves and challenge me to pistols at dawn? Numpty. I tell you what, I'll put you in the box labelled 'Do Not Reply To'. While your comment carries all the hallmarks of an ineffectual school report which screams 'A' for effort and 'E' for achivement, based on spirit alone, you can have a like. And if you think I was shit-flinging by calling you Tim Westwank, you're more naive than I had thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't ignore him, kick his tits off. It's Friday. Honestly Eric, simply because it's the weekend and one is quaffing a few flagons of ale, doesn't mean one should let one's standards of decorum slip, old bean. Standards and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 2 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Honestly Eric, simply because it's the weekend and one is quaffing a few flagons of ale, doesn't mean one should let one's standards of decorum slip, old bean. Standards and all that. When I read this out, my brain heard John Leguizamo saying it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I read this out, my brain heard John Leguizamo saying it. Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I read this out, my brain heard John Leguizamo saying it. I was drunk and aiming for a Blackadder talking to Baldrick vibe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 Just now, Carl Sway said: I was drunk and aiming for a Blackadder talking to Baldrick vibe. I don't do drunk anymore. I only ever got pissed once a week anyway, but feeling like shit the next day made it all seem, not worth it anymore. I'm just sticking to heroin, OxyContin, crystal meth, HRT pills and brake fluid these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't do drunk anymore. I only ever got pissed once a week anyway, but feeling like shit the next day made it all seem, not worth it anymore. I'm just sticking to heroin, OxyContin, crystal meth, HRT pills and brake fluid these days. Is there a place I can get Diazepam from online? All the cunts nowadays have shit reviews, so are likely to rob you and cause you the ball ache of cancelling your bank card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 1 minute ago, Carl Sway said: Is there a place I can get Diazepam from online? All the cunts nowadays have shit reviews, so are likely to rob you and cause you the ball ache of cancelling your bank card. Do you know any HCAs working in care homes? They tend to have access to Valium. Quacks prescribe it willy-nilly and the oldies don't take it half the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you know any HCAs working in care homes? They tend to have access to Valium. Quacks prescribe it willy-nilly and the oldies don't take it half the time. My ex is a care assistant but I've never thought of asking her. She's only working for one person at the moment, a deaf and blind person. It depresses the fuck out of me to even think of asking her about her job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 21 hours ago, Carl Sway said: You stupid fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: You stupid fucking cunt. Not black enough for you? You fucking coconut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 Just now, Carl Sway said: Not black enough for you? You fucking coconut. You stupid Fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: You stupid Fucking cunt. Amuse me. Post something you like, you fucking muppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 27 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: My ex is a care assistant but I've never thought of asking her. She's only working for one person at the moment, a deaf and blind person. It depresses the fuck out of me to even think of asking her about her job. Ever cross your mind that even such disabled cunt is an improvement on living with you, dickhead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 39 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Is there a place I can get Diazepam from online? All the cunts nowadays have shit reviews, so are likely to rob you and cause you the ball ache of cancelling your bank card. Try reading your last twenty posts. Same effect really. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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