Carl Sway Posted December 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: You're not welcome here. Fuck off. Alright fuckface. That's enough for one night. The circular arguments and the failure of the comments to load do get a bit tiresome after a while. Good night and don't forget to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted December 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2021 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're not welcome here. Fuck off. Sorry old bean, I awoke with a start. I realised that, if you had any musical talent, you could start a band, called Decsy's Midnight Bummers. Iz good no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 25, 2021 Report Share Posted December 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Sorry old bean, I awoke with a start. I realised that, if you had any musical talent, you could start a band, called Decsy's Midnight Bummers. Iz good no? You stupid fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted December 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2021 Just now, Eddie said: You stupid fucking cunt. Cheers cunthead, I think my devices are playing up a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 25, 2021 Report Share Posted December 25, 2021 Just now, Carl Sway said: Cheers cunthead, I think my devices are playing up a bit. Zx81? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 25, 2021 Report Share Posted December 25, 2021 @Carl Sway I've just logged on to see that I have 39 notifications. Every single one is a copy and paste of the same absolutely shite post you formulated ten minutes ago whilst no doubt simultaneously attempting to thumb your own maggot up your arsehole. I note that you've been a member on and off since 2009. May I politely suggest that if you haven't mastered the quote function during the last 12 years you should probably consider either applying for PIP or killing yourself. Stupendous fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted December 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2021 Just now, Eddie said: Zx81? Confidential information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted December 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: @Carl Sway I've just logged on to see that I have 39 notifications. Every single one is a copy and paste of the same absolutely shite post you formulated ten minutes ago whilst no doubt simultaneously attempting to thumb your own maggot up your arsehole. I note that you've been a member on and off since 2009. May I politely suggest that if you haven't mastered the quote function during the last 12 years you should probably consider either applying for PIP or killing yourself. Stupendous fucking idiot. It was an inspired work of utterly beautiful heart-rending hilarious prose, and a killer put down. If the technology plays up, it ain't my fault. Thumb your maggot up your arsehole? Alright Shakespeare, you're spoiling us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 25, 2021 Report Share Posted December 25, 2021 6 hours ago, Carl Sway said: It was an inspired work of utterly beautiful heart-rending hilarious prose, and a killer put down. If the technology plays up, it ain't my fault. Thumb your maggot up your arsehole? Alright Shakespeare, you're spoiling us. Carl…you got a break because of Eric and some historical pass. Since then you’ve been an utter derelict mutant spastic. You should know better. Wind your fuckin neck in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 25, 2021 Report Share Posted December 25, 2021 7 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Cheers cunthead, I think my devices are playing up a bit. Brain and index fingers being the main ones that appear to be playing up. You're a stupid fucking cunt for posting reasonable and logical arguments to assert your opinion on here. Now, act more like a cunt or fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted December 25, 2021 Report Share Posted December 25, 2021 16 hours ago, Carl Sway said: It was an inspired work of utterly beautiful heart-rending hilarious prose, and a killer put down. If the technology plays up, it ain't my fault. Thumb your maggot up your arsehole? Alright Shakespeare, you're spoiling us. We need Flinty, the Cat and Gibbo back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 25, 2021 Report Share Posted December 25, 2021 On 24/12/2021 at 06:48, Cunty BigBollox said: What do you expect them to do when their career is over? Make shitty adverts for bags of cooked potato products or fragrances for suspected rapists? Leave Frank out of this, he's not well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 30, 2022 Report Share Posted January 30, 2022 On 25/12/2021 at 00:14, Carl Sway said: It was an inspired work of utterly beautiful heart-rending hilarious prose, and a killer put down. If the technology plays up, it ain't my fault. Thumb your maggot up your arsehole? Alright Shakespeare, you're spoiling us. While hardly a silent newbie, I notice you haven't commented since the above post on 25 Dec, one of many throughout Christmas Eve and Day. Yet you visit the site often, without commenting. It's a little odd therefore you said many things in a short time when you ought to have been partying or with family & friends, and then you've stayed silent in spite of frequently navigating the site since. Are you an obsessive mole, or do you have a software issue? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 20 hours ago, Wolfie said: It's a little odd therefore you said many things in a short time when you ought to have been partying or with family & friends Since when, is it an obligation to spend Christmas with either? You, more than likely, spent it with your Poodles, they're your 'best friends', aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 9 minutes ago, cunt said: Since when, is it an obligation to spend Christmas with either? You, more than likely, spent it with your Poodles, they're your 'best friends', aren't they? Shut your stupid cunt mouth, you cretinous little wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 21 hours ago, Wolfie said: While hardly a silent newbie, I notice you haven't commented since the above post on 25 Dec, one of many throughout Christmas Eve and Day. Yet you visit the site often, without commenting. It's a little odd therefore you said many things in a short time when you ought to have been partying or with family & friends, and then you've stayed silent in spite of frequently navigating the site. Are you an obsessive mole, or do you have a software issue? On examining a couple of posts, I suspect he may be from some lefty wank circle like hope not hate or even worse the Met police thought crimes unit checking everybody's thinking. What's Punkers up to these days? He claims to have senior rozzers as golfing partners. Perhaps he can have a word and get him off the case so we can continue to cunt all and sundry without any further scrutiny from the authorities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 58 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: On examining a couple of posts, I suspect he may be from some lefty wank circle like hope not hate or even worse the Met police thought crimes unit checking everybody's thinking. What's Punkers up to these days? He claims to have senior rozzers as golfing partners. Perhaps he can have a word and get him off the case so we can continue to cunt all and sundry without any further scrutiny from the authorities. Punkers has been training furiously for months now, in the hope of regaining the US Open title, which he previously held several times. Not the golf one, but the lesser known US Open fisting tournament, held annually in the Greenwich Village public lavatory. Tom Daley is rumoured to have offered to caddy for him, to make sure he always has the correct fisting butter ‘to hand’ if he gets through to the ‘business end’ of the competition. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: Punkers has been training furiously for months now, in the hope of regaining the US Open title, which he previously held several times. Not the golf one, but the lesser known US Open fisting tournament, held annually in the Greenwich Village public lavatory. Tom Daley is rumoured to have offered to caddy for him, to make sure he always has the correct fisting butter ‘to hand’ if he gets through to the ‘business end’ of the competition. I thought he was still shacked up at Her Roops Pleasure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought he was still shacked up at Her Roops Pleasure? Again? What's he done now, sent Roops a dick pic or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 41 minutes ago, King Billy said: Punkers has been training furiously for months now, in the hope of regaining the US Open title, which he previously held several times. Not the golf one, but the lesser known US Open fisting tournament, held annually in the Greenwich Village public lavatory. Tom Daley is rumoured to have offered to caddy for him, to make sure he always has the correct fisting butter ‘to hand’ if he gets through to the ‘business end’ of the competition. Oh...I thought he might have died of AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Oh...I thought he might have died of AIDS. He’s still got that to look forward to. He’ll be ‘sorely’ missed, especially by the manufacturers of ‘Anusol’ ointment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 18 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Again? What's he done now, sent Roops a dick pic or something? Not sent a dick pic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not sent a dick pic. Oh yes! I forgot about his hermaphroditism. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 23 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Oh yes! I forgot about his hermaphroditism. I don't think he's interested in Greek mythology. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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