Pigs

[Ape™️]

51 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Evening, Uncle Ape.

Evening, MC. Enjoying the show?

[Frank]

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Frank's not capable of killing anyone. He's the drunk old man, pointlessly shouting and taking lifeless swings at someone outside the local on a Saturday night. I'd strongly favour DC in a straight duel. Metaphorically, Frank is about as hard as Neil's cock when his supply of Viagra fails to show. 

I want him dead.

It pains me to admit this, wolfie, but I think I might’ve turned into Alfie Noakes. 

[Ape™️]

7 minutes ago, Frank said:

It pains me to admit this, wolfie, but I think I might’ve turned into Alfie Noakes. 

Fuck off.

[Jake The Muss]

6 hours ago, Frank said:

I've got to say it, Bend, I'm thoroughly enjoying this little spat on here. You're running rings around these dopes.

It's a piece of piss, you have done this yourself and even Judy has had the better of duckman many times, take away his minions and he wouldn't last til dawn.

As for Ed and the rest, simply put, useless is too good a word for these rancid chompers.

[Jake The Muss]

10 hours ago, Roadkill said:

What the fuck is Larry doing? Just staring into the void seven minutes ago...

Larry looks like he is in need of some serious medical help.

[Jake The Muss]

14 hours ago, Dead Penelope said:

I own a Morris Ital.

You certainly don't own a brain.

[Jake The Muss]

7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Too many dead soldiers to count, much like Gallipoli. Especially if you go back beyond the current 2014 iteration,

Scabies, Shatman, Sean5302, Sailor Moon, and Spunk Drinker, and that’s just a few of the S’s. Then there’s the likes of Mammoth Cock, BrokenNads, the Colonel, and Kreedkafer. It’s probably better that most of these reprobates are forgotten. 

I'm beginning to think you're AI programmed to this site, you know too much about it Mr.Oracle.

[Jake The Muss]

5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

You sad bastard, you mean to tell me you've screenshot that last night? Lol. What else have got on that hard drive of yours DC? There's definitely something up with you, I trust my gut, and it tells me you're a wrong 'un.

Fuck off.

He is one of duckman's minions, he is a wrong un by default.

And one of his dumbest minions..no substance with DC..

[Jake The Muss]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

You ocean-going imbecile. 

I gave you a not so sneaky like before you gave OCR one and because i feel sorry for you.

Utter baby drooling cuntbreed.

[Decimus]

23 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

It's a piece of piss, you have done this yourself and even Judy has had the better of duckman many times, take away his minions and he wouldn't last til dawn.

As for Ed and the rest, simply put, useless is too good a word for these rancid chompers.

 

20 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Larry looks like he is in need of some serious medical help.

 

18 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

You certainly don't own a brain.

 

13 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

I'm beginning to think you're AI programmed to this site, you know too much about it Mr.Oracle.

 

9 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

He is one of duckman's minions, he is a wrong un by default.

And one of his dumbest minions..no substance with DC..

 

4 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

I gave you a not so sneaky like before you gave OCR one and because i feel sorry for you.

Utter baby drooling cuntbreed.

Remploy office party tonight, Bend?

Put down your Tommy Tippee cup of Babycham and get to bed, you fucking idiot.

[Jake The Muss]

Just now, Decimus said:

 

 

 

 

 

Remploy office party tonight, Bend?

Put down your Tommy Tippee cup of Babycham and get to bed, you fucking idiot.

Entertain me duckie or remove yourself from fucking sight.

[Last Cunt Standing]

8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Too many dead soldiers to count, much like Gallipoli. Especially if you go back beyond the current 2014 iteration,

Scabies, Shatman, Sean5302, Sailor Moon, and Spunk Drinker, and that’s just a few of the S’s. Then there’s the likes of Mammoth Cock, BrokenNads, the Colonel, and Kreedkafer. It’s probably better that most of these reprobates are forgotten. 

Well it’s not quite the Cenotaph I had in mind, but I appreciate the effort. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said:

I gave you a not so sneaky like before you gave OCR one and because i feel sorry for you.

Utter baby drooling cuntbreed.

Breathtakingly unequipped for the battles ahead. Best remove yourself, going forward. Last bit of advice I’ll give you…little boy.

[Dyslexic cnut]

58 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

 

 

 

 

Remploy office party tonight, Bend?

Put down your Tommy Tippee cup of Babycham and get to bed, you fucking idiot.

We’re having a whip-round at CC towers. You’ve picked the wrong fight. Anything you’d like on your headstone?

[Dyslexic cnut]

8 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

No, i meant home your skills as home is where you live and that's where you belong, hone is to perfect a skill, you don't have any to do that.

Pig shit thick cunt, see what i did there, of course you didn't.

Reverse gear idiot. Only Raastwat could believe this. Cryingly dense fuckwart.

[Major Cunt]

2 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Evening, MC. Enjoying the show?

That I am. It's looking like the old Corner again with several feuds bringing out some creative cunting. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

Just now, Major Cunt said:

That I am. It's looking like the old Corner again with several feuds bringing out some creative cunting. 

Someone had to do something, Major. Place has been shite for a while. You’re late on parade incidentally…so…let’s have a few abuse wars, Mariupol style?

[Jake The Muss]

11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Reverse gear idiot. Only Raastwat could believe this. Cryingly dense fuckwart.

Haven't you got a ducks nipple to suck on, try harder you baby drooling club footed cock chomper.

[Dyslexic cnut]

3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Frank's not capable of killing anyone. He's the drunk old man, pointlessly shouting and taking lifeless swings at someone outside the local on a Saturday night. I'd strongly favour DC in a straight duel. Metaphorically, Frank is about as hard as Neil's cock when his supply of Viagra fails to show. 

I want him dead.

Wolf. A dear friend of mine and his wife, struggled for years to have a child. She got pregnant, they were elated. Sadly, she had a miscarriage at seven months. There was a funeral, with a tiny casket and it was highly emotional for all attendees. What I will say, with all confidence, is that dead foetus was more interesting, erudite, grammatically capable and intellectually competent than @Old Chap Raasclaat. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 minute ago, Jake The Muss said:

Haven't you got a ducks nipple to suck on, try harder you baby drooling club footed cock chomper.

Francis?

[Roadkill]

5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Wolf. A dear friend of mine and his wife, struggled for years to have a child. She got pregnant, they were elated. Sadly, she had a miscarriage at seven months. There was a funeral, with a tiny casket and it was highly emotional for all attendees. What I will say, with all confidence, is that dead foetus was more interesting, erudite, grammatically capable and intellectually competent than @Old Chap Raasclaat. 

Probably cheaper to bury, too.

[Jake The Muss]

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Francis?

You're not ready for me yet boy...duckman struggles and he's a veteran, so you have as much chance as witnessing Moses split the sea.

 

[Dyslexic cnut]

Just now, Jake The Muss said:

You're not ready for me yet boy...duckman struggles and he's a veteran, so you have as much chance as witnessing Moses split the sea.

 

I’m not really sure who or what you are to be honest. I’ll get back to you after the grown ups PM me…standby.

[Roadkill]

2 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

You're not ready for me yet boy...duckman struggles and he's a veteran, so you have as much chance as witnessing Moses split the sea.

 

He's seen Frank split his arse cheeks if that counts...

[Jake The Muss]

On 18/02/2022 at 16:01, Roadkill said:

This is a pity nom to stop @Eric Cuntman whimpering in the corner about the end times, so its a bit rushed. In fact its just something I ended up pondering before bed last night, but apparently the site needs traffic, so here's my contribution.

Pigs. I don't trust the cunts. They're getting far too much popularity by way of being made of bacon, scaring rag heads, and having an ever increasing supply of interchangeable bits with the big swinging dick, mean mother fuckers who rule this pile of dirt (us). A man with terminal heart disease recently had a successful heart transplant from a genetically modified pig. Doctors have also decided to mix their meat and veggies with a kidney transplant into a brain dead cunt. Pig heart valves have been used for years in humans with sub-par tickers.

That's all well and good, but where does it stop? How long until they start genetically engineering the cunts into bipedal storm troopers, or covert assassins capable of consuming any trace of their unsuspecting victims? And you can fucking bet once the cunts are given guns they're going to want revenge for being considered breakfast over the centuries.

And the worst thing about the entire situation is that we apparently taste quite similar. We could all quite possibly end our days as the main feature of a full English breakfast.

Sorry RK, back on topic, i reckon the pig revolution will start in Denmark.