Cillian Murphy Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Buy 48 cans from us direct and we will give you free delivery and a discount. Or, I could walk to my local Morrisons and buy it cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted March 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 I`ll give it two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 However you choose to kill yourself, please make it fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Cillian Murphy said: Buy 48 cans from us direct and we will give you free delivery and a discount. Or, I could walk to my local Morrisons and buy it cheaper. Well done Cillian, an outstanding nomination...your best so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted March 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: However you choose to kill yourself, please make it fast. You have managed to do it in one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted March 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 The thing that concerns me is, the speed of your replies, you must hang on this site, permentally (sp). Well, I say "concerns me", I`m lying, it doesn`t concern me. Im off to drink some bleach (Aldis own brand)), its cheaper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 22 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Well done Cillian, an outstanding nomination...your best so far. CM’s nomination is to the point and from the heart. Your cut-and-paste fabricated shit on matters above your station will be the end of the Raasters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 6 minutes ago, Frank said: CM’s nomination is to the point and from the heart. Your cut-and-paste fabricated shit on matters above your station will be the end of the Raasters. You seem upset, depressed perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 11 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You seem upset, depressed perhaps? He lost his wig in Storm Eunice. It was last seen 400 feet above Swindon, heading for Bristol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 49 minutes ago, Frank said: CM’s nomination is to the point and from the heart. Your cut-and-paste fabricated shit on matters above your station will be the end of the Raasters. BrewDog- The drink of choice for ageing hipsters who hang around Hoxton Square stinking the place up with beard oil and Manscape branded bollock deodorant. I'm not in the least bit surprised you've leapt to its defence, what with you being the sort of cunt that lurks outside 'Colours' with a pink vape, banging on about Mumford and Sons and MGMT. Fuck you're a wanker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He lost his wig in Storm Eunice. It was last seen 400 feet above Swindon, heading for Bristol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Shame it weren't still attached to the old poofs head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Shame it weren't still attached to the old poofs head. Twiggy Starburst and the spiders in his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 33 minutes ago, King Billy said: Twiggy Starburst and the spiders in his arse. 🎵Up above the streets and houses Frank's wig climbing high. Everyone can see it climbing, up to the sky🎵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 15 hours ago, Frank said: will be the end of the Raasters. Are you advocating the genocide of Rastas? Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 16 hours ago, Cillian Murphy said: Buy 48 cans from us direct and we will give you free delivery and a discount. Or, I could walk to my local Morrisons and buy it cheaper. Walk to your local Morrisons and be splattered across the road by an out of control Richard Hammond. I hope the impact is so aggressive that bits of you are found on nearby roofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 9 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: roofs You're not all bad, PC. Black lives may matter, even when they're taking knives to their wives, but people who say rooves are poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 If you want to be on the safe side, I would recommend going with roofs, especially if your audience is American but we are English. The pronunciation "rooves" does sound nicer though and is less vulgar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Dead Penelope said: If you want to be on the safe side, I would recommend going with roofs, especially if your audience is American but we are English. The pronunciation "rooves" does sound nicer though and is less vulgar. Exactly. Horses have hooves. A house has a 'roof', more than one house have 'rooves'. Using 'poof' as an example is wank. 'Poof is vernacular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: You're not all bad, PC. Black lives may matter, even when they're taking knives to their wives, but people who say rooves are poofs. Get fooked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Exactly. Horses have hooves. A house has a 'roof', more than one house have 'rooves'. Using 'poof' as an example is wank. 'Poof is vernacular. Vernacular! Isn't that one of those cable trains that go up hills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted March 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 6 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Walk to your local Morrisons and be splattered across the road by an out of control Richard Hammond. I hope the impact is so aggressive that bits of you are found on nearby roofs. Top notch humour, " being splattered, by a out of control, Richard Hammond, aggressive, roofs. Pure Brilliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 3 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said: Top notch humour, " being splattered, by a out of control, Richard Hammond, aggressive, roofs. Pure Brilliance. Roadkill here with another fast reply - I thought you'd killed yourself? Get on with it, you sweaty minge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted March 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: Roadkill here with another fast reply - I thought you'd killed yourself? Get on with it, you sweaty minge. 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Roadkill here with another fast reply - I thought you'd killed yourself? Get on with it, you sweaty minge. WOW That`s me being told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 Just now, Cillian Murphy said: WOW That`s me being told. Double impact, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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