Major Cunt Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 On 30/03/2022 at 20:08, camberwell gypsy said: It's boat race looks like one of them clay composite ones, they make on a skull of a neanderthal tart that some farmer has dug up in some Leicestershire Wheatfield. Fucking ugly, missing link cunt that should be burned at the stake. Now that cracked me up. I could actually picture her holding a spear and dressed in ten thousand bc garb in a museum somewhere. You may have done what no Job Centre could, seeing as the oxygen thieving slag is accustomed to doing fuck all and is probably qualified to do even less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 On 01/04/2022 at 23:47, ratcum said: If Minty (sniff..) was still alive Killer, I'd sew him up inside her womb and let him peck his way out via her ovaries. Christ I miss that little green bastard. Some lads do like roly-poly girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 On 02/04/2022 at 00:00, camberwell gypsy said: Never smoke a jew when you're eating bread. sound advice Gypo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 On 04/04/2022 at 19:47, Cunty BigBollox said: For once I am total agreement with you, not the utter bollocks bit obviously but I agree that you're not posting all day. Serious question, who was better Airwolfie or Bloo Funder? I liked Bloo Funder best. Roy Scheider seemed a solid type of cunt who could fly a hoppycollecter and wasn't afraid of big sharks. Stringfellow Hawk can fuck right off with his fucking theme tune and his fucking sissy boy haircut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 Hawke was indeed a big girl’s blouse most of the time, but Airwolf got my vote because where else could you see fifty people blown to fuck on kids’ TV on a Saturday morning? On a semi-related note, does anyone remember Automan and his sidekick, Cursor? Tron meets the fucking Care Bears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Hawke was indeed a big girl’s blouse most of the time, but Airwolf got my vote because where else could you see fifty people blown to fuck on kids’ TV on a Saturday morning? On a semi-related note, does anyone remember Automan and his sidekick, Cursor? Tron meets the fucking Care Bears. I don't. But this has got me to the conclusion that television really has shaped humanity... 1982: my ten year old self was watching, 200mph helicopters with big guns and missiles. The A-Team having shootouts with the mafia and Ku-Klux-Klan. And more importantly... Daisy Duke's perfect arse. 2022: ten year old kids are watching programmes about kids being friendly and kind, and singing and dancing. And coping with racial and gender prejudice. And talking about their fucking feelings. No machine guns, no exploding cars. And definitely no fucking sign of Daisy Duke's perfect fucking arse. Just a load of fat ugly lesbians and a huge dollop of white guilt. No wonder this entire generation are useless effete cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 7, 2022 Report Share Posted July 7, 2022 Released today. All my financial worth and possessions to anyone who brings me this repulsive slags head on a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2022 Report Share Posted July 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Released today. All my financial worth and possessions to anyone who brings me this repulsive slags head on a stick. Why would I want 3 soiled pairs of y-fronts and an overgrown garden full of cider bottles? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2022 Report Share Posted July 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why would I want 3 soiled pairs of y-fronts and an overgrown garden full of cider bottles? Do you have a ‘special purpose’ Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2022 Report Share Posted July 7, 2022 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Do you have a ‘special purpose’ Eric? I don't have any aquatic mammals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2022 Report Share Posted July 7, 2022 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Do you have a ‘special purpose’ Eric? What is a special purpose? Have I missed something.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2022 Report Share Posted July 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: What is a special purpose? Have I missed something.. Take that you everyday run of the mill random bastard! Die gas pumper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2022 Report Share Posted July 7, 2022 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: Take that you everyday run of the mill random bastard! Die gas pumper! That's from the Jerk. The sniper cunt. I'm still confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2022 Report Share Posted July 7, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's from the Jerk. The sniper cunt. I'm still confused. Is it getting hot in here? What’s happening to my special purpose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 On 30/03/2022 at 14:38, Roadkill said: Tracey Connelly, professional Andre the Giant lookalike This made me laugh so hard I took in dust and sneezed with my eyes open. Hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 9 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: This made me laugh so hard I took in dust and sneezed with my eyes open. Hurt. It was the hair and the shirt. She's the fucking spitting image of him in Princess Bride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: It was the hair and the shirt. She's the fucking spitting image of him in Princess Bride. Anybody want a peanut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 There will be some young lad out there looking to hit it off with a fat older bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: There will be some young lad out there looking to hit it off with a fat older bird. Or even some fat old chap, if the money's right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 On 13/04/2022 at 19:50, Eric Cuntman said: I don't. But this has got me to the conclusion that television really has shaped humanity... You spelt Humpty Dumpty wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 20 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: This made me laugh so hard I took in dust and sneezed with my eyes open. Hurt. I honestly don't think I've ever disliked a member as much as you. I don't know what it is, PC, but If you're still here when your post-to-like ratio drops below fifty percent, I'll be on your doorstep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Frank said: I honestly don't think I've ever disliked a member as much as you. I don't know what it is, PC, but If you're still here when your post-to-like ratio drops below fifty percent, I'll be on your doorstep. Fuck off you monkey pox spreading, toilet lurking arch cottager 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 30 minutes ago, Frank said: I honestly don't think I've ever disliked a member Not even the first one you wrapped your lips around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Frank said: I honestly don't think I've ever disliked a member as much as you. I don't know what it is, PC, but If you're still here when your post-to-like ratio drops below fifty percent, I'll be on your doorstep. You're much better than this Frank. You put me in mind of my late uncle Charlie. He spent the last 11 years of his life, sitting in the same chair, at his local, repeating stories of his time in North Africa, fighting Rommel. Like you, nobody took any notice of him. The difference with him and you though, is that he didn't marry a fucking slope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You're much better than this Frank. You put me in mind of my late uncle Charlie. He spent the last 11 years of his life, sitting in the same chair, at his local, repeating stories of his time in North Africa, fighting Rommel. Like you, nobody took any notice of him. The difference with him and you though, is that he didn't marry a fucking slope. Foul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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