camberwell gypsy Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 On 13/04/2022 at 19:50, Eric Cuntman said: I don't. But this has got me to the conclusion that television really has shaped humanity... 1982: my ten year old self was watching, 200mph helicopters with big guns and missiles. The A-Team having shootouts with the mafia and Ku-Klux-Klan. And more importantly... Daisy Duke's perfect arse. 2022: ten year old kids are watching programmes about kids being friendly and kind, and singing and dancing. And coping with racial and gender prejudice. And talking about their fucking feelings. No machine guns, no exploding cars. And definitely no fucking sign of Daisy Duke's perfect fucking arse. Just a load of fat ugly lesbians and a huge dollop of white guilt. No wonder this entire generation are useless effete cunts. Saturday morning 1982 I was watching TISWAS with cunts getting flanned by the Phantom Flan Flinger, Houdi Elbow and Sally James flashing her legs in stockings (something for the chaps). And then getting totally fucking wardrobed down the pub during the afternoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Saturday morning 1982 I was watching TISWAS with cunts getting flanned by the Phantom Flan Flinger, Houdi Elbow and Sally James flashing her legs in stockings (something for the chaps). And then getting totally fucking wardrobed down the pub during the afternoon. I was only 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Saturday morning 1982 I was watching TISWAS with cunts getting flanned by the Phantom Flan Flinger, Houdi Elbow and Sally James flashing her legs in stockings (something for the chaps). And then getting totally fucking wardrobed down the pub during the afternoon. I’m confused here Gypps. If you were old enough to be getting ‘wardrobed’ down the pub, surely you’d have long outgrown kids TV? Just asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was only 10. I wasn’t born until 2014. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m confused here Gypps. If you were old enough to be getting ‘wardrobed’ down the pub, surely you’d have long outgrown kids TV? Just asking. TISWAS started out as a kids programme but more and more adults watched it. Sally James used to receive garters from Royal Navy ships to put on her stockings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: TISWAS started out as a kids programme but more and more adults watched it. Sally James used to receive garters from Royal Navy ships to put on her stockings. I wonder if Schofield received any gifts from the Royal Navy, and what for? Probably torpedoes to shove up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I wonder if Schofield received any gifts from the Royal Navy, and what for? Probably torpedoes to shove up his arse. Oh, you mean the "gay" Phillip Schofield? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh, you mean the "gay" Phillip Schofield? Careful now. Judge had his bottom spanked only a few days ago by the Ginger Headmistress for casting aspersions about the ‘stunning and brave’ Scofe who unless I’m mistaken ‘came out’ recently live on This Morning to huge acclaim from the assembled mincers and deviants who were taken totally by surprise by this secret the skinny little grey haired midget had kept hidden so well.🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Careful now. Judge had his bottom spanked only a few days ago by the Ginger Headmistress for casting aspersions about the ‘stunning and brave’ Scofe who unless I’m mistaken ‘came out’ recently live on This Morning to huge acclaim from the assembled mincers and deviants who were taken totally by surprise by this secret the skinny little grey haired midget had kept hidden so well.🤣 Well, there are some who say that his contract wasn't going to be renewed and he played the "gay card"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 I cannot understate the amount of seminal fluid I lost whilst watching Sally James on a Saturday morning. I remember many a time her peanut smuggling in a cotton vest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 25 minutes ago, Neil said: I cannot understate the amount of seminal fluid I lost whilst watching Sally James That'll be why she's holding the bucket! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That'll be why she's holding the bucket! Between her and Jaqueline Pearce, my cock saw more wrist action than Michael J Fox's Rolex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 On 08/07/2022 at 23:55, camberwell gypsy said: Saturday morning 1982 I was watching TISWAS with cunts getting flanned by the Phantom Flan Flinger, Houdi Elbow and Sally James flashing her legs in stockings (something for the chaps). And then getting totally fucking wardrobed down the pub during the afternoon. 🦷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 46 minutes ago, ProfB said: 🦷 I've told you many times Prof; use your words. You're a big girl now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Between her and Jaqueline Pearce, my cock saw more wrist action than Michael J Fox's Rolex. I saw Jacqueline Pearce on an old episode of the saint the other day. Stunning woman. Shame she shaved her head. Made her look like a lezza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 It might be a lad's thing - Sally James, but I once flashed at Hector's House. Love Prof B xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 Jacqueline Pearce didn't shave her head, she just had her hair cut short. And she was no less stunning for doing so. That whole "short hair, looks like a lesbian" way of thinking is so embarrassingly outdated, what a fucked up attitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 On 08/07/2022 at 22:53, Witheredscrote said: You're much better than this Frank. You put me in mind of my late uncle Charlie. He spent the last 11 years of his life, sitting in the same chair, at his local, repeating stories of his time in North Africa, fighting Rommel. Like you, nobody took any notice of him. The difference with him and you though, is that he didn't marry a fucking slope. I’m on my way to the fête des tripes de Auvergne with my new wife in my new old Peugeot 504 coupe. Honestly, Withers, as I sit here on le shuttle with this pretty young thing, life really couldn’t be better.🕺 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 6 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m on my way to the fête des tripes de Auvergne with my new wife in my new old Peugeot 504 coupe. Honestly, Withers, as I sit here on le shuttle with this pretty young thing, life really couldn’t be better.🕺 Aren't you worried about Ming's corpse defrosting in the pending heatwave? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 5 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m on my way to the fête des tripes de Auvergne with my new wife in my new old Peugeot 504 coupe. Honestly, Withers, as I sit here on le shuttle with this pretty young thing, life really couldn’t be better.🕺 Where did you get this one, the Duck & Rice, Berwick Street? 'me washy washy dishes for you Fwanky' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Aren't you worried about Ming's corpse defrosting in the pending heatwave? CB it’s extraordinary that my frozen fictitious wife is still doing the rounds after eleven years. Yes I’m worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Where did you get this one, the Duck & Rice, Berwick Street? 'me washy washy dishes for you Fwanky' She’s from the Netherlands.. Dutch, Withers. 28! Last night I thought it might be prudent to dye my old grey hairy with Just For Men’s ‘Golden Brown’. I don’t know if I left it on too long but it came out purple. Dearly beloved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Frank said: She’s from the Netherlands.. Dutch, Withers. 28! Last night I thought it might be prudent to dye my old grey hairy with Just For Men’s ‘Golden Brown’. I don’t know if I left it on too long but it came out purple. Dearly beloved. Only cunts dye their hair - I'm sure it suits you but, couldn't you just die instead. Best of luck with your young cloggy, I bet she's taller than you and got bigger hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 15 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Only cunts dye their hair - I'm sure it suits you but, couldn't you just die instead. Best of luck with your young cloggy, I bet she's taller than you and got bigger hands. There's nothing on my head. It's my silver/grey chest and pubic hair. I've had to tidy myself up, CB.. it's such an awful mess down there. I've got all this fucking matted hair and bits of shit around my bumhole, and my wurlies are longer than my dick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 11 minutes ago, Frank said: There's nothing on my head. It's my silver/grey chest and pubic hair. I've had to tidy myself up, CB.. it's such an awful mess down there. I've got all this fucking matted hair and bits of shit around my bumhole, and my wurlies are longer than my dick. The hair on my head is greying, the pubes are still chestnut brown. I don't have any worries down there. Can you plait them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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