Jake The Muss Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 The semi-final between Ronnie o' Sullivan & Haggis Higgins is the first match i have started to watch at this years championship, don't really care who wins as long as the cheating haggis bashing cuntbreed doesn't. I have never liked this scotch tape-worm cheat. Always something deceitful about this Klaus Schwab love child looking cunt. A bolt gun to his spam head and placed in a judas cradle is what this tefal cunt deserves..Can't stand the fucking cunt and i want him tortured. Derail if you want. Fuck off from the Muss Management. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 Good to see Ronnie leading this tefal spam salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 Bend, don't for one minute ever think that I like this shit, but I've briefly turned on BBC2 to find it polluting my screen. It appears that a 1970s ghost train werewolf is playing a fucking potato, it's hardly Messi and Ronaldo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Bend, don't for one minute ever think that I like this shit, but I've briefly turned on BBC2 to find it polluting my screen. It appears that a 1970s ghost train werewolf is playing a fucking potato, it's hardly Messi and Ronaldo. True ducks, i only watch snooker if Ronnie is in the semi's or final, it's hardly Bothan or Richards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: True ducks, i only watch snooker if Ronnie is in the semi's or final, it's hardly Bothan or Richards. Bothan? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 23 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Fuck off from the Muss Management. I always read this as Mis-management which ironically, would be a more accurate description of the shit you post. No offence, you fucking twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 6 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I always read this as Mis-management which ironically, would be a more accurate description of the shit you post. No offence, you fucking twat And you have posted what lately cunty ? Much offence intended, choke yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 32 minutes ago, Eddie said: Bothan? Your life must be very interesting Ed.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 @Frank, I was watching the mid session interval fill-ins a couple of days ago. They asked a few players to sum up Ronnie in one word. The list contained.. 'best, greatest, genius, phenomenon, etc'. Then we get to Judd Trump. 'err.. determined I s'pose'. What an obnoxious, arrogant little fucking cunt. I tell you something, no matter how many titles he wins or records he breaks, he'll never be one of the greats, because he'll never be loved by the fans. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Frank, I was watching the mid session interval fill-ins a couple of days ago. They asked a few players to sum up Ronnie in one word. The list contained.. 'best, greatest, genius, phenomenon, etc'. Then we get to Judd Trump. 'err.. determined I s'pose'. What an obnoxious, arrogant little fucking cunt. I tell you something, no matter how many titles he wins or records he breaks, he'll never be one of the greats, because he'll never be loved by the fans. Fuck off. Good to see Williams back in it Eric, the Juddernaut needs his head scraped along a rendered pebbledash wall in sub-zero temperatures. I don't like him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Frank, I was watching the mid session interval fill-ins a couple of days ago. They asked a few players to sum up Ronnie in one word. The list contained.. 'best, greatest, genius, phenomenon, etc'. Then we get to Judd Trump. 'err.. determined I s'pose'. What an obnoxious, arrogant little fucking cunt. I tell you something, no matter how many titles he wins or records he breaks, he'll never be one of the greats, because he'll never be loved by the fans. Fuck off. It might seem a little shallow, but solely based on him looking like a rat with a comb-over, I could never like him. I'll tell you something though, I found myself warming to Selby the other day. A player I've always despised. His face appears a little softer this year.. not so sly looking. Can't put a finger on it. I like you, Eric. Here, have this... https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0016489/storyville-the-truffle-hunters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 22 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Good to see Williams back in it Eric, the Juddernaut needs his head scraped along a rendered pebbledash wall in sub-zero temperatures. I don't like him. Me neither Fends. Spoilt cunt, ego preposterous inflated by an overbearing mother who had an inappropriate amount of enthusiasm for 'her boys' to stay at home and treat the place like a knocking shop/Party bus. He's a fucking little shitcunt who thinks he should be admired and held aloft, despite having zero likeable qualities as a human being. And he's got a walnut head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Frank said: It might seem a little shallow, but solely based on him looking like a rat with a comb-over, I could never like him. I'll tell you something though, I found myself warming to Selby the other day. A player I've always despised. His face appears a little softer this year.. not so sly looking. Can't put a finger on it. I like you, Eric. Here, have this... https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0016489/storyville-the-truffle-hunters Eat shit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 On 29/04/2022 at 21:26, Eric Cuntman said: @Frank, I was watching the mid session interval fill-ins a couple of days ago. They asked a few players to sum up Ronnie in one word. The list contained.. 'best, greatest, genius, phenomenon, etc'. Then we get to Judd Trump. 'err.. determined I s'pose'. What an obnoxious, arrogant little fucking cunt. I tell you something, no matter how many titles he wins or records he breaks, he'll never be one of the greats, because he'll never be loved by the fans. Fuck off. If Ronnie never gets the coveted 7th world title, it will be an injustice to his unrivaled talent. This could be his last chance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 Just now, Wolfie said: If Ronnie never gets the coveted 7th world title, it will be an injustice to his unrivaled talent. This could be his last chance. He's infuriating but unquestionably the best ever. Yes, Trump has a few power shots over him, and he'll never have the temperament that made Hendry so reliable, but when he gets in the zone, his fluency is preternatural. An almost seamless, frictionless glide around the table. His problems begin when he starts thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 1, 2022 Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 22 hours ago, Wolfie said: If Ronnie never gets the coveted 7th world title, it will be an injustice to his unrivaled talent. This could be his last chance. Wolfie, I've spent a very enjoyable afternoon, racing a '73 Dodge Charger round the Circuit Val de Vienne, near to me. What do you think of that, you green baize stroking weirdo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 1, 2022 Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Wolfie, I've spent a very enjoyable afternoon, racing a '73 Dodge Charger round the Circuit Val de Vienne, near to me. What do you think of that, you green baize stroking weirdo. Did you beat it, Withers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 1, 2022 Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Wolfie, I've spent a very enjoyable afternoon, racing a '73 Dodge Charger round the Circuit Val de Vienne, near to me. What do you think of that, you green baize stroking weirdo. How did it handle around Trop Tard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 1, 2022 Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 On 30/04/2022 at 21:54, Eric Cuntman said: He's infuriating but unquestionably the best ever. Yes, Trump has a few power shots over him, and he'll never have the temperament that made Hendry so reliable, but when he gets in the zone, his fluency is preternatural. An almost seamless, frictionless glide around the table. His problems begin when he starts thinking. What, like @Jake The Muss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 1, 2022 Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Did you beat it, Withers? Yes, afterwards in the shower. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 1, 2022 Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: How did it handle around Trop Tard? Not so good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 1, 2022 Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Not so good. Considering you're still breathing I think you can consider it a success. Anything earlier than a '73 and I'm not too sure. A '67 would have ripped in half and a '70 would have just kept going in a straight line until you hit something solid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 1, 2022 Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: Considering you're still breathing I think you can consider it a success. Anything earlier than a '73 and I'm not too sure. A '67 would have ripped in half and a '70 would have just kept going in a straight line until you hit something solid. To be honest it wasn't that fast, but fast enough for a big lump of iron. The circuit is a good one for having fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 1, 2022 Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, afterwards in the shower. Well, it is a wank holiday to be fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2022 Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 15 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Considering you're still breathing I think you can consider it a success. Anything earlier than a '73 and I'm not too sure. A '67 would have ripped in half and a '70 would have just kept going in a straight line until you hit something solid. He would have been fine. The little bit that sticks out the bottom of the car and goes in the slot on the plastic track would have kept him safe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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