Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2022 Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: a big lump of iron. Where the fuck is @Earl of Punkape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 1, 2022 Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He would have been fine. The little bit that sticks out the bottom of the car and goes in the slot on the plastic track would have kept him safe. You have to remember he is French. One does wonder how many declarations of surrender have been posted to Scalextric over the years due to violent derailments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 1, 2022 Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where the fuck is @Earl of Punkape? I believe he got caught digging up @Ape™️’s mates’ patios tonight whilst still under licence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 1, 2022 Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 On 29/04/2022 at 21:26, Eric Cuntman said: @Frank, I was watching the mid session interval fill-ins a couple of days ago. They asked a few players to sum up Ronnie in one word. The list contained.. 'best, greatest, genius, phenomenon, etc'. Then we get to Judd Trump. 'err.. determined I s'pose'. What an obnoxious, arrogant little fucking cunt. I tell you something, no matter how many titles he wins or records he breaks, he'll never be one of the greats, because he'll never be loved by the fans. Fuck off. It may not be a surprise to anyone but he’s never been my Top Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 1, 2022 Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Wolfie, I've spent a very enjoyable afternoon, racing a '73 Dodge Charger round the Circuit Val de Vienne, near to me. What do you think of that, you green baize stroking weirdo. Chasing a scared goose around your garden wearing a beret and a string of onions is more likely to be true. Au revoir. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where the fuck is @Earl of Punkape? Who the fuck cares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who the fuck cares? Stuart Lubbock’s parents. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Stuart Lubbock’s parents. And his favourite uncle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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