Cunty BigBollox Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Drew, you're a fucking Toby mate, END OF. Silence minion. Where's my fucking magenta toner cartridge, you worthless cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Not this cunt, it doesn't. She was laying on the beach relaxing until the coastguards informed her that she was stopping the tide from coming in "Oh my days, nyhahahaha. Nah wot I mean"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Not this cunt, it doesn't. That isn't a wave behind her, she just farted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Not this cunt, it doesn't. Wasn't that first shown in Blue Planet with David Attenborough doing the commentary? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 57 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Carl, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a response, I can tell you I don't have one. What I do have is a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me not give a fuck about people like you. So fuck off. I like the bits where you kill the people traffickers and break people's necks and stuff, but the bits where you try and act like the doting father, like turning up at her birthday party, are beyond cringeworthy. Stick to mean and moody, Neeson, you big nosed Irish cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: That isn't a wave behind her, she just farted. If she falls over, Japan will disappear under a massive tsunami. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If she falls over, Japan will disappear under a massive tsunami. Unless she happens to be standing on the shore in Blackpool, in which case PansySpacker will be wetter than he already is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Not this cunt, it doesn't. Where's Ratcum? This little bundle of fun would be right up his street. The things he would do to her with an oily radish don't bear thinking about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What I do have is a very particular set of skills, Tell him about the time you repaired your own fridge. If that doesn’t put him in his place, I doubt anything will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Drew, you're a fucking Toby mate, END OF. A fackin Toby Jug. Can't argue with that assessment, all you have to do is review his contributions. Drew's a cunt of the highest order, but at least he knows it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where's Ratcum? This little bundle of fun would be right up his street. The things he would do to her with an oily radish don't bear thinking about. Fuck me, those thighs could part the Red Sea. It's a shame the Judge is as bent as a nine shekel note, she'd be right up his street or back passage with a strapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 I'm all for it just as long as the camera is more focused on their tits bouncing around, hopefully some nipples protruding through a sweat soaked top. Gotta be better than watching 22 poofs act like fairies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 4 hours ago, Goober said: 9 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I'm all for it just as long as the camera is more focused on their tits bouncing around, hopefully some nipples protruding through a sweat soaked top. You sick fuck! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: I'm all for it just as long as the camera is more focused on their tits bouncing around, hopefully some nipples protruding through a sweat soaked top. Gotta be better than watching 22 poofs act like fairies. Have you seen some of the birds in the Dutch and Swedish international teams, Fend's. I wouldn't mind joining them for a post match bath. They don't all drink from the bearded cup... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Have you seen some of the birds in the Dutch and Swedish international teams, Fend's. I wouldn't mind joining them for a post match bath. They don't all drink from the bearded cup... I have seen some MC, all that cheese and sweat, lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 16 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Carl, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a response, I can tell you I don't have one. What I do have is a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me not give a fuck about people like you. So fuck off. That is definitely a response. However, it would have been wiser just to admit that you were wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 Drew, Carl is undoubtedly a low functioning autist with a chin like a Habsburg emperor, but he's still made you look a right, stupid fucking cunt here. Apologise to the man and move on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 18 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Carl, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a response, I can tell you I don't have one. What I do have is a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me not give a fuck about people like you. So fuck off. This is the first time you've induced a potential coffee spray moment, Drew, bar the circuit board soldering revelation. Despite plagiarising 'Taken' (which i should have twigged straight away) i've still awarded a like. More of this shit, you pissed before noon, bungalow dwelling cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Drew, Carl is undoubtedly a low functioning autist with a chin like a Habsburg emperor, but he's still made you look a right, stupid fucking cunt here. Apologise to the man and move on. Carl's definitely not the sharpest tool in box but he's got Drew bang to rights here. I know the man's perpetually pissed out of his head and is prone to proofreading despite his own grammatical fuck ups, but even below 60 iq's know fat cunts wear mainly black* Carlo strikes me as an inoffensive simpleton who is yet to entertain. He's got two things going for him which have prevented me serving him up - a 'Carlitos Way' avatar and not being Reptyle. The clocks ticking though due to his long term membership Imagine if Flabbot was caucasian, she'd look like a fucking albino Bison. I bet they've had to reinforce the oppositions bench. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Drew, Carl is undoubtedly a low functioning autist with a chin like a Habsburg emperor, but he's still made you look a right, stupid fucking cunt here. Apologise to the man and move on. I have to admit that you do quite well for a low functioning autist, does your care worker go everywhere with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 11 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: I have to admit that you do quite well for a low functioning autist, does your care worker go everywhere with you? How's the guide dog working out, Pen? Technically i own a share of that Golden Retriever due to my charitable contributions. Choose your words carefully as just one word will trigger him to walk you into the path of a 7.5 tonne lorry... I'll be expecting a decent nom if he's taken over from you on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: How's the guide dog working out, Pen? He doesn’t need a guide dog Major. He’s got the biggest white stick in the whole West Country, poking out the front of his motheaten Victorian bloomers. The late John Bindon would be green with envy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 40 minutes ago, King Billy said: The late John Bindon would be green with envy. He wasn't a very healthy colour when he arrived in Ireland after the fight with Johnny Darke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He wasn't a very healthy colour when he arrived in Ireland after the fight with Johnny Darke. ‘So, Your Royal Highness, what was it about Mr Bindon that led you to strike up such an unlikely friendship with him?’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘So, Your Royal Highness, what was it about Mr Bindon that led you to strike up such an unlikely friendship with him?’ I'm not sure I could get a stiffie if I was only going to be shagging a pint glass handle. I think he was a pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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