Neil Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 Arsenal's Thomas Partey is the latest privileged millionaire to fall into the trap. I wonder how long after being fucked the girl realised how much money she could make by going to the papers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 He's just changed his name to Yakubu after converting to Islam following his recent marriage to some Moroccan slag. So, fuck him; fuck her; and fuck Piers Morgan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: He's just changed his name to Yakubu after converting to Islam following his recent marriage to some Moroccan slag. So, fuck him; fuck her; and fuck Piers Morgan. That was clever. It's not rape if you're a Muslim. It's a 'cultural difference'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: He's just changed his name to Yakubu after converting to Islam following his recent marriage to some Moroccan slag. So, fuck him; fuck her; and fuck Piers Morgan. Fuck Arsenal as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 5 hours ago, Neil said: Arsenal's Thomas Partey is the latest privileged millionaire to fall into the trap. I wonder how long after being fucked the girl realised how much money she could make by going to the papers? England full back Kyle Walker needs to teach some of these lads how to get their oats safely. You ring a couple of Cheshire hookers, bang them £2k each for all manner of depravity and excess, including the prominent use of Gold coloured prophylactics, then kick them out before it’s time for training. Pretty difficult (though not, for the record, impossible) to meet the prosecution threshold for rape with a sex worker, and when it inevitably hits the papers, the court of public opinion won’t be horrified, they’ll be fantasising about a few hours with the lovely Louise themselves when they get their accumulator in on Saturday. Kyle only got into trouble for breaching lockdown; I imagine his Arab bosses were more interested in getting her number. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/11329263/kyle-walker-sex-party-coronavirus-lockdown-hookers-man-city/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck Arsenal as well. He does this on the very day that his club signed Jesus? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 12 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: He does this on the very day that his club signed Jesus? Jesus? Apparently he's good on crosses. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/11329263/kyle-walker-sex-party-coronavirus-lockdown-hookers-man-city/ George Best must be turning in his grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck Arsenal as well. I so wanted it to be Harry Kane but then I realised any woman within inches of his dopey fucking mong face would probably say fuck all because of the embarrassment in being lured into sexual liaisons with Shreks uglier thick brother. Fucking yid cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 8 minutes ago, Neil said: I so wanted it to be Harry Kane but then I realised any woman within inches of his dopey fucking mong face would probably say fuck all because of the embarrassment in being lured into sexual liaisons with Shreks uglier thick brother. Fucking yid cunt Lets face it, if John Merrick had been a multi millionaire, he'd certainly wouldn't have been short of Victorian quim and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Lets face it, if John Merrick had been a multi millionaire, he'd certainly wouldn't have been short of Victorian quim and no mistake. I don't think he would need money with you, would he? The moniker of him being called the 'elephant man' would have you foaming at the gash for his trunk of a cock, you filthy fucking whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: England full back Kyle Walker needs to teach some of these lads how to get their oats safely. Or Wayne Rooney. Any spunk covered, wrinkly old slapper, still cognitively able enough to make an allegation against him, would almost certainly be pushing up the daisies long before the case could ever be put in front of a jury. I bet Colleen has nightmares every night about the battering her klunge is destined for when she hits 70 and Shrek starts coming home early every night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 15 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I don't think he would need money with you, would he? The moniker of him being called the 'elephant man' would have you foaming at the gash for his trunk of a cock, you filthy fucking whore. Harsh, even brutal some might say. Are you OK CBB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 32 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I don't think he would need money with you, would he? The moniker of him being called the 'elephant man' would have you foaming at the gash for his trunk of a cock, you filthy fucking whore. "You filthy fucking whore". I like that. I'll have to remember to use that the next time I climb off your sister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 10 hours ago, Neil said: Arsenal's Thomas Partey is the latest privileged millionaire to fall into the trap. I wonder how long after being fucked the girl realised how much money she could make by going to the papers? How much did TP pay her? Ooh, just googled him - I love his hair. Did he do it for free? Does it even matter? I LOOOVE his hair Love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 Thomas Partey reveals he has changed his name to Yakubu after marrying his Muslim wife and changing religion - but midfielder will still be referred to as Partey when playing for Arsenal and continue wearing Thomas on his jersey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 I've MISSED the news - what's he done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "You filthy fucking whore". I like that. I'll have to remember to use that the next time I climb off your sister You're not much use to me alive, are you Turkish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're not much use to me alive, are you Turkish. Do you know a farmer with lots of hungry pigs? Because I might be needing one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're not much use to me alive, are you Turkish. Our next prime minster could be a kurd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 6 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Our next prime minster could be a kurd. Only the first letter different then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "You filthy fucking whore". I like that. I'll have to remember to use that the next time I climb off your sister Okay. You filthy fucking necrophiliac whore. Can you remember to put her back after you've dug her up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 23 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Okay. You filthy fucking necrophiliac whore. Can you remember to put her back after you've dug her up. YIKES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 41 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Okay. You filthy fucking necrophiliac whore. Can you remember to put her back after you've dug her up. I'll put her in the freezer next to the Findus Meals for One and the onion rings. She"ll be in good hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'll put her in the freezer next to the Findus Meals for One and the onion rings. She"ll be in good hands Next to Chris Packham's dead poodle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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