Jake The Muss Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 This snail-eating-smelly-onion cunt has to be one of the biggest lunatics i have ever seen, his feats are amazing to watch but is he off his pie-crust or is he one of the very few people on this planet that just dazzles crowds with his death defying activities. He once fell 15 meters (almost 50 feet) on his head while rock climbing but that never stopped him as he has climbed the world's tallest buildings without any safety equipment. An enigma Cuntbreed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: This snail-eating-smelly-onion cunt has to be one of the biggest lunatics i have ever seen, his feats are amazing to watch but is he off his pie-crust or is he one of the very few people on this planet that just dazzles crowds with his death defying activities. He once fell 15 meters (almost 50 feet) on his head while rock climbing but that never stopped him as he has climbed the world's tallest buildings without any safety equipment. An enigma Cuntbreed. He gets kudos for being the only Frenchman in history not to be an absolute fucking coward. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 I’d rather watch Alain Robidoux, myself. And he’s shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: He gets kudos for being the only Frenchman in history not to be an absolute fucking coward. How about Zinedine Zidane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: He gets kudos for being the only Frenchman in history not to be an absolute fucking coward. You forgot Eric Cantona. That flying heel kick to the chest was a thing of beauty. As for this climbing cunt, it’s probably Withers trying to retrieve a traumatised goose. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’d rather watch Alain Robidoux, myself. And he’s shit. Remember O’Sullivan taunting him by playing one handed and not looking at the shots he was potting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Remember O’Sullivan taunting him by playing one handed and not looking at the shots he was potting? I do, yes. John Virgo picked it up on commentary and said he was taking the piss. Then there was that debacle with the pink and black where Robidoux wouldn’t concede from 50 behind and Ronnie was openly laughing. Peak O’Sullivan that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Remember O’Sullivan taunting him by playing one handed and not looking at the shots he was potting? That was a Ronnie classic, i was hoping it was going to turn in to a straightener on the cobbles. I think Alain would have beat Ronnie as he does have that Peter Sutcliffe look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: That was a Ronnie classic, i was hoping it was going to turn in to a straightener on the cobbles. I think Alain would have beat Ronnie as he does have that Peter Sutcliffe look. Nah. Robidoux has never gotten over his cue maker smashing up his famed stick “The Eel” years ago. Ronnie could play with an actual eel and still make a competitive fifty-odd break. And only one of these two men has “connections”. Robidoux would wake up in The Channel with Le Concrete Bottes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’d rather watch Alain Robidoux, myself. And he’s shit. Canadian, so he don't count. Mind you, this cunt wouldn't be able to scale his chin anyhow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 18, 2022 Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 8 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: That was a Ronnie classic, i was hoping it was going to turn in to a straightener on the cobbles. I think Alain would have beat Ronnie as he does have that Peter Sutcliffe look. Not if he's French. Sprinting in the opposite direction would be his greatest skill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 On 17/08/2022 at 22:35, Eric Cuntman said: As for this climbing cunt, it’s probably Withers trying to retrieve a traumatised goose. I think anserine is the word you’re looking for Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 On 18/08/2022 at 07:35, Cunty BigBollox said: Sprinting in the opposite direction would be his greatest skill. niasU tloB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 On 17/08/2022 at 22:19, Jake The Muss said: This snail-eating-smelly-onion cunt has to be one of the biggest lunatics i have ever seen, his feats are amazing to watch but is he off his pie-crust or is he one of the very few people on this planet that just dazzles crowds with his death defying activities. He once fell 15 meters (almost 50 feet) on his head while rock climbing but that never stopped him as he has climbed the world's tallest buildings without any safety equipment. An enigma Cuntbreed. I've watched a couple of docus on him since you posted the link. Just wow. What a unique freak. It's mesmerising. He's an example of complete and perfect skill, physicality & concentration. It couldn't be anything less, otherwise he'd be dead. And he fuckingwell smokes! Such a thing could only come out of France. Interesting to note he made two successful climbs in '20 & 21 – making him 58-59 at the time. He really could be placed in the 'All-Time Hall of Fame of Freaks', alongside pansexual Pen and her 13-inch bronco swinger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 On 17/08/2022 at 22:19, Jake The Muss said: This snail-eating-smelly-onion cunt has to be one of the biggest lunatics i have ever seen, his feats are amazing to watch but is he off his pie-crust or is he one of the very few people on this planet that just dazzles crowds with his death defying activities. He once fell 15 meters (almost 50 feet) on his head while rock climbing but that never stopped him as he has climbed the world's tallest buildings without any safety equipment. An enigma Cuntbreed. Considering the avalanche of brown arrivals, every frog should learn the skill and consider it a priority. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 On 17/08/2022 at 22:29, Last Cunt Standing said: How about Zinedine Zidane? Or Joan of Arc. Technically not a geezer but she had balls. Well, until they got burned off. Just before her Walkman and hearing aid melted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 On 02/01/2023 at 20:13, Wolfie said: I've watched a couple of docus on him since you posted the link. Just wow. What a unique freak. It's mesmerising. He's an example of complete and perfect skill, physicality & concentration. It couldn't be anything less, otherwise he'd be dead. And he fuckingwell smokes! Such a thing could only come out of France. Interesting to note he made two successful climbs in '20 & 21 – making him 58-59 at the time. He really could be placed in the 'All-Time Hall of Fame of Freaks', alongside pansexual Pen and her 13-inch bronco swinger. He's a complete Freak Wolfie..but somewhat entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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