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The Notting Hill Carnival

Wolfie

By Wolfie
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Penny Farthing

Penny Farthing

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12 hours ago, Decimus said:

Brilliant, isn't it? The lack of self-awareness this cancerous mongrel has is absolutely fucking breathtaking.

Imagine being accused of toadyism by the site's most unashamed sycophant and all round boot licker, it's akin to Frank mocking you for the cut of your sartorial jib.

Freak'Frog'n'Frank- The Corner Society of Mutual Fawning Flunkeys.

Servile fucking worms.

N.B. I haven't forgotten you @cunt it goes without saying you're just as much as a kowtowing tosser as any of The Holy Trinity of Spastics.

 

I bet that in real life you are a cringing dwarf.

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Eddie

Eddie

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8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Save yourself the bother. Cut yesterday’s Mail on Sunday up into pieces, then pull fragments out of a bag at random. Same incoherent word-salad effect. 

Enjoy your trip. Great coffee over there. 

With you being a regular at THE Carnival and a career as an NHS nurse, genuine question, are you as black as Newgates knocker?

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Witheredscrote

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28 minutes ago, Eddie said:

With you being a regular at THE Carnival and a career as an NHS nurse, genuine question, are you as black as Newgates knocker?

@Eddie Of course he is. 'Doc' is, in all probability, stationed in the Maningrida settlement, Northern Territory, baking under a rusty tinned roof clinic, busying himself with removing kangaroo testicles from an abbo's arsehole. What a loser.

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Last Cunt Standing

Last Cunt Standing

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2 hours ago, Eddie said:

With you being a regular at THE Carnival and a career as an NHS nurse, genuine question, are you as black as Newgates knocker?

Nope.

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Eddie Of course he is. 'Doc' is, in all probability, stationed in the Maningrida settlement, Northern Territory, baking under a rusty tinned roof clinic, busying himself with removing kangaroo testicles from an abbo's arsehole. What a loser.

Nope. 

Thanks for playing, chaps. 

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Guest Parabolic Cunting

Guest Parabolic Cunting

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6 hours ago, Penelope Alive said:

I bet that in real life you are a cringing dwarf.

I bet in real life you're 200kg and trying to adjust the position of your massive cock whilst sat on the bus. I bet you're also crying, having caught a glimpse of your reflection in the window.

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Eddie

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1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

The last Bank Holiday in England until Christmas, and you cunts have got nothing better to do than this shite.

Tragic. 

Never mind this shit Nursie, did you read that princess Diana’s Xr3i just sold for 650k, a bargain, prince Andrew’s escort cost him 12 million, Fuck off. 

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On 27/08/2022 at 17:20, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Have to disagree on some of your points here Wolfie. I think around 500 arrests at a two day event hosting 2 million isn't bad at all. Considering most go there to get pissed, high and wasted and considering most people in London are absolute cunts, the numbers don't seem too bad. I agree there are loads of gangs wanting to bring their beef there etc and act like cunts, but fortunately it's generally a safe event. I agree regarding the food, overpriced jerk chicken that's either dry or just about cooked and that's why I'll be cooking my own as I sip on rum punch and perv on some of the fine female specimens (of all races) in attendance. Having been to around 15 carnivals now, I'd say the whitey/darkie ratio is actually 60/40 respectively. Apart from a load of teenage type wankers wondering around it generally people having a good time listening to everything from Dub (I recommend Aba Shanti) to house (Norman Jays Good times although sadly no longer there) to house and techno and obviously Soca, Reggae. 

I think it's going to be a great, massive piss up and its definitely needed after all the bollocks of the last few years and no doubt cost of living shite to come. 

No shit, an open invite to any corner member (except @Penelope Alive, @Frank and @cunt and @Carl Sway wanting to experience the vibes... PM me and bring some rum you fucking tight cunts.

Been there, done that, got the stab-proof vest, and all without a fuckin' invitation from you, ain't life grand? 😛

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Guest Parabolic Cunting

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52 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Roops, after a chip pan fire?

The Welsh have utilities now? I once saw a Welsh man wearing a Casio watch, though he was smashing his sister's back doors in through the holes in an abandoned shopping trolley. Not quite civilisation over there just yet.

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ProfB

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41 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said:

The Welsh have utilities now? I once saw a Welsh man wearing a Casio watch, though he was smashing his sister's back doors in through the holes in an abandoned shopping trolley. Not quite civilisation over there just yet.

I once had a Casio watch, they are quite good as it happens, as Jimmy Saville would say.

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