White Cunt Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 The yellow slime are working on going to the moon, where an underground hovel base will be established in the near future. I am very much pro idea of an off-planet yellow disaster enterprise, but the moon seems just too close for comfort - in case things go tits up - which they will. How about persuading the lot to fuck off to another galaxy altogether, where they can enrich the top layers of commissars who command the hive, while simultaneously disposing of a billion of workers, thus imploding their population that little bit faster? This planet could do with a little break. https://www.msn.com/en-xl/news/other/chinese-space-designers-eye-moon-base-in-volcanic-caves-for-long-term-stays-after-2035/ar-AA11sajo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 Seen what ya did there whitey baby..nice bitta casual racism..carry on UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 There's nothing new under the sun - or the moon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There's nothing new under the sun - or the moon. His daughter. Italian bird I think. Probably one of the top ten fit women of all time. If they remade it now, I’m guessing the home planet will be renamed to avoid offending window lickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 7 hours ago, White Cunt said: The yellow slime are working on going to the moon, where an underground hovel base will be established in the near future. I am very much pro idea of an off-planet yellow disaster enterprise, but the moon seems just too close for comfort - in case things go tits up - which they will. How about persuading the lot to fuck off to another galaxy altogether, where they can enrich the top layers of commissars who command the hive, while simultaneously disposing of a billion of workers, thus imploding their population that little bit faster? This planet could do with a little break. https://www.msn.com/en-xl/news/other/chinese-space-designers-eye-moon-base-in-volcanic-caves-for-long-term-stays-after-2035/ar-AA11sajo The main link and its ensuing stories are 'compiled' by Ling Xin and Stephen Chen respectively, both of whom are based in Beijing. This means each story adheres to a Chinese government narrative, otherwise they wouldn't get pubished. So when the headline reads 'China plans to turn the moon into outpost to defend Earth: scientists', what it really means is 'China plans to turn the moon into a military outpost from where they can nuke everybody on Earth: Chinese military'. I'll bet my mortgage hundreds of thousands of Uyghurs and other political prisoners in known concentration camps are currently being forced to make products for this very reason, building up to 2035, each being kept alive by street dogs and cats which have been rounded up and brutally blowtorched to feed them. Christ I fucking hate the cruel little yellow bastards. Prejudiced? Absofuckinglutely. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: There's nothing new under the sun - or the moon. Ming (the merciless) Dynasty. It sounds as if it's been done before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 25 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Ming (the merciless) Dynasty. It sounds as if it's been done before. Drew, have you ever considered becoming a Martin Lewis type figure and offering your top tips on staying warm this winter? I for one would be interested in you giving a TED talk breaking down the most economical ways to heat your home. Whether that would be by asphyxiating to death after illegally tinkering with an infamous Potterton, or downing five litres of white cider per day and passing out in the warm fug of your own piss and shit. I'm sure you've got the answers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Drew, have you ever considered becoming a Martin Lewis type figure and offering your top tips on staying warm this winter? I for one would be interested in you giving a TED talk breaking down the most economical ways to heat your home. Whether that would be by asphyxiating to death after illegally tinkering with an infamous Potterton, or downing five litres of white cider per day and passing out in the warm fug of your own piss and shit. I'm sure you've got the answers. I've got wood! Not that sort, you fucking poof. Lots of seasoned wood for my multi-fuel stove. Some nights I light it just by igniting my breath, vodka is best. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 37 minutes ago, Wolfie said: So when the headline reads 'China plans to turn the moon into outpost to defend Earth: scientists', what it really means is China plans to turn the moon into the universes first commercial cheese mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 6, 2022 Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: China plans to turn the moon into the universes first commercial cheese mine. Imagine if aliens encounter them and say, "fuck this, they all look the fucking same to me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: The main link and its ensuing stories are 'compiled' by Ling Xin and Stephen Chen respectively, both of whom are based in Beijing. This means each story adheres to a Chinese government narrative, otherwise they wouldn't get pubished. So when the headline reads 'China plans to turn the moon into outpost to defend Earth: scientists', what it really means is 'China plans to turn the moon into a military outpost from where they can nuke everybody on Earth: Chinese military'. I'll bet my mortgage hundreds of thousands of Uyghurs and other political prisoners in known concentration camps are currently being forced to make products for this very reason, building up to 2035, each being kept alive by street dogs and cats which have been rounded up and brutally blowtorched to feed them. Christ I fucking hate the cruel little yellow bastards. Prejudiced? Absofuckinglutely. Perhaps they are currently “training” the pleb in concentration/quarantine camps for the bright future awaiting the survivors in irradiated dungeons somewhere in space. I am slightly worried about some shoddy gear exploding on its way out, close to Earth. In fact, I will give it a 99 percent chance to explode at or soon after the take off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 20 hours ago, King Billy said: China plans to turn the moon into the universes first commercial cheese mine. idiot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 On 06/09/2022 at 16:25, Eric Cuntman said: His daughter. Italian bird I think. Probably one of the top ten fit women of all time. If they remade it now, I’m guessing the home planet will be renamed to avoid offending window lickers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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