Jake The Muss Posted September 19, 2022 Report Share Posted September 19, 2022 So Charles the turd takes over the continuing corrupt fuck the people over, reign over us bullshit nonsense...this shit has past it's sell by date long ago and the latest monarch is a super cunt. WEF puppet who will sell this country down the shitter in a heart beat, a jug eared arrogant spastic who surely is suspect to the friends he has chosen (Jimmy fucking Savile). A total cunt who will show himself to be just that, very quickly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 57 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: So Charles the turd takes over the continuing corrupt fuck the people over, reign over us bullshit nonsense...this shit has past it's sell by date long ago and the latest monarch is a super cunt. WEF puppet who will sell this country down the shitter in a heart beat, a jug eared arrogant spastic who surely is suspect to the friends he has chosen (Jimmy fucking Savile). A total cunt who will show himself to be just that, very quickly. Personally, I with His Majesty the Queen a long and happy reign. I bet he's secretly shitting himself with excitement to finally sit on "Mama's" gilded chair and wear her big, shiny hat. He's either going to fuck it up spectacularly or die from the adrenaline rush in the next few years. He's lived too long in Mummy's shadow and enjoyed far too much freedom as a result, thus making him a fucking clown in the eyes of his "subjects" and thoroughly burying his chances of being taken seriously by anyone. They got Lizzie young and managed to build the character around her - Charlie Boy's has already been established for the last five decades and I imagine he's holding a lifetime's worth of grudges that will inevitably play out in hilarious and interesting ways now that Mummy and Daddy are no longer there to stop him throwing his toys out of the pram. My first guess at how its all going to play out is that those fucking Corgis are all going to suffer mysterious and fatal traffic accidents in transit to their new owners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 5 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: So Charles the turd takes over the continuing corrupt fuck the people over, reign over us bullshit nonsense...this shit has past it's sell by date long ago and the latest monarch is a super cunt. WEF puppet who will sell this country down the shitter in a heart beat, a jug eared arrogant spastic who surely is suspect to the friends he has chosen (Jimmy fucking Savile). A total cunt who will show himself to be just that, very quickly. I was in my garden yesterday, talking to the vegetables about Chuck. They're rather fond of him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 24 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I was in my garden yesterday, talking to the vegetables about Chuck. They're rather fond of him. You kept that quiet. When exactly was it that Drew and Pen moved in? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 7 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: So Charles the turd takes over the continuing corrupt fuck the people over, reign over us bullshit nonsense...this shit has past it's sell by date long ago and the latest monarch is a super cunt. WEF puppet who will sell this country down the shitter in a heart beat, a jug eared arrogant spastic who surely is suspect to the friends he has chosen (Jimmy fucking Savile). A total cunt who will show himself to be just that, very quickly. The latest fascist inbred installation will undoubtedly fuck it up big time, especially as we enter the times of growing internal and international tensions. His lot have the final word about what goes on in this country, even though the PR make people to think that they are for tourist consumption, only. But they are part of the problem we currently have with energy production, themselves so heavily invested in the whole new vertical process of renewables’ production, from direction of credit to manufacturing to output distribution. Mayfair will be nicely illuminated when other parts of the country go dark. Do you think that for the sake of environment, Charles will take donations in paper bags or cryptos? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 3 hours ago, Decimus said: You kept that quiet. When exactly was it that Drew and Pen moved in? Christ, can you imagine them living with you. Fucking health hazard, or what. Always tripping over Pen's cock, and the smell of piss and shit from Drew's bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 33 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Christ, can you imagine them living with you. Fucking health hazard, or what. Always tripping over Pen's cock, and the smell of piss and shit from Drew's bedroom. And you shitting garlic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 10 hours ago, Roadkill said: Personally, I with His Majesty the Queen a long and happy reign. I bet he's secretly shitting himself with excitement to finally sit on "Mama's" gilded chair and wear her big, shiny hat. He's either going to fuck it up spectacularly or die from the adrenaline rush in the next few years. He's lived too long in Mummy's shadow and enjoyed far too much freedom as a result, thus making him a fucking clown in the eyes of his "subjects" and thoroughly burying his chances of being taken seriously by anyone. They got Lizzie young and managed to build the character around her - Charlie Boy's has already been established for the last five decades and I imagine he's holding a lifetime's worth of grudges that will inevitably play out in hilarious and interesting ways now that Mummy and Daddy are no longer there to stop him throwing his toys out of the pram. My first guess at how its all going to play out is that those fucking Corgis are all going to suffer mysterious and fatal traffic accidents in transit to their new owners. Actually i reckon the corgis will tell Charles what to do as he is such a fucking pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I was in my garden yesterday, talking to the vegetables about Chuck. They're rather fond of him. Didn't i tell you never to talk to me again, you forgetful dumb onion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 I’ve heard William has been pegged to take over some time in 2024. Though I may have misheard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 50 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Didn't i tell you never to talk to me again, you forgetful dumb onion. So this is the thanks I get for responding to a feeble, and poorly delivered nom. It won't happen again, that's for sure. No sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: So this is the thanks I get for responding to a feeble, and poorly delivered nom. It won't happen again, that's for sure. No sir. Put up a better nom and all will be forgiven..put your money where your snail eating cuntface is. Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 12 hours ago, Roadkill said: Personally, I with His Majesty the Queen a long and happy reign. I bet he's secretly shitting himself with excitement to finally sit on "Mama's" gilded chair and wear her big, shiny hat. He's either going to fuck it up spectacularly or die from the adrenaline rush in the next few years. He's lived too long in Mummy's shadow and enjoyed far too much freedom as a result, thus making him a fucking clown in the eyes of his "subjects" and thoroughly burying his chances of being taken seriously by anyone. They got Lizzie young and managed to build the character around her - Charlie Boy's has already been established for the last five decades and I imagine he's holding a lifetime's worth of grudges that will inevitably play out in hilarious and interesting ways now that Mummy and Daddy are no longer there to stop him throwing his toys out of the pram. My first guess at how its all going to play out is that those fucking Corgis are all going to suffer mysterious and fatal traffic accidents in transit to their new owners. He was talking to plants 40 years ago. He must be a complete jelly head by now. Apparently he has a servant to tuck his cock back in after a piss. Totally fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was talking to plants 40 years ago. He must be a complete jelly head by now. Apparently he has a servant to tuck his cock back in after a piss. Totally fucked. Red face signed the power transfer docs with the wrong date. (Chauncey should have made the butler do it out of sight) Horse’s face pointed it out to him and I think the blame was placed on the pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’ve heard William has been pegged to take over some time in 2024. Though I may have misheard. Is he running for US presidency? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: Put up a better nom and all will be forgiven..put your money where your snail eating cuntface is. Cunt. Already done that, keep up. (WOT, No Brexit Plan 3340 replies). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 15 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: a jug eared arrogant spastic who surely is suspect to the friends he has chosen (Jimmy fucking Savile). Bishop Peter Ball? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’ve heard William has been pegged to take over some time in 2024. Though I may have misheard. I heard something similar while the old Lizard was alive.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Bishop Peter Ball? Forgot about that pile of wasted spunk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Already done that, keep up. (WOT, No Brexit Plan 3340 replies). Not past glories, we have all had them (apart from Pen)..post a nom now cunt. 3,340 replies of mostly drivel don't count..less is more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’ve heard William has been pegged to take over some time in 2024. Though I may have misheard. 12 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I heard something similar while the old Lizard was alive.. Bend, this has gone right over your head, you stupid old bastard. I'll give you five minutes to tell me what the actual insinuation in LCS's post was or your name is going on Frank's bucket. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bend, this has gone right over your head, you stupid old bastard. I'll give you five minutes to tell me what the actual insinuation in LCS's post was or your name is going on Frank's bucket. Just cut corners and put my name on his bucket...it has to be easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: or your name is going on Frank's bucket. Franks ‘bucket list’. I’d rather receive a phone call in the dead of night from ‘Jigsaw’ than find out I was on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bend, this has gone right over your head, you stupid old bastard. I'll give you five minutes to tell me what the actual insinuation in LCS's post was or your name is going on Frank's bucket. 28 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Just cut corners and put my name on his bucket...it has to be easier. 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: Franks ‘bucket list’. I’d rather receive a phone call in the dead of night from ‘Jigsaw’ than find out I was on it. I got my own fucking bucket. And he shit in it. losers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 21, 2022 Report Share Posted September 21, 2022 On 20/09/2022 at 06:49, Decimus said: You kept that quiet. When exactly was it that Drew and Pen moved in? Fuck off you cunt. I'm just back from a ban for talking about one of Eric's hats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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