Decimus Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 On 02/10/2022 at 15:53, Witheredscrote said: Jacob Rees-Mogg in cronyism row after business partner made peer and minister When are you British tax payers (and Drew), going to make a united stand against these piss taking cunts? Seriously. Withers have you ever done coke, MDMA, a shit load of champagne and to round the session off a few valium? On a Wednesday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don’t be ridiculous, Darling! Eric, I'm coming down harder than Frank bouncing on a big, black, cock. Suggestions? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Eric, I'm coming down harder than Frank bouncing on a big, black, cock. Suggestions? Diazepam and Horlicks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Eric, I'm coming down harder than Frank bouncing on a big, black, cock. Suggestions? A big mug of cup a soup with croutons and a toasted Ketamine sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Diazepam and Horlicks. For those suicidal hangovers, where you feel like you've spent the night being pegged by Lisa Riley whilst someone played the drums to "In The Air Tonight" on your fucking head with a pair of cattle prods, Diazepam indeed does the trick. In the absence of that, however, Solpadeine always managed to sort me out quite a bit, with the codeine helping to give enough of a buzz to keep any of the shakes and sweats away. I always swore by Powerade during my "normal" ones. Never touched the stuff usually, but it seemed like quite a powerful elixir against the pure "drink-only" hangovers. Sounds like our Decs might need a few months in a fucking monastery. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 Ah, Kwasi…..we hardly knew ye. Appoint a clown, expect a circus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 49 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Ah, Kwasi…..we hardly knew ye. Appoint a clown, expect a circus. Has he gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Has he gone? Yep. Chopped. Rumours are Jeremy Hunt next in line. Just what your hangover needs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 3 hours ago, nocti said: For those suicidal hangovers, where you feel like you've spent the night being pegged by Lisa Riley whilst someone played the drums to "In The Air Tonight" on your fucking head with a pair of cattle prods, Diazepam indeed does the trick. In the absence of that, however, Solpadeine always managed to sort me out quite a bit, with the codeine helping to give enough of a buzz to keep any of the shakes and sweats away. I always swore by Powerade during my "normal" ones. Never touched the stuff usually, but it seemed like quite a powerful elixir against the pure "drink-only" hangovers. Sounds like our Decs might need a few months in a fucking monastery. I’ve got Solpadeine, the 30/500 ones, not the shit ones you can get in Tesco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 4 hours ago, nocti said: I always swore by Powerade during my "normal" ones. Never touched the stuff usually, but it seemed like quite a powerful elixir against the pure "drink-only" hangovers. A mountainous fry up, washed down with a litre of Irn Bru (full sugar, obviously, none of that diet shite) will either kill or cure, guaranteed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’ve got Solpadeine, the 30/500 ones, not the shit ones you can get in Tesco. I've still got a stack of Tramadol I was prescribed ages ago but never needed at the time. Washed down with tequila that's more of a recreational high than a painkiller, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 (edited) 19 hours ago, Decimus said: Has he gone? Yes. We’ve taken away the ‘Fisher-Price’ steering wheel from the baby seat. Edited October 15, 2022 by Mrs Roops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've still got a stack of Tramadol I was prescribed ages ago but never needed at the time. Washed down with tequila that's more of a recreational high than a painkiller, though. I haven’t tried Tramadol. I’ve tried its big brother Morphine though, only in tablet form. 10 mg of Sevredol when I had a toothache. It kicked in after about 40 minutes, I switched the telly on and watched ‘Forbidden Planet’ in HD for the first time. Fucking brilliant. Too nice, which is why I left it alone afterwards. They don’t tell patients that morphine and heroin are the exact same thing. They freak out if they hear the H word. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 Kamikwase Farteng has been sacked or resigned, what a fucking pile of cunt these Tories are... All out of ideas and not a single one of them looking like a credible Prime Minister. What the fuck they were thinking in bringing in a 'trickle down' policy in this current climate is difficult to understand. How many Prime Ministers have we had in the last seven years? Fuck the Tories, utter fucking cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 (edited) 20 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Ah, Kwasi…..we hardly knew ye. Appoint a clown, expect a circus. Elvis has left the building. Edited October 15, 2022 by Mrs Roops 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Yep. Chopped. Rumours are Jeremy Hunt next in line. Just what your hangover needs. Don't get me wrong, the man is a total fucking imbecile with the economic nous of a 1930s Soviet, factory commisar. But in fairness to this finger counting-simpleton, his mini budget was clearly dictated to him by Fake Mags. If only he had the mental capacity to realise that he'd been thrown under the bus, we could have had an almighty whistle blowing scandal to add the final nail in the Truss cunts coffin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Don't get me wrong, the man is a total fucking imbecile with the economic nous of a 1930s Soviet, factory commisar. But in fairness to this finger counting-simpleton, his mini budget was clearly dictated to him by Fake Mags. If only he had the mental capacity to realise that he'd been thrown under the bus, we could have had an almighty whistle blowing scandal to add the final nail in the Truss cunts coffin. Although these cretins don’t operate in isolation, he had a lot to say on the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 https://uk.style.yahoo.com/kwasi-kwarteng-am-absolutely-100-145846652.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 49 minutes ago, Decimus said: Don't get me wrong, the man is a total fucking imbecile with the economic nous of a 1930s Soviet, factory commisar. But in fairness to this finger counting-simpleton, his mini budget was clearly dictated to him by Fake Mags. If only he had the mental capacity to realise that he'd been thrown under the bus, we could have had an almighty whistle blowing scandal to add the final nail in the Truss cunts coffin. Somebody soon will ask whether his sacking and replacement by a.n other white man is in anyway racist. Then we’ll get the lurid details of how he has been hanging out the back of Liz for some time and how sacking him broke her heart. We know one thing though; he didn’t give her that necklace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I haven’t tried Tramadol. I’ve tried its big brother Morphine though, only in tablet form. 10 mg of Sevredol when I had a toothache. It kicked in after about 40 minutes, I switched the telly on and watched ‘Forbidden Planet’ in HD for the first time. Fucking brilliant. Too nice, which is why I left it alone afterwards. They don’t tell patients that morphine and heroin are the exact same thing. They freak out if they hear the H word. Ask your local junkie about spit-methadone Eric, it’ll either rock your world or turn your stomach. I gather the more discerning customers can be positively Jilly Goolden-esque in describing the notes of phlegm, hepatitis, and sweet mother morphia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Has he gone? My wife muttered "another celebrity death then" only moments ago. I asked who, and as she said "Robbie" I admit that I began to feel the pangs of ecstasy, and even a shred of tumescence down below. Unfortunately, turns out it's Coltrane. Who I actually quite liked. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 1 minute ago, nocti said: My wife muttered "another celebrity death then" only moments ago. I asked who, and as she said "Robbie" I admit that I began to feel the pangs of ecstasy, and even a shred of tumescence down below. Unfortunately, turns out it's Coltrane. Who I actually quite liked. Cracker! 😉 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Cracker! 😉 Barbara Flynn as Mrs Fitz’. Oh yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Barbara Flynn as Mrs Fitz’. Oh yes. Her turn in The Beiderbecke Affair put her very close to the top of my "Great MILFs of the 80s" list, second only to Marsha Fitzalan in The New Statesman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: A mountainous fry up, washed down with a litre of Irn Bru (full sugar, obviously, none of that diet shite) will either kill or cure, guaranteed. I’ve found the best thing for a hangover is loads of booze the previous night. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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