Cunty BigBollox Posted October 22, 2022 Report Share Posted October 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s 2 o’clock in the afternoon. Put the fucking cork back in it. Fucking autococked strikes again. Obviously I meant door but, more importantly, do you think Cunstable Wolfie of the spelling police noticed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2022 Report Share Posted October 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fucking autococked strikes again. Obviously I meant door but, more importantly, do you think Cunstable Wolfie of the spelling police noticed. Despite you being too drunk to include a question mark at the end of your last sentence, no. Probably not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fucking autococked strikes again. Obviously I meant door but, more importantly, do you think Cunstable Wolfie of the spelling police noticed. What's the S.P. Drew? Your mid-afternoon flurry of absolute fucking drivel isn't exactly surprising, but you seem more excitable than usual. If only you had stairs, you could utilise your newfound burst of energy by running to the top step and then chucking yourself down them head first. You red-beaked, wet-brained cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 22, 2022 Report Share Posted October 22, 2022 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: What's the S.P. Drew? Your mid-afternoon flurry of absolute fucking drivel isn't exactly surprising, but you seem more excitable than usual. If only you had stairs, you could utilise your newfound burst of energy by running to the top step and then chucking yourself down them head first. You red-beaked, wet-brained cretin. It's the wimminz rugby world cup causing a stir in my jockeys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2022 Report Share Posted October 22, 2022 On 22/10/2022 at 08:56, Mrs Roops said: I appreciate I have an unfounded reputation for being a know-all, You’ve spelled ‘well earned’ wrong. Just saying (I won’t say a word about it to MENSA). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2022 Report Share Posted October 22, 2022 12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I know jack about the condition of Ms Mourdant's vagina. We can file that away in the ‘everything else’ category then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 22, 2022 Report Share Posted October 22, 2022 12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I appreciate I have an unfounded reputation for being a know-all, but you must realise I know jack about the condition of Ms Mourdant's vagina. Did you know she used to be a magicians assistant so has had previous experience with a wizards sleeve. That might be a clue as to the condition of the 'v'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2022 Report Share Posted October 22, 2022 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Reeta Chakrabarti in particular looks as if she'd almost rather be saying "cunt" Especially if she was asked what Jeremy Corbyn saw in her to elevate her to the Lords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2022 Report Share Posted October 22, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Despite you being too drunk to include a question mark at the end of your last sentence, no. Probably not. Ape’s going to have something to say about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 On 22/10/2022 at 12:12, Eric Cuntman said: Plays havoc with the fallopians. Now that you mention it there is more than a passing resemblance between a tubal ligation and a six-dimensional Calabi-Yau manifold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Now that you mention it there is more than a passing resemblance between a tubal ligation and a six-dimensional Calabi-Yau manifold. Leave Eric alone you Old Bag Love ProfB XXX 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 11 minutes ago, ProfB said: Leave Eric alone you Old Bag Love ProfB XXX How do you like your space, Prof, loopy or stringy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: How do you like your space, Prof, loopy or stringy? spice? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2022 Report Share Posted October 23, 2022 Boris has just pulled out, for the first time ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 (edited) On 22/10/2022 at 08:56, Mrs Roops said: I appreciate I have an unfounded reputation for being a know-all, but you must realise I know jack about the condition of Ms Mourdant's vagina. Or any potlical argument except your own personal bias ,let me be a devils advocate, your more like the lettuce that run our country than the thatcher she pretended to be. Edited October 25, 2022 by Snowy get ya baps out love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackoTC Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 On 20/10/2022 at 16:00, Decimus said: We're shortly about to have our fifth Prime Minister in six years, a staggering turnover rate which would make even the most tumultuous of Banana Republics blush (translated and lifted from Bild @Frank you stupid old cunt). The talk is of restoring confidence in the markets, but that boat has long sailed and fallen off the edge of Bend's imagimary flat earth. It never had much, but this government has lost all credibility, trust and any semblance of competence that it once had. The choices for the successor to Rain Woman are about as inspiring as her own mental speech about cheese and Chinese pork. The cure cannot be worse than the disease, and the idea of a Starmer led administration for the next five years is hardly something that the vast majority of people in this country would want under normal circumstances. But these aren't normal circumstances, and I'd rather have that onky block headed, beige fucking dullard steering the ship than ANY of the 357 Tories currently sitting in parliament scratching their fucking arses without any clue on how to pull this country out of the steaming pile of shit that it's currently festering in. It's time for an early General Election, anything less and anyone with any sense may as well jump in to their nearest river with a breeze block chained around their necks. An exciting Nom Deco. I almost got 1/3 way through it before lighting my crack pipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 1 hour ago, JackoTC said: An exciting Nom Deco. I almost got 1/3 way through it before lighting my crack pipe. Well and truly smoked out. I've got you in my pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 6 hours ago, Snowy said: Or any potlical argument except your own personal bias ,let me be a devils advocate, your more like the lettuce that run our country than the thatcher she pretended to be. Said without any bias under the cowardly guise of devil's advocacy, yeah right. Pompous pratt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 24 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Said without any bias under the cowardly guise of devil's advocacy, yeah right. Pompous pratt. I'm not sure what's up with you lately Mrs Roops, we're all used to your obsession with @King Billy , however your blatant bullying behaviour has now extended to myself and Snowy. Your petulance has been noted and were watching you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackoTC Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Well and truly smoked out. I've got you in my pocket. Yes. Of course you have. I might take you semi seriously if you stopped stealing Frank's material...........again. I'm your Moriarty Deco, and I won't be drawn unless I want to be. The only things you've got in your pocket are Ed's balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackoTC Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Well and truly smoked out. I've got you in my pocket. Actually, I may have to revise my thinking. Some of the material on here is just dire. Been reading through various noms and its absolute fucking drivel. Some crude nonsense about french birds etc, its playground level. I think I can see why I left for so long, you really are one of the best ones on here Deco. You've no idea how grim I find that. Still, there's a compliment in there somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 37 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Actually, I may have to revise my thinking. Some of the material on here is just dire. Been reading through various noms and its absolute fucking drivel. Some crude nonsense about french birds etc, its playground level. I think I can see why I left for so long, you really are one of the best ones on here Deco. You've no idea how grim I find that. Still, there's a compliment in there somewhere. Hello Jacko. Did you know that Frank’s topped himself? I will miss him but obviously I’m glad he’s dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 2 hours ago, JackoTC said: I'm your Moriarty Deco Exactly, why do you think I summoned you via PM? I need a challenge. Have you seen who my current nemesis is? A mentally retarded lorry driver posing as an 18 year old girl. Fuck that, I deserve better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Exactly, why do you think I summoned you via PM? I need a challenge. Have you seen who my current nemesis is? A mentally retarded lorry driver posing as an 18 year old girl. Fuck that, I deserve better. Ungrateful cunt. I’m stuck with Sway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 8 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'm not sure what's up with you lately Mrs Roops, we're all used to your obsession with @King Billy , however your blatant bullying behaviour has now extended to myself and Snowy. Your petulance has been noted and were watching you. We are going through a difficult patch, cut her some slack please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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