colonelkurtz Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 It seems some dumbfuck 'celeb [ and of course one of the lips like a baboons arse brigade] has left some shithousery excuse for a tv show on 'medical advice' and reported to be - wait for it - heartbroken over being unable to share the jolly jape with a bunch of like minded Z list cunts . This apparently qualifies as a fucking BBC news story ! Heartbroken is helplessly watching your 3 year old lying in a hospital bed on life support dying from leukemia or meningitis or sitting in court while some judge hands out community service to some sacks of shit who kicked your Dad to death in broad daylight. It obviously only gets the editors nod if it involves some horse face bint or washed up fucking has been. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: It seems some dumbfuck 'celeb has left some shithousery excuse for a tv show on 'medical advice' and reported to be - wait for it - heartbroken over being unable to share the jolly jape with a bunch of like minded Z list cunts . This apparently qualifies as a fucking BBC news story ! Heartbroken is helplessly watching your 3 year old lying in a hospital bed on life support dying from leukemia or meningitis or sitting in court while some judge hands out community service to some sacks of shit who kicked your Dad to death in broad daylight. It obviously only gets the editors nod if it involves some horse face bint or washed up fucking has been. Interesting fact of the day. Despite the show being hosted in the jungle, I don't believe that a black 'celebrity' has ever won it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 She's loving every fucking minute of the attention She's currently getting. If we just ignore the cunt hopefully her face will fall off and we never hear from the anorexic slag again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 The egos on display during this shit are beyond belief. I remember watching it years ago. Fatima Whitbread was on it. One of the challenges involved a dart board with 8 sections, each section contained something to eat. You get 8 darts, if you hit all of the sections you eat. Fatima leaps up, grabs the darts and says that she should do it because it’s a throwing game and she’d be best at it. Eric Bristow was sat next to her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The egos on display during this shit are beyond belief. I remember watching it years ago. Fatima Whitbread was on it. One of the challenges involved a dart board with 8 sections, each section contained something to eat. You get 8 darts, if you hit all of the sections you eat. Fatima leaps up, grabs the darts and says that she should do it because it’s a throwing game and she’d be best at it. Eric Bristow was sat next to her. Well what did 'she' score? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 25 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well what did 'she' score? No one will ever know because maths is ‘racist.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 13 hours ago, King Billy said: maths is ‘racist.’ Despite having been invented by, mostly, Indians and Arabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 16 hours ago, Decimus said: Interesting fact of the day. Despite the show being hosted in the jungle, I don't believe that a black 'celebrity' has ever won it. They may be white but they have black hearts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 On 08/11/2022 at 17:08, Decimus said: Interesting fact of the day. Despite the show being hosted in the jungle, I don't believe that a black 'celebrity' has ever won it. Tony Black(burn)! I'll get me loincloth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 https://metro.co.uk/2022/11/14/gmb-david-beckham-slammed-for-qatar-ambassador-role-ahead-of-world-cup-17752871/ Talking of publicity seeking tarts; I see the Queen of publicity tarts, Sir St David of LA, has got his mongy little boat race on our screens again, promoting the Gay hating, wimmin subjecting, migrant worker murdering shithole Qatar where, of course, England will make cunts of themselves in the upcoming World Cup. This fucking nimrod would do anything to get his mug on newspapers and TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 On 08/11/2022 at 17:08, Decimus said: Interesting fact of the day. Despite the show being hosted in the jungle, I don't believe that a black 'celebrity' has ever won it. I'm also sceptical about the amount of UmBongo actually consumed in the Congo. We're being taken for mugs here. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://metro.co.uk/2022/11/14/gmb-david-beckham-slammed-for-qatar-ambassador-role-ahead-of-world-cup-17752871/ Talking of publicity seeking tarts; I see the Queen of publicity tarts, Sir St David of LA, has got his mongy little boat race on our screens again, promoting the Gay hating, wimmin subjecting, migrant worker murdering shithole Qatar where, of course, England will make cunts of themselves in the upcoming World Cup. This fucking nimrod would do anything to get his mug on newspapers and TV. Dave (the world famous 'gay icon') only does gay for pay, he doesn't give a fuck about LGBT rights, that's why he's taking multi-£M from the camel shaggers. 🐪🌽🐫 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 I really hope this Cunt and his slag wife get gang raped by a herd of camel farmers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 On 08/11/2022 at 15:17, colonelkurtz said: It seems some dumbfuck 'celeb [ and of course one of the lips like a baboons arse brigade] has left some shithousery excuse for a tv show on 'medical advice' and reported to be - wait for it - heartbroken over being unable to share the jolly jape with a bunch of like minded Z list cunts . This apparently qualifies as a fucking BBC news story ! Heartbroken is helplessly watching your 3 year old lying in a hospital bed on life support dying from leukemia or meningitis or sitting in court while some judge hands out community service to some sacks of shit who kicked your Dad to death in broad daylight. It obviously only gets the editors nod if it involves some horse face bint or washed up fucking has been. Which one? Boy George? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 On 08/11/2022 at 17:08, Decimus said: Interesting fact of the day. Despite the show being hosted in the jungle, I don't believe that a black 'celebrity' has ever won it. What do you call a dog with a spade hanging out of its arse? A…. Katie Price B…..Mrs Roops C…..Both of the above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://metro.co.uk/2022/11/14/gmb-david-beckham-slammed-for-qatar-ambassador-role-ahead-of-world-cup-17752871/ Talking of publicity seeking tarts; I see the Queen of publicity tarts, Sir St David of LA, has got his mongy little boat race on our screens again, promoting the Gay hating, wimmin subjecting, migrant worker murdering shithole Qatar where, of course, England will make cunts of themselves in the upcoming World Cup. This fucking nimrod would do anything to get his mug on newspapers and TV. Never mind Beckhom, I see this vacuously unfunny helmet-rider hasn’t passed up the chance of a bit of attention out of the matter by threatening to shred £10k if he doesn’t get his way. An odd option in a financial crisis with skint cunts grovelling at food banks. It is a better option, however than the alternative of donating it to LGBTQSPQR charities. What a pasty faced publicity whore cunt. I hope he gets stage 50 anal cancer that dangles down out of his shorts so dogs can nip at it and kids stab it with sticks…tomorrow. https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2022/nov/13/joe-lycett-to-shred-10000-if-david-beckham-promotes-world-cup-in-qatar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 Unfunny sausage jockey desperate for publicity, I wonder if it has dawned on him yet that if he does what he's promised no cunt will bother buying a ticket for any of his shows as he's obviously going to waste it. Career suicide. I hope he gets bad Aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 41 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Never mind Beckhom, I see this vacuously unfunny helmet-rider hasn’t passed up the chance of a bit of attention out of the matter by threatening to shred £10k if he doesn’t get his way. An odd option in a financial crisis with skint cunts grovelling at food banks. It is a better option, however than the alternative of donating it to LGBTQSPQR charities. What a pasty faced publicity whore cunt. I hope he gets stage 50 anal cancer that dangles down out of his shorts so dogs can nip at it and kids stab it with sticks…tomorrow. https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2022/nov/13/joe-lycett-to-shred-10000-if-david-beckham-promotes-world-cup-in-qatar Typical fucking hysterical queer, just like women they make it all about themselves. Don't get me wrong, Beckham is as bad as a Jew when it comes to financial hypocrisy. He's made a post-football career out of jumping on any woke bandwagon that socks it to 'The Man' in a desperate attempt to remain relevant. Which would be admirable if his numerous business interests didn't involve endorsing fashion companies which utilise child labour in third world shit holes and representing fanatical and fundamentalist Muslim oligarchs. But if you're going to criticise him, how about pointing out the fact that he has plastered his face to a campaign of a regime which has built their world cup infrastructure on indentured servitude whilst suppressing fifty percent of their population (women). The fact that they despise a tiny degenerate population of the world is hardly the worst of their crimes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: Typical fucking hysterical queer, just like women they make it all about themselves. Don't get me wrong, Beckham is as bad as a Jew when it comes to financial hypocrisy. He's made a post-football career out of jumping on any woke bandwagon that socks it to 'The Man' in a desperate attempt to remain relevant. Which would be admirable if his numerous business interests didn't involve endorsing fashion companies which utilise child labour in third world shit holes and representing fanatical and fundamentalist Muslim oligarchs. But if you're going to criticise him, how about pointing out the fact that he has plastered his face to a campaign of a regime which has built their world cup infrastructure on indentured servitude whilst suppressing fifty percent of their population (women). The fact that they despise a tiny degenerate population of the world is hardly the worst of their crimes. Bend it like Beckham lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 41 minutes ago, Neil said: Unfunny sausage jockey desperate for publicity, I wonder if it has dawned on him yet that if he does what he's promised no cunt will bother buying a ticket for any of his shows as he's obviously going to waste it. Career suicide. I hope he gets bad Aids Seems like a waste of money to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 49 minutes ago, Neil said: I hope he gets bad Aids From his mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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