camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Carling black label one with the squirrel was another one. And special mention goes to Paul Hogan. "Strewth! Theres a bloke down there with no strides on"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Strewth! Theres a bloke down there with no strides on"! The London Underground one.. ”Excuse me, how I get to Cockfosters?” ”Drink it warm.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 On 20/11/2022 at 19:42, Cuntybaws said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The London Underground one.. ”Excuse me, how I get to Cockfosters?” ”Drink it warm.” I watched a compendium of old ads on YouTube and I came to the conclusion that ads now aren't funny. Also, all the families were white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 35 minutes ago, Neil said: Fuck off. She’s fucking lovely. Nice face, and voluptuous. It’s winter. I like the cuddly ones when it’s cold. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 58 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: For a fat bird.. that’s fuckable. You're not wrong. I feel my tolerance for fat pigs lowering in line with the weather changing. My normal preference is for skinny waifs who look like they're a consumption afflicted whore from a Regency based novel. But there's something appealing about taking a tumble with a plump, buxom wench when the wind is howling outside and you've just returned from the pub with a frostnipped cock. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 Just now, Decimus said: You're not wrong. I feel my tolerance for fat pigs lowering in line with the weather changing. My normal preference is for skinny waifs who look like they're a consumption afflicted whore from a Regency based novel. But there's something appealing about taking a tumble with a plump, buxom wench when the wind is howling outside and you've just returned from the pub with a frostnipped cock. Absolutely. Some bigguns have nice figures. It’s the ones with huge guts, saggy tits and skinny legs that make me fucking sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: I remember a sketch where Eric and Ernie were being served in a shop by some surly battleaxe Eric: "Tell me madam, has any man ever told you what a beautiful face you have"? Woman (fluttering her eyelids and blushing "Why, no. They haven't" Eric (puffing in his pipe) "That doesn't surprise me". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember a sketch where Eric and Ernie were being served in a shop by some surly battleaxe Eric: "Tell me madam, has any man ever told you what a beautiful face you have"? Woman (fluttering her eyelids and blushing "Why, no. They haven't" Eric (puffing in his pipe) "That doesn't surprise me". Hilarious! I’ve just pissed my pants laughing 😆. And they wonder why Ben Elton is the rich cunt he is these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I watched a compendium of old ads on YouTube and I came to the conclusion that ads now aren't funny. Also, all the families were white. I stopped watching them after 'Katie' from the OXO adds was replaced by that skank Linda Bellingham. What a fucking dog she was eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The London Underground one.. ”Excuse me, how I get to Cockfosters?” ”Drink it warm.” "They're Jackson Pollocks." "I'd agree with you there, mate." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 On 18/11/2022 at 20:29, Neil said: Could someome arrange to take Harry Kane shopping and plant a necklace on him so they can cut the cunts hands off. Well at least Harry is wearing the rainbow armband and the team are taking the knee, that will show the backward cunts. The west should be applauded for celebrating homosexuality, encouraging gender reassignment, we are so advanced drag queens are reading to school children rather than assembly with bit of a bible reading, and a hymn. We have generally turned out backs on common sense and the screaming wokes have taken the reins. That on top of celebrating multiculturalism/ mass immigration, changing communities for every more. But wait, how our country has improved over the last 70-100 years…, safe streets, crime at an all time low, police have hardly anything to do and again have the time again to investigate trivial crimes such as burglary… School teachers expected to teach kids who don’t speak a word of English, in classes of 30 or more. Poor English kids receive absolutely no attention as the teacher has 15 other kids from who knows where to deal with. The NHS pushed to new levels of totally unrealistic works loads, and a mass recession taking hold. I bet the old Arabs are gutted they don’t play by our rules…. oh nearly forgot, and fuck off withers 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I bet the old Arabs are gutted they don’t play by our rules…. They hate the Jews, queers, women and blacks, what's not to like? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 Joint statement from the Football Associations of England, Wales, Belgium, Denmark, Germany, the Netherlands and Switzerland about the One Love armband: "Fifa has been very clear that it will impose sporting sanctions if our captains wear the armbands on the field of play. As national federations, we can’t put our players in a position where they could face sporting sanctions including bookings, so we have asked the captains not to attempt to wear the armbands in Fifa World Cup games. "We were prepared to pay fines that would normally apply to breaches of kit regulations and had a strong commitment to wearing the armband. However, we cannot put our players in the situation where they might be booked or even forced to leave the field of play. "We are very frustrated by the Fifa decision which we believe is unprecedented – we wrote to Fifa in September informing them of our wish to wear the One Love armband to actively support inclusion in football, and had no response. Our players and coaches are disappointed – they are strong supporters of inclusion and will show support in other ways." That's them told. Hypocritical, bottle job cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: They hate the Jews, queers, women and blacks, what's not to like? Chuck the hatred of the French into the mix and I’m upping sticks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: Joint statement from the Football Associations of England, Wales, Belgium, Denmark, Germany, the Netherlands and Switzerland about the One Love armband: "Fifa has been very clear that it will impose sporting sanctions if our captains wear the armbands on the field of play. As national federations, we can’t put our players in a position where they could face sporting sanctions including bookings, so we have asked the captains not to attempt to wear the armbands in Fifa World Cup games. "We were prepared to pay fines that would normally apply to breaches of kit regulations and had a strong commitment to wearing the armband. However, we cannot put our players in the situation where they might be booked or even forced to leave the field of play. "We are very frustrated by the Fifa decision which we believe is unprecedented – we wrote to Fifa in September informing them of our wish to wear the One Love armband to actively support inclusion in football, and had no response. Our players and coaches are disappointed – they are strong supporters of inclusion and will show support in other ways." That's them told. Hypocritical, bottle job cunts. I have no interest in either football or LBGTnonsense, but I do like a bit of shit-stirring. Why can't they just wear the things and let the ban go ahead? FIFA's going to look a bit silly, trying to hold a footy competition with no players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 16 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I have no interest in either football or LBGTnonsense, but I do like a bit of shit-stirring. Why can't they just wear the things and let the ban go ahead? FIFA's going to look a bit silly, trying to hold a footy competition with no players. I don't like how identity politics has pervaded the domestic game, with the proliferation of rainbows everywhere it's like watching a special needs kids team everytime you turn Sky Sports on. That being said, if I took it up the arse and was a Judy Garland fan, I'd finally see all these FA initiatives for what they are, lip service and tokenism. When it actually comes down to making a genuine stand on the issue, they've bottled it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 56 minutes ago, Decimus said: Joint statement from the Football Associations of England, Wales, Belgium, Denmark, Germany, the Netherlands and Switzerland about the One Love armband: "Fifa has been very clear that it will impose sporting sanctions if our captains wear the armbands on the field of play. As national federations, we can’t put our players in a position where they could face sporting sanctions including bookings, so we have asked the captains not to attempt to wear the armbands in Fifa World Cup games. "We were prepared to pay fines that would normally apply to breaches of kit regulations and had a strong commitment to wearing the armband. However, we cannot put our players in the situation where they might be booked or even forced to leave the field of play. "We are very frustrated by the Fifa decision which we believe is unprecedented – we wrote to Fifa in September informing them of our wish to wear the One Love armband to actively support inclusion in football, and had no response. Our players and coaches are disappointed – they are strong supporters of inclusion and will show support in other ways." That's them told. Hypocritical, bottle job cunts. It's important that the average corpulent, sofa dwelling John Bull civic nationalist in England sees the globo homo project go brown trousers when up against the head choppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 46 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't like how identity politics has pervaded the domestic game, with the proliferation of rainbows everywhere it's like watching a special needs kids team everytime you turn Sky Sports on. That being said, if I took it up the arse and was a Judy Garland fan, I'd finally see all these FA initiatives for what they are, lip service and tokenism. When it actually comes down to making a genuine stand on the issue, they've bottled it. The gayers can console themselves while our players sink to their knees in adoration of St George Of Floyd, by imagining it's in preparation for delivery of a blowjob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 44 minutes ago, scotty said: The gayers can console themselves while our players sink to their knees in adoration of St George Of Floyd, by imagining it's in preparation for delivery of a blowjob. Predictions, Scotty? I'm going nil-nil in this game and out in the first round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 Wow. I've just watched half the England team lamely sing 'God Save The Queen'. Thick fucking cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 Seventeen minutes this shite has been going and I’m already bored. No wonder the Iranian keeper wants a lie down, I imagine what he is seeing is the football equivalent of Ovaltine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Predictions, Scotty? I'm going nil-nil in this game and out in the first round. That was pretty much my take on it, until the game kicked off to reveal an opposition who would struggle against the Red Lion at the park on Sunday morning. We can now look forward to media drooling, and a parade of pundits sagely pointing out that "you can only beat what's in front of you." (a sentiment, incidentally, frequently endorsed by Neil.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 According to Sky it was a 'stunning' result that sends out a warning to other teams, I wouldn't know as I would rather clean out my mother-in-laws arsehole than watch those cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 14 hours ago, scotty said: "They're Jackson Pollocks." "I'd agree with you there, mate." I’d forgotten that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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