Neil Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 How does the script go? "Yo blud, can I 'ave some more fried chicken innit?". At least when he gets to the undertakers he can relate to all of the stabbing victims 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 What is this fucking shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 How do you make a Black Russian? Get the BBC to update Dr Zhivago. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Neil said: How does the script go? "Yo blud, can I 'ave some more fried chicken innit?". At least when he gets to the undertakers he can relate to all of the stabbing victims If Bill Sykes was a mechanical digger, beating the shit out of a white girlfriend and a bull terrier would at least be plausible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: How does the script go? "Yo blud, can I 'ave some more fried chicken innit?". At least when he gets to the undertakers he can relate to all of the stabbing victims Is that Brian Cox as Fagin? One of my biggest gripes about most modern adaptations of Oliver Twist is that they tend to omit the overtly antisemitic tropes of the original. That being said, if you're going to replace a penny pinching kike with anyone, your best choice is always going to be a tight fisted jock. For that reason, I give this a nine out of ten for authenticity. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: If Bill Sykes was a mechanical digger, beating the shit out a white girlfriend and a bull terrier would at least be plausible. Nancy probably points to the sexual preference of his boyfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 50 minutes ago, Decimus said: Is that Brian Cox as Fagin? One of my biggest gripes about most modern adaptations of Oliver Twist is that they tend to omit the overtly antisemitic tropes of the original. That being said, if you're going to replace a penny pinching kike with anyone, your best choice is always going to be a tight fisted jock. For that reason, I give this a nine out of ten for authenticity. So we’ve got a black one, a caricature of a Jew, and plenty of wimmins. They will need a gay character… ‘The Arsehole Splodger’. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They will need a gay character… ‘The Arsehole Splodger’ ‘Iluva fist’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: So we’ve got a black one, a caricature of a Jew, and plenty of wimmins. They will need a gay character… ‘The Arsehole Splodger’. If all things being equal, how about a remake of Amistad featuring a few white slaves? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: If all things being equal, how about a remake of Amistad featuring a few white slaves? “Fuck you Toby! Your name is Kunta Kinte now.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They will need a gay character… ‘The Arsehole Splodger’. Frank! 🏳️🌈 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 53 minutes ago, cunt said: Frank! 🏳️🌈 I think he’s really dead this time.😞 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I think he’s really dead this time.😞 Right, now the cunt thinks I’ve fallen for his trick… he’ll show himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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