Eric Cuntman Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: Wasn’t she found crushed to death underneath half a gram of Charlie? The irony was that her best friend Bonnie Langford was known mostly for her ‘Just William’ catchphrase… “I’ll scream and scream until I’m sick!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 14 hours ago, Decimus said: Withers, I'm going to smash your puckered, old arsehole into smithereens. Have you ever seen an overripe watermelon get battered with a claw hammer? That's what you're going to be dealing with. I suggest that you collect all the grease from your female relatives armpits to lube yourself up, because you're going to fucking need it. I can't be bothered. You're going to be taking so much beak and alcohol over the next 3 weeks, that you won't be able to find your own arsehole, let alone mine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 I wonder whether Frank will do a Christmas video from his deep freeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 17 hours ago, scotty said: "Bulimics of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your dinner." John Prescott, 2005 The Secret Diary Of David Beckham: “I gets up at 5 o’clock and has three shredded wheat, then I go for a five mile run, then I go home and have bacon & eggs and sausages and beans. Vicky does get up at 12 o’clock and has 3 sugar puffs.. but she does cough them up again.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Secret Diary Of David Beckham: “I gets up at 5 o’clock and has three shredded wheat, then I go for a five mile run, then I go home and have bacon & eggs and sausages and beans. Vicky does get up at 12 o’clock and has 3 sugar puffs.. but she does cough them up again.” Eric, for a few brief surreal moments there, I read that as David Blunkett and wondered what the fuck you were on about. 😄😄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 24 minutes ago, scotty said: Eric, for a few brief surreal moments there, I read that as David Blunkett and wondered what the fuck you were on about. 😄😄 I didn’t know his guide dog was anorexic! Or called Vicky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I didn’t know his guide dog was anorexic! Or called Vicky. Why did the blind man walk off the cliff? Because I threw a stick for his dog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 55 minutes ago, scotty said: Why did the blind man walk off the cliff? Because I threw a stick for his dog. I like to sneak up behind blind people at pedestrian crossings and go.. “BEEP-BEEP-BEEP” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like to sneak up behind blind people at pedestrian crossings and go.. “BEEP-BEEP-BEEP” You are the Roadrunner, and I claim my prize. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 19 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You are the Roadrunner, and I claim my prize. You are Pepé Le Pew, and I claim my prize. Fuck off you stinky, French cunt. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 6 hours ago, scotty said: Eric, for a few brief surreal moments there, I read that as David Blunkett and wondered what the fuck you were on about. 😄😄 I’ve got 2 dogs and I reluctantly pick up their shit in a bag and bin it if anyone’s around, but I can’t help thinking that Blunkett and all those Mr. McGoo cunts must have really smelly fucking fingers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ve got 2 dogs and I reluctantly pick up their shit in a bag and bin it if anyone’s around, but I can’t help thinking that Blunkett and all those Mr. McGoo cunts must have really smelly fucking fingers. ‘man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger’ Confucius - a century that isn’t this one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 On 11/12/2022 at 19:32, Decimus said: Ötzi The Iceman has long been heralded as the anthropological find of a lifetime. One can only begin to imagine the excitement in the scientific world when Frank is finally discovered dead and hanging in his Barbican flat, only for the Old Bill to subsequently discover a perfectly frozen example of Peking Man in his chest freezer. Any post adding to the myth that frank keeps his dead chinky wife in the deep freeze for an ‘occasional’ fuck is worth a like in my book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 23 hours ago, King Billy said: I’ve got 2 dogs and I reluctantly pick up their shit in a bag and bin it if anyone’s around, but I can’t help thinking that Blunkett and all those Mr. McGoo cunts must have really smelly fucking fingers. Careful Billy, you'll have @cunt desperately searching for your location, 'Rambo' shit-collecting covert action kit at the ready. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: 'Rambo' shit-collecting covert action kit at the ready. 😂 a saw back Bowie knife with a hollow handle containing ‘poopy bags’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 26 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Any post adding to the myth that frank keeps his dead chinky wife in the deep freeze for an ‘occasional’ fuck is worth a like in my book Stubbed, did I ever tell you about the time Bobby Sands sucked me off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 On 12/12/2022 at 07:38, Witheredscrote said: I can't be bothered. You're going to be taking so much beak and alcohol over the next 3 weeks, that you won't be able to find your own arsehole, let alone mine. Good old Scrotals; like Mengele twins, only without the careful stitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: Stubbed, did I ever tell you about the time Bobby Sands sucked me off? I bet he didn’t swallow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I bet he didn’t swallow. strangely enough we discussed his mother's clitoris. "Like the feckin sail on a Portuguese Man o' War" he said. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I bet he didn’t swallow. ‘DON’T LET BOBBY SANDS DIEt’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: “Like the feckin sail on a Portuguese Man o' War" he said. Reminds me of John Masefield’s “Cargoes”. I always had a soft spot for the Dirty British coaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: ‘DON’T LET BOBBY SANDS DIEt’ It goes without saying, but I’ll say it anyway. I miss Quincy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I always had a soft spot for the Dirty British coaster. You’d love my coffee table. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Reminds me of John Masefield’s “Cargoes”. I always had a soft spot for the Dirty British coaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Bob Valdez is in blackface. I like him even more now. This is more impressive than the bit with the big stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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