Neil Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 Don't forget to tune in to see some cunt called Mead who tries to play football at Slough bottom Park standard(It's in Norwich you cunts) and fails miserably win the whole damn thing tonight, Obviously Ben Stokes has done fuck all to win it as this cunt who I believe to be captain of a team of 10 other cunts fully deserves the accolade. Ben, you useless individual cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: Don't forget to tune in to see some cunt called Mead who tries to play football at Slough bottom Park standard(It's in Norwich you cunts) and fails miserably win the whole damn thing tonight I'm not quite so confident as you are, Neil. True, she ticks two of the required boxes being female and lesbian, but fails on the third being conspicuously fair of complexion. 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 Stokes, with Brendan McCullum, have made the England Cricket team into a formidable unit by playing "don't fuck about" style cricket that's seen them win 9 from the last 10 tests and our White ball team won the T20 world cup, so that should be where the Team award should go. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 43 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Stokes, with Brendan McCullum, have made the England Cricket team into a formidable unit by playing "don't fuck about" style cricket that's seen them win 9 from the last 10 tests and our White ball team won the T20 world cup, so that should be where the Team award should go. But the 'girlies' brought it home you fucking sexist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 I thought a pre-requisite of being a footballist was to be devoid of any personality traits that anyone other than a total cunt would find appealing and actually vote for. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 14 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I thought a pre-requisite of being a footballist was to be devoid of any personality traits that anyone other than a total cunt would find appealing and actually vote for. Bearing that in mind, I'm surprised that you haven't won every single Ballon d'Or since 1998. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 Seven times World Champion Ronnie O’Sullivan apparently not even in the top three. I’m sorry, but fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Seven times World Champion Ronnie O’Sullivan apparently not even in the top three. I’m sorry, but fuck off. Not a sport though is it? Its golf for lazy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 Some women's football cunt won, also got team of the year and coach of the year. Since when was women's fucking football a sport? Apparently she has beaten Jimmy Greaves' record for the number of England goals in a season. Once again, not a fucking sport. Not even close. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not a sport though is it? Its golf but for lazy cunts. And what’s Curling, then? Bowling on ice? Ronnie transcends his sport. The BBC spend two weeks in April showcasing his talent, and viewing figures are inextricably linked to his appearances. He’s also got rather more personality than Andy Murray and Princess Anne put together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Some women's football cunt won, also got team of the year and coach of the year. Since when was women's fucking football a sport? Apparently she has beaten Jimmy Greaves' record for the number of England goals in a season. Once again, not a fucking sport. Not even close. Bunch of bullshit, Baws. They should just scrap the whole show, and given it’s relegated to a Wednesday night, that looks to be the direction of travel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 24 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: And what’s Curling, then? Bowling on ice? Ronnie transcends his sport. The BBC spend two weeks in April showcasing his talent, and viewing figures are inextricably linked to his appearances. He’s also got rather more personality than Andy Murray and Princess Anne put together. My cactus plant has more personality than those two put together. This competition has to decide whether it's for sporting prowess or being a jolly good chap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 This programme is just another use of a state organ rubbing values in our faces that are suffocating us with unending shit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 A clusterfuck of wokeness. Women rule. I wish I was one, they are so great at everything. Must go I've just started to bleed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 8 hours ago, The Beast said: This programme is just another use of a state organ rubbing values in our faces that are suffocating us with unending shit. I got rid of the television back in 2010. Had one here a year or so back when some relatives were staying wth me but that went with them when they bought the place at Exmouth. I have been thinking of buying one .. I don't think that I will bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: A clusterfuck of wokeness. Women rule. I wish I was one, they are so great at everything. Must go I've just started to bleed. Are you sure about this Neil. Get advice from Wolfie, he's an old woman, and a right miserable cunt he is too. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My cactus plant has more personality than those two put together. Your cactus doesn't need a personality. It could beat them on looks alone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Neil said: I wish I was one Well, thats enough these days. Stand in line for your new birth certificate and enjoy a life of privilidged pseudo-victimhood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 Another pile of woke sorcery on display. A cunt farm of a show..if anyone should have won, then should of been Ronnie o Sullivan as he has won his seven world titles and seven UK championships and seven masters, as well as all the other ranking tournaments. All the 147 breaks, most century breaks. Over a very long career. The dyke footballer was part of a collective team. This shit oozes with fixed before airing.. Fuck right off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 5 hours ago, Neil said: A clusterfuck of wokeness. Women rule. I wish I was one, they are so great at everything. Must go I've just started to bleed. You're going nowhere sweetie, not until you've done the washing and made my fuckin' dinner. Oh, and while you're at it, trot off to the shops, we need some more potatoes, be quick, I'm off to the pub in half an hour, don't stay up, I'll be late in, pissed, again! 🥴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 I’m surprised the BBC didn’t award it to Shamima Begum. I’m sure ‘carrying severed heads in buckets’ is a legitimate sport in their imaginary reality. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 30 minutes ago, cunt said: You're going nowhere sweetie, not until you've done the washing and made my fuckin' dinner. Oh, and while you're at it, trot off to the shops, we need some more potatoes, be quick, I'm off to the pub in half an hour, don't stay up, I'll be late in, pissed, again! 🥴 Shut up you fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m surprised the BBC didn’t award it to Shamima Begum. I’m sure ‘carrying severed heads in buckets’ is a legitimate sport in their imaginary reality. It was one of the events in the Saudi vesion of It's a Knockout. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It was one of the events in the Saudi vesion of It's a Knockout. I bet the Belgians won that every week as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet the Belgians won that every week as well. And they cheated in the piano smashing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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