Sam Smith isn’t here to make friends.

[Last Cunt Standing]

4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Especially in LCSs case, when he can come across as a right cunt.

Outrageous. I’m definitely more of a left Cunt, anyway. My Sunday newspaper of choice in the UK was The Observer, which marks me out as a filthy Commie to most of the rabid dogs on here these days. In truth I liked their monthly Food and Money supplements, and the sport section was the market leader. 

I met a woman with two cunts once. Took her deformity in good humour, referring to them as Cannon and Ball. 

Rock on, Stubby. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Indeed. I was having a similar conversation with famous Premier League footballer the other day (Just before I shoved my cock up his filthy slag of wife’s arse, naturally)

 

Is Jamie Vardy just as dull in real life?

[Dyslexic cnut]

7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

You’re making the classic error of mistaking boredom for passivity. The Corner lacks a certain piquancy for me these days and my visits are tailing off faster than the New Zealand Cricket team this morning.

I have spent a few moments over toast considering your question. And for the life of me I can’t recall a single PR I ever did urgently. In young Smith’s case, I’d have a few more pressing questions for him to answer. Given it likely takes him half an hour to deflate his trousers, he’d also be told he had overrun his allotted NHS three minutes and would he kindly rebook in a month. Locating the offending arsehole, or sphincteral opening, might also be a task, given that he appears to be 100% arsehole, though the inevitable traffic cone sized butt plug might be something of a clue. 

Many times over the years you’ve referenced my occasional need to insert a professional finger, in some lame attempt to get me to disclose my GMC number, when I had one. I used to wonder why. Knowing now your own tortured history with things you sometimes insert digits into, it all makes deep Freudian sense. I should put you in touch with my friend the psychosexual therapist. She’d have a fucking field day.

Ciao. 

Thank fuck for that. I’ll tell you something, Doc, and I’ll tell you nothing less, I’m as bored as a menstruating hooker on here these days. I was toying with the idea of going back to war with @Old Chap Raasclaat again, posting something else chronic or, God forbid, feigning affection again for @Frank, just to get some blood stirring vitriol and filthy viciousness back in this place. To be honest, I think it would be too obvious these days. Well, no need now because when that Wolf cunt finishes mowing the lawn the Sabbath should warm up nicely. I’m nipping out for popcorn now and I hope he’s been at the cider today…buckle-up…buttercup.

[Dyslexic cnut]

7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Outrageous. I’m definitely more of a left Cunt, anyway. My Sunday newspaper of choice in the UK was The Observer, which marks me out as a filthy Commie to most of the rabid dogs on here these days. In truth I liked their monthly Food and Money supplements, and the sport section was the market leader. 

I met a woman with two cunts once. Took her deformity in good humour, referring to them as Cannon and Ball. 

Rock on, Stubby. 

Tell Billy, she’d be his top earner. All joking aside…twats her name?

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Tell Billy, she’d be his top earner. All joking aside…twats her name?

I’ve known lots of women that have 2 cunts. They usually leave one of them at home while they go out and exercise the other one.

[ratcum]

16 hours ago, Mike Hunt said:

Is there anything left in the woodpile? 

outrageous

[ratcum]

15 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Wasn’t he in Robin Hood?

he certainly wanted to be in Maid Marian but might have been bi I suppose.

Good thinking Ape

You're still a spastic though.

[Dyslexic cnut]

34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’ve known lots of women that have 2 cunts. They usually leave one of them at home while they go out and exercise the other one.

They don’t live long apparently. Imagine…two periods a month and a double menopause? Mrs Cnut will be lucky to survive her first psycho-cycle. She’s an utter cuntess right now that swings between Cruella Deville and Linda Lovelace with no clue or warning as to which.

[Ape™️]

5 minutes ago, ratcum said:

he certainly wanted to be in Maid Marian but might have been bi I suppose.

Good thinking Ape

You're still a spastic though.

Praise indeed.

[ratcum]

10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Outrageous. I’m definitely more of a left Cunt, anyway. My Sunday newspaper of choice in the UK was The Observer, which marks me out as a filthy Commie to most of the rabid dogs on here these days. In truth I liked their monthly Food and Money supplements, and the sport section was the market leader. 

I met a woman with two cunts once. Took her deformity in good humour, referring to them as Cannon and Ball. 

Rock on, Stubby. 

Good to know LCS. The Independent was okay when it first started but soon filled up with judeo-bolshevik drivel. There is a nascent Der Stürmer in America which usually tells the truth. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Thank fuck for that. I’ll tell you something, Doc, and I’ll tell you nothing less, I’m as bored as a menstruating hooker on here these days. I was toying with the idea of going back to war with @Old Chap Raasclaat again, posting something else chronic or, God forbid, feigning affection again for @Frank, just to get some blood stirring vitriol and filthy viciousness back in this place. To be honest, I think it would be too obvious these days. Well, no need now because when that Wolf cunt finishes mowing the lawn the Sabbath should warm up nicely. I’m nipping out for popcorn now and I hope he’s been at the cider today…buckle-up…buttercup.

@Wolfie

 

[Wolfie]

On 19/02/2023 at 19:53, Dyslexic cnut said:

@Wolfie

 

In spite of my lawn not growing for about another month, my apologies for the late response; eight days a week wouldn't be enough at the moment, DC. Life is busy.

To be fair to the sensitive doc Down Under, who seemingly always has his 'professional finger' superglued to the reply button, his response was typically verbose but nevertheless pretty good; he even managed to squeeze in a puppet pun, and I'd have awarded him a like had he bothered to research the fact I've only ever referenced his 'professional finger' just twice previously. So, not the "Many times over the years" he claims. He's always welcome to prove me wrong.

Indeed, search 'finger' and you'll see there's another musty quim frequenting its useage more than the average punter. Still, at least all this diverts attention from his apparent foot fetish; I'm sure his friend, the "psychosexual therapist relationship councellor from SE England", would be intrigued. Perhaps they've already discussed it at his gaff in Perth during one of her recent desperate attempts to escape to Oz from the UK.

[Eric Cuntman]

39 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

In spite of my lawn not growing for about another month, 

Alpacas eat it. What did you expect.

[Wolfie]

19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Alpacas eat it. What did you expect.

But it's the llamas, with their unrivalled voracious appetite, who muller it more quickly.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

On 19/02/2023 at 09:05, Dyslexic cnut said:

Thank fuck for that. I’ll tell you something, Doc, and I’ll tell you nothing less, I’m as bored as a menstruating hooker on here these days. I was toying with the idea of going back to war with @Old Chap Raasclaat again, posting something else chronic or, God forbid, feigning affection again for @Frank, just to get some blood stirring vitriol and filthy viciousness back in this place. To be honest, I think it would be too obvious these days. Well, no need now because when that Wolf cunt finishes mowing the lawn the Sabbath should warm up nicely. I’m nipping out for popcorn now and I hope he’s been at the cider today…buckle-up…buttercup.

DC, what with spastic @LastoftheMulletssniping at my heels and @cunt stalking me I'm going to find a full on no quarter given (or expected) war with you a bit much at the moment... well today anyways. How about next Thursday at 14:00pm?

 

[Dyslexic cnut]

25 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

DC, what with spastic @LastoftheMulletssniping at my heels and @cunt stalking me I'm going to find a full on no quarter given (or expected) war with you a bit much at the moment... well today anyways. How about next Thursday at 14:00pm?

 

I’m seeing a specialist then, Raaso. I’ve got some kind of osteo-arthritis in my forefingers, which is hardly surprising given their historical activities.

[King Billy]

4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’ve got some kind of osteo-arthritis in my forefingers, which is hardly surprising given their historical activities.

Should have nicked a screwdriver for prising off all those hubcaps and ripping out car stereos DC. Weren’t you paying attention at Lime St. primary school?

[Dyslexic cnut]

10 hours ago, King Billy said:

Should have nicked a screwdriver for prising off all those hubcaps and ripping out car stereos DC. Weren’t you paying attention at Lime St. primary school?

My middle-fingers work well, Billy. I used them last night when Klopp was giving his latest whining interview after the slaughter at Analfield.

[King Billy]

8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

My middle-fingers work well, Billy. I used them last night when Klopp was giving his latest whining interview after the slaughter at Analfield.

We both know full well that football’s nowadays played by overpaid poofs, most of whom are illiterate sooties aswell, and watched by millions of thick as mud, skint, fat cunts dressed in snide replica shirts, which they use to clean up the jizz they spray over their equally fat, thick and ugly wives and kids, every time one of their heroes almost scores (but actually (and predictably) misses the target). Football should imo be criminalised with very long prison sentences for anyone caught playing, watching or even talking about it in public or private.

 

 

[Eric Cuntman]

8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

We both know full well that football’s nowadays played by overpaid poofs, most of whom are illiterate sooties aswell, and watched by millions of thick as mud, skint, fat cunts dressed in snide replica shirts, which they use to clean up the jizz they spray over their equally fat, thick and ugly wives and kids, every time one of their heroes almost scores (but actually (and predictably) misses the target). Football should imo be criminalised with very long prison sentences for anyone caught playing, watching or even talking about it in public or private.

 

 

It has less integrity as a sport than synchronised swimming. 

[and]

8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Football should imo be criminalised with very long prison sentences for anyone caught playing, watching or even talking about it in public or private.

 

That's five years inside for you, you thick, hypocritical cunt.

[King Billy]

12 minutes ago, cunt said:

That's five years inside for you, you thick, hypocritical cunt.

Five years? No problem at all. I’ll be out in two and a half. I was about to call it ‘a walk in the park’ until it occurred to me that you might misinterpret the phrase as some sort of coded message from a fellow ‘collector’.

[Jake The Muss]

Definitely a candidate for a suicide by asphyxiation.

[Eric Cuntman]

58 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Definitely a candidate for a suicide by asphyxiation.

Might be tricky. He keeps a month’s worth of breathable air in his gimp suit.

 

[Jake The Muss]

17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Might be tricky. He keeps a month’s worth of breathable air in his gimp suit.

 

Then it's down to us Eric, to cut his oxygen off.