Last Cunt Standing Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 I’ve been on holiday from The Corner lately, but I caught the end of this abomination on the news earlier, and was confident that when I logged back in the offending piece of televisual excrement would have been thoroughly dealt with. It has not, which makes me wonder if it has passed you all by. No longer. Comments please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 Showboating gender neutral poofter cunt with limited talent but a media free kick. He/she/they can get fucked. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 29, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 8 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Showboating gender neutral poofter cunt with limited talent but a media free kick. He/she/they can get fucked. “Limited talent” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this sentence. How’s it going over in Vic, SC? My suitcase was last seen at Melbourne airport eight days ago thanks to Alan Fucking Joyce and those Qantas Cunts. Be a good chap and keep an eye out for me, would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 19 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: “Limited talent” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this sentence. How’s it going over in Vic, SC? My suitcase was last seen at Melbourne airport eight days ago thanks to Alan Fucking Joyce and those Qantas Cunts. Be a good chap and keep an eye out for me, would you? Speaking of poofters with limited talent, along comes Joyce.. I’m unlikely to spot your luggage, but I might be over your way in a sporting capacity in the first third of the year. Check your pm’s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I caught the end of this abomination on the news earlier You either watch a lot more news than I do, or Australian TV is a lot more tolerant of weird fucking poofs, which I somehow doubt even in these degenerate times. On the plus side, someone will stick their cock in Sam's mouth soon enough, and that will hopefully keep it quiet for a while. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’ve been on holiday from The Corner lately, but I caught the end of this abomination on the news earlier, and was confident that when I logged back in the offending piece of televisual excrement would have been thoroughly dealt with. It has not, which makes me wonder if it has passed you all by. No longer. Comments please. He's very much like my old sparring partner on here @Ape™️, he's a fan of helicopters too. I guess it's a gay thing about playing with choppers or something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 Fucking mincing fagging poofter fairy. Is that succinct enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 Why would he expect to make friends on the LBGTQIA-phobic Corner anyway? Still, when you're desperate enough for a grasping-at-straws career revival, I suppose all markets are worth trawling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 What is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 Have you seen the size of the fat cunt lately? I never knew spunk had that many calories. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 1 minute ago, Neil said: Have you seen the size of the fat cunt lately? I never knew spunk had that many calories. And I'm surprised that food stays in his body long enough for it to absorb calories when his bowel movements just need gravity because of his capacious over-stretched rectum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 4 minutes ago, Neil said: Have you seen the size of the fat cunt lately? I never knew spunk had that many calories. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He reminds me of the fat, floating Baron Harkonen cunt from the original Dune film. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: He's very much like my old sparring partner on here @Ape™️, he's a fan of helicopters too. I guess it's a gay thing about playing with choppers or something. I will have you know that @Ape™️ is my friend .. please stop picking on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 29, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 55 minutes ago, Neil said: Have you seen the size of the fat cunt lately? I never knew spunk had that many calories. Razor Ruddock will play him in the film. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 33 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: He reminds me of the fat, floating Baron Harkonen cunt from the original Dune film. Every council estate in Britain has a queue of these outside the Post Offices every Wednesday, 40 year old Grandma's getting their giro and then spunking it in the 24/7 next door on fags and scratchies. He's dressed for the Karaoke in the flat roofed pub on the corner "All together now.."At first I was afraid, I was petrified" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 29, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 17 minutes ago, Neil said: Every council estate in Britain has a queue of these outside the Post Offices every Wednesday, 40 year old Grandma's getting their giro and then spunking it in the 24/7 next door on fags and scratchies. He's dressed for the Karaoke in the flat roofed pub on the corner "All together now.."At first I was afraid, I was petrified" Over the holidays Neil I read that the sink estates of England are suddenly teaming with OnlyFans teenagers flashing gash for cash, and “informal prostitution and bartering with tradesmen” is becoming commonplace in even leafy suburbs, given its now about twenty quid for a Avocado in Waitrose. Are you going to be accepting a gobble off Mrs Smith at number 45 in lieu of payment for repointing her gable end? I’d be disappointed if you didn’t see this as an opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 31 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I will have you know that @Ape™️ is my friend .. please stop picking on him. Much as I appreciate the sentiment, I really need no assistance dealing with the drunken imbecile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 36 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Over the holidays Neil I read that the sink estates of England are suddenly teaming with OnlyFans teenagers flashing gash for cash, and “informal prostitution and bartering with tradesmen” is becoming commonplace in even leafy suburbs, given its now about twenty quid for a Avocado in Waitrose. Are you going to be accepting a gobble off Mrs Smith at number 45 in lieu of payment for repointing her gable end? I’d be disappointed if you didn’t see this as an opportunity. I've had the odd "I've got a wet patch in the bedroom,can you sort it for me" but as of yet no offer of a face full of damp for a bit of damp proofing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 50 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Much as I appreciate the sentiment, I really need no assistance dealing with the drunken imbecile. I not sure that he needs to be drunk to be an imbicile, I suspect that he manages it quite well without alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: I not sure that he needs to be drunk to be an imbicile, I suspect that he manages it quite well without alcohol. Sound the dyslexia siren. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You either watch a lot more news than I do, or Australian TV is a lot more tolerant of weird fucking poofs, which I somehow doubt even in these degenerate times. On the plus side, someone will stick their cock in Sam's mouth soon enough, and that will hopefully keep it quiet for a while. Nobody can be more tolerant than here, bawsy. They got some "it" on dancing on ice whose built like a brick shithouse, poncing about in a dress who makes Pat Butcher look like Shirley Temple. I only watched it in the hope that it took a spill and broke its pelvis in 8 places. Unfortunately it survived to "ponce about" for another week. Mickey Rooney was a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Lol, the cunt likes to be known as 'They' and not him or her doesn't he? Well 'they' means more than one in my book and the fat fucking cunt has enough blubber for himself and enough spare to stitch on@Frank's Aids riddled body to make it actually look slightly normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 3 hours ago, Neil said: Have you seen the size of the fat cunt lately? I never knew spunk had that many calories. If it wasn’t you could have spent much less time digging holes for all those fat cunts in the woods and been back at home with a nice cuppa a lot earlier giving the missus a cuddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Lol, the cunt likes to be known as 'They' and not him or her doesn't he? Well 'they' means more than one in my book and the fat fucking cunt has enough blubber for himself and enough spare to stitch on@Frank's Aids riddled body to make it actually look slightly normal. Spam Smith. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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