Jiggerycock Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Not even close. Not 'Queen of the South?' he asked, coquettishly.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 Sunshine On Leith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Not 'Queen of the South?' he asked, coquettishly.... Not Queen's Park either, cunto. 7 minutes ago, Neil said: Sunshine On Leith? You'll never guess. Unless of course you listed every team in Scotland, and even then I'm not about to admit which one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Not Queen's Park either, cunto. You'll never guess. Unless of course you listed every team in Scotland, and even then I'm not about to admit which one. It must be Fort William. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Not Queen's Park either, cunto. You'll never guess. Unless of course you listed every team in Scotland, and even then I'm not about to admit which one. Please rule out Saltire Thistle FC at least Baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 24, 2023 Report Share Posted February 24, 2023 11 hours ago, King Billy said: Please rule out Saltire Thistle FC at least Baws. The club where football really IS for irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 24, 2023 Report Share Posted February 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The club where football really IS for irons. I think we can rule out St Mirren. No way you’d be able to tolerate the abominable naming rights of the SMiSA stadium, it would surely set your tic off. I’d have a pound each way on your team being Glenelg, proud winners of the Clan Donald Cup in 2019. Mostly because Glenelg is a palindrome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 On 24/02/2023 at 09:50, Last Cunt Standing said: I think we can rule out St Mirren. No way you’d be able to tolerate the abominable naming rights of the SMiSA stadium, it would surely set your tic off. I’d have a pound each way on your team being Glenelg, proud winners of the Clan Donald Cup in 2019. Mostly because Glenelg is a palindrome. A slut nixes sex in Tulsa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: A slut nixes sex in Tulsa. A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. 23 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: A slut nixes sex in Tulsa. Doc, note I dissent; a fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Doc, note I dissent; a fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod. Having quit smoking, I have noticed I've put in on a kilo or so... It's really noticeable when one wears many designer clothes. Anyways the question I'm asking LCS is what are your thoughts on the Carnivore diet? I'm seriously thinking about it, I reckon I'll get my beach body back for summer. What is your view on this diet with added high quality pro and pre biotics, and Solgar VM-75s multi vitamins and minerals. I'm 44 Doc, can't get a fucking appointment at the local GP, you're my only hope. PS I'm assuming your are/were a Doctor. I'm thinking mostly grass fed steaks, chicken (obviously) and pork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 17 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: what are your thoughts on the Carnivore diet? Just go full-blown Atkins. You'll reek of ketosis, but it's a small price to pay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Just go full-blown Atkins. You'll reek of ketosis, but it's a small price to pay. The Atkins diet allows a certain amount of greens and or carbs doesn't it? There really is something to be said for a high protein, extremely low carb diet... No blood sugar spikes, weight loss, more aggression etc. Jordan Peterson and Alex Tate both follow the Carnivore diet. https://youtube.com/shorts/0k8KgnG9K7o?feature=share Joking aside, this is some serious shit... I need to know what I'm getting into, otherwise I could end up dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 7 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Having quit smoking, I have noticed I've put in on a kilo or so... It's really noticeable when one wears many designer clothes. Anyways the question I'm asking LCS is what are your thoughts on the Carnivore diet? I'm seriously thinking about it, I reckon I'll get my beach body back for summer. What is your view on this diet with added high quality pro and pre biotics, and Solgar VM-75s multi vitamins and minerals. I'm 44 Doc, can't get a fucking appointment at the local GP, you're my only hope. PS I'm assuming your are/were a Doctor. I'm thinking mostly grass fed steaks, chicken (obviously) and pork. What the fuck is a kilo? Only millennials and cunts don't say 'pounds' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 9 minutes ago, Neil said: What the fuck is a kilo? Only millennials and cunts don't say 'pounds' Neil, having heard your angry cockney accent on your video the other day and also knowing you're overweight, have a mullet and like to shout to yourself... I'm convinced you're that fat cunt who used to have a stall on Portobello road. 'All this Veg, for a paaaahnd, c'mon, only a paaaahnd'... phacking ell, could hear the cunt a mile away. Anyways I thought you were dead, glad your ok, and also no longer at the market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 9 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Neil, having heard your angry cockney accent on your video the other day and also knowing you're overweight, have a mullet and like to shout to yourself... I'm convinced you're that fat cunt who used to have a stall on Portobello road. 'All this Veg, for a paaaahnd, c'mon, only a paaaahnd'... phacking ell, could hear the cunt a mile away. Anyways I thought you were dead, glad your ok, and also no longer at the market. I don't know what it is, but everything about Neil screams fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Neil said: What the fuck is a kilo? The unit of currency in Colombia and Albania. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Just go full-blown Atkins. You'll reek of ketosis, but it's a small price to pay. The good old days when all it took to keep us happy was the picture of that bloke kissing that birds arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 On 28/02/2023 at 21:15, Eric Cuntman said: The good old days when all it took to keep us happy was the picture of that bloke kissing that birds arse. Eric what about @Oldmenscumbags ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Eric what about @Oldmenscumbags ? He’s not real. Someone invented him to stir up the hornets nest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 On 28/02/2023 at 10:39, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Having quit smoking, I have noticed I've put in on a kilo or so... It's really noticeable when one wears many designer clothes. Anyways the question I'm asking LCS is what are your thoughts on the Carnivore diet? I'm seriously thinking about it, I reckon I'll get my beach body back for summer. What is your view on this diet with added high quality pro and pre biotics, and Solgar VM-75s multi vitamins and minerals. I'm 44 Doc, can't get a fucking appointment at the local GP, you're my only hope. PS I'm assuming your are/were a Doctor. I'm thinking mostly grass fed steaks, chicken (obviously) and pork. Slim black arses look like shelves for condiments, do your best to avoid the rear helipad look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 On 20/02/2023 at 12:02, Cuntybaws said: It's a domino effect. One day soon, everybody will be gay, and then ophio-cordyceps is welcome to the world. Children of homosexuals more apt to be homosexuals How does that work though, I mean CAN gays have biological kids? What do they do, spunk in a turkey baster and shove it up an unsuspecting bird's snatch? The mind boggles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 3 hours ago, White Cunt said: Slim black arses look like shelves for condiments, do your best to avoid the rear helipad look. I've yet to see a slim black arse, especially on the quim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 8 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: I've yet to see a slim black arse, especially on the quim. I get freaked out by the white soles on their feet when they lift their legs up. I couldn’t shag one. Unless it was Pam Grier around 1985. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 11 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: How does that work though Nature / nurture / both, take your pick. It was only 50 years ago that the American Psychiatric Association removed homosexuality from its Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Psychological Disorders. Talk about a fucking snowball effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.