Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's concerning Decs, not even Pen is lurking about on here. Could it be the cost of living etc is getting to everyone? Or, God forbid, the Corner is dead. It's that fucking @Mrs Roops fault. I'd like to know what the hell she's going to do about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 @Penny Farthing , I see you... What's going on here? Hardly any comments from anybody, all day... You better say something funny and sharpish, otherwise, you're fucking dead. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 32 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's that fucking @Mrs Roops fault. I'd like to know what the hell she's going to do about it? Don’t worry OCR. I’m planning a futile and ridiculous rescue attempt. I will handbrake park in a sideways fashion outside Roops’s place of work in a 3.0 Capri, tyres screeching with Pat Benatar’s ‘Heartbreaker’ at full volume on the Pioneer cassette player. I will commando roll into the building reception, screaming ‘COVER ME!’ to an imaginary sidekick. I will then take hostages and start shooting them until Roops emerges, promises to un-ban Punkape and publish all the sex pictures of her and Eddie. I will then set fire to the Capri and drive at breakneck speed until finally losing control and dying in a fireball screaming… “STAY GOLD, PONY BOY, STAY GOLD!!!” I hope that’s put your mind at ease. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's that fucking @Mrs Roops fault. I'd like to know what the hell she's going to do about it? Me and @Ape™️ have been booked to do Roops & Eddies wedding photos so we have been sorting out how to do it .. Ape is using his chopper to do some photos from above whilst I am doing the shots in the church. Its going to be a very big do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 4 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Me and @Ape™️ have been booked to do Roops & Eddies wedding photos so we have been sorting out how to do it .. Ape is using his chopper to do some photos from above whilst I am doing the shots in the church. It’s going to be a very big do. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off. Good Evening @Ape™️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 Jesus fucking Christ. Fuck this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 23 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's that fucking @Mrs Roops fault. I'd like to know what the hell she's going to do about it? Nothing. I killed her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Nothing. I killed her. As well as Nicola Bulley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 22 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Me and @Ape™️ have been booked to do Roops & Eddies wedding photos That’s the tripod sorted then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 On 27/02/2023 at 20:33, Cuntybaws said: The underlying problem - same as on the "Laboratory made meat" thread - is that the current world population of 8 billion is twice as high as the planet can reasonably sustain. Simple arithmetic suggests a solution, however: half of that number can be eliminated by neutron bombing just three geographical regions, China (1.439 billion), India (1.380 billion) and Africa (1.426 billion). If some further margin is still required, and bearing in mind there will be some overlap with the preceding numbers, the world population of Muslims is estimated to be ~ 1.9 billion, and those cunts could be disposed of by more conventional means. I’m all up for vaporising the chinks, most of the umbongos and of course the rag heads, but let’s not leave out the Russians. I’d hold fire on some of the curry wallahs and other 3rd world johnies. We’ll need some poor cunts to knock out our consumable shite for 50p a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 52 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’m all up for vaporising the chinks, most of the umbongos and of course the rag heads, but let’s not leave out the Russians. I’d hold fire on some of the curry wallahs and other 3rd world johnies. We’ll need some poor cunts to knock out our consumable shite for 50p a day. I'm getting hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 16 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said: I'm getting hard. Don't bother, you've got nowhere to put it, unless @Wolfie is hanging around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 17 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: We’ll need some poor cunts to knock out our consumable shite for 50p a day You could do it yourself, if you weren't such a lazy, talentless, fuckin' cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Lucy said: Don't bother, you've got nowhere to put it, unless @Wolfie is hanging around. Just now, Lucy said: You could do it yourself, if you weren't such a lazy, talentless, fuckin' cunt. Since transitioning to a 'female' you've become an even more annoying, nagging, stalking shitcunt, must be the hormones. I appreciate you get your arse kicked on here day and night, and this has made you feel the need to constantly attack, however you have brought it all on yourself. Is this really what you want to be doing on here, I can't picture your situation ever changing here... I think it's fair to say you'd be better off dead. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Since transitioning to a 'female' you've become an even more annoying, nagging, stalking shitcunt, must be the hormones. I appreciate you get your arse kicked on here day and night, and this has made you feel the need to constantly attack, however you have brought it all on yourself. Is this really what you want to be doing on here, I can't picture your situation ever changing here... I think it's fair to say you'd be better off dead. Lol I think it's fair to say, that as long as it irritates the fuck out of shit-cunts like you, I'm staying. Happy now? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 7 minutes ago, Lucy said: I think it's fair to say, that as long as it irritates the fuck out of shit-cunts like you, I'm staying. Happy now? LOL How's your day going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Since transitioning to a 'female' you've become an even more annoying, nagging, stalking shitcunt, must be the hormones. I appreciate you get your arse kicked on here day and night, and this has made you feel the need to constantly attack, however you have brought it all on yourself. Is this really what you want to be doing on here, I can't picture your situation ever changing here... I think it's fair to say you'd be better off dead. Lol All he does is login, posts the same fuckin' obsessive Wiffles or Dickless bollocks, gets attacked by 90% of the puntership, repeats just how much he hates dogs, mines a few likes from fellow idiot-league regulars Pen or Carl, and never says anything remotely funny or intelligent. What a shit-infatuated bellend. Seriously, and while you might not need any proof, take a look at this little gem from earlier: On 03/03/2023 at 19:39, Wolfie said: She adds a bit of grunt to the term 'pig'. Her face is so painful to look at it's little wonder attention was generally focused on her knockers – though nowadays they're probably not far behind @Mrs Roops's on their relentless quest to reach the South Pole to retire. She (Emin) really is a strange creature; perhaps one can analogically describe her breasts as a couple of perfectly formed, organic dumplings among a cheap, shitty Wetherspoon's £6.99 Sunday "roast" defrosted by some spotty little student wanker on minimum wage. 4 hours ago, Lucy said: What's the problem Wiffles, are your tips down this week? LOL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 On 03/03/2023 at 21:29, Stubby Pecker said: I’m all up for vaporising the chinks, most of the umbongos and of course the rag heads, but let’s not leave out the Russians. I’d hold fire on some of the curry wallahs and other 3rd world johnies. We’ll need some poor cunts to knock out our consumable shite for 50p a day. I’d rather they go, too. What use is the crude, shit-stained, wonky effort, even for free? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 23 hours ago, Wolfie said: All he does is login, posts the same fuckin' obsessive Wiffles or Dickless bollocks, gets attacked by 90% of the puntership, repeats just how much he hates dogs, mines a few likes from fellow idiot-league regulars Pen or Carl, and never says anything remotely funny or intelligent. What a shit-infatuated bellend. Seriously, and while you might not need any proof, take a look at this little gem from earlier: I don't think I've ever laughed at anything the cunt has said on here Wolfie. He really is a sad cunt, he's like a shite comedian who refuses to leave the stage... @Lucy thinks by refusing to fuck off he's winding us all up, truth is, he's winding himself up. I've noticed a lot more aggression in his consistently dull posts lately, the idiot even wrote up a Lol nomination, lol. If the man had any self respect he would kill himself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 55 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I don't think I've ever laughed at anything the cunt has said on here Wolfie. He really is a sad cunt, he's like a shite comedian who refuses to leave the stage... @Lucy thinks by refusing to fuck off he's winding us all up, truth is, he's winding himself up. I've noticed a lot more aggression in his consistently dull posts lately, the idiot even wrote up a Lol nomination, lol. If the man had any self respect he would kill himself. It is always a good sign that you and @Wolfie never find nything funny as you are a totally humourless pair of cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 35 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: It is always a good sign that you and @Wolfie never find nything funny as you are a totally humourless pair of cunts. Shut up you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 19 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've noticed a lot more aggression in his consistently dull posts lately, I'm surprised you manage to notice anything with your head constantly stuck up @Decimus @Wolfie arses. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 16 minutes ago, Lucy said: I'm surprised you manage to notice anything with your head constantly stuck up @Decimus @Wolfie arses. LOL What's it like to have your head constantly stuck up a dog's arse? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: What's it like to have your head constantly stuck up a dog's arse? I don't know, do tell. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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