Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 5 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I bet that you did "one" for Tula. Who's your favourite Bond girl Pen? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 5 hours ago, Frank said: I’ve allowed you to post freely over the past few months. Start a sentence with ‘So’ again and I’ll be onto you like a rat up a drainpipe. I suspect you've had many a rat up your drainpipe. How's Withers? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 21 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Who's your favourite Bond girl Pen? Oddknob. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Just now, King Billy said: Oddknob. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 18 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Lol. Miss Funnyfanny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Miss Funnyfanny. I always thought Honor Blackman was a bit tasty KB... Bumped into her as she was leaving my local newsagents years ago, a proper classy woman. https://images.app.goo.gl/U5AZReUdP3bQ3JRA7 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I reckon @Frank would go for Oddjob. Although if Frank didn't do as he was told, Oddjob would no doubt kick his arse Lol Lol Frank being back scuttled by oddjob whilst sucking off Jaws. I bet the dirty cunt would probably go for Nick Nack, for obvious reasons 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Sue R Pipe said: I manged to crack one off over Julie Christie when she was in Troy. She would've been in her mid 60's by then. I wouldn’t say it was a challenging wank though, as I came hard (and heavily) over the bedsheets (I'd ran out of tissues) in approx 45 seconds. Thank you for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: So for me, it's the lovely Naomi, played by Caroline Munro (5 sec): An honourable mention to the delectable Ursula Andress of course, as well as Eva Green and Lana Wood, but who could possibly better this 80s scorcher from the rest of the list? Yes, Caroline Munro for me, i met her serveral times in the 90's, she was in her 40's and still hot as a furnace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 29 minutes ago, King Billy said: Miss Funnyfanny. Ok. If we’ve descended to this, ‘Austin Powers’ girls are fair game too. Felicity Shagwell Ivana Humpalot Alotta Fagina All of the Fembots Liz Hurley ♥️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 On topic, all of the mentions here are worthy and have been the vinegar stroke fantasies of several generations of non poof males (Frank not included) Jane Seymour’s tits were a force of nature and I bet old Roge had to strap his cock down for their scenes. Brit Ekland, although being a shite actress, was pure heaven to look at-again Moore, the lucky bastard, must have had a raging boner well into old age just thinking about her and the other weapons grade clunge he got to sniff. However, Olga Kurylenko in Quantum of Solace, get my vote and love custard, in vast quantities. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said: I manged to crack one off over Julie Christie when she was in Troy. She would've been in her mid 60's by then. I wouldn’t say it was a challenging wank though, as I came hard (and heavily) over the bedsheets (I'd ran out of tissues) in approx 45 seconds. Confirmed, you're a fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ok. If we’ve descended to this, ‘Austin Powers’ girls are fair game too. Felicity Shagwell Ivana Humpalot Alotta Fagina All of the Fembots Liz Hurley ♥️ Holy fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Just now, Jake The Muss said: Yes, Caroline Munro for me, i met her serveral times in the 90's, she was in her 40's and still hot as a furnace. She was a beauty, but also quite modest about it. An English rose, the analogy of a fine wine which reaches prime corking point at 50. Surprising the late Raquel Welch never appeared as a Bond girl. She was made for such a role. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: She was a beauty, but also quite modest about it. An English rose, the analogy of a fine wine which reaches prime corking point at 50. Surprising the late Raquel Welch never appeared as a Bond girl. She was made for such a role. Caroline was very approachable and would take time to have a chat about what she has done and what she is doing and would take an interest in what you had to say, a lovely gal inside and out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said: I manged to crack one off over Julie Christie when she was in Troy. She would've been in her mid 60's by then. I wouldn’t say it was a challenging wank though, as I came hard (and heavily) over the bedsheets (I'd ran out of tissues) in approx 45 seconds. There you go again, Spunky. Perhaps @Lucy might offer his guidance on how to avoid a career-long stigma based on mentioning a particular subject just a little too often, lol. I can imagine you now, with your new moniker of a superhero wearing a sperm costume, with the slogan, "Friends there's no need to fear, for Spunkman is finally here". You sweary, immature, loudmouthed, jizz-fixated teen weirdo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I reckon @Frank would go for Oddjob. Although if Frank didn't do as he was told, Oddjob would no doubt kick his arse Lol Seeing as he likes corpses I'd of thought he'd go for Judy Dench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Miss Funnyfanny. That takes me back; Russ Abbot's 'Basildon Bond'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Seeing as he likes corpses I'd of thought he'd go for Judy Dench. Who's your favourite Bond girl CG? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That takes me back; Russ Abbot's 'Basildon Bond'. I remember a black comedian in the 80s who did a character called ‘Davy Bond’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 43 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Who's your favourite Bond girl CG? Jennie Bond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ok. If we’ve descended to this, ‘Austin Powers’ girls are fair game too. Felicity Shagwell Ivana Humpalot Alotta Fagina All of the Fembots Liz Hurley ♥️ Raquel Felch 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 I always felt Lana Wood would very probably get Plenty O’Toole. Pity Diamonds Are Forever is such a weak example of the genre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jennie Bond 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service' Joanna Lumley was in that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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