Roadkill Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: I wish that I had said that. I'd mentioned him previously. He last made the news by writhing around in the mud at a public park in the middle of the night. The police seem entirely at a loss with what to do with him - he's not technically exposing himself and he only seems to operate at night, staying away from minors. In a world where your entire reputation can be destroyed by baseless accusations of sexual misconduct thirty years ago, forcing you to pick up the pieces by defending yourself in a court of law, the Somerset Gimp prowls in the night, never making physical contact, never uttering a word, just writhing in the mud and dog shit, basking in your outrage but immune to your twisted sense of justice. He really is the hero we deserve. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 14 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Do you take washing in luv ? lol. Bye bye fuckhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bye bye fuckhead. If Jerry Sadowitz had been in The Bay City Rollers… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I'd mentioned him previously. He last made the news by writhing around in the mud at a public park in the middle of the night. The police seem entirely at a loss with what to do with him - he's not technically exposing himself and he only seems to operate at night, staying away from minors. In a world where your entire reputation can be destroyed by baseless accusations of sexual misconduct thirty years ago, forcing you to pick up the pieces by defending yourself in a court of law, the Somerset Gimp prowls in the night, never making physical contact, never uttering a word, just writhing in the mud and dog shit, basking in your outrage but immune to your twisted sense of justice. He really is the hero we deserve. It would seem not all gimps agree with his antics. Perhaps the country will descend into a gimp civil war? https://inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle/gimp-man-essex-somerset-community-1975853 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: It would seem not all gimps agree with his antics. Perhaps the country will descend into a gimp civil war? https://inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle/gimp-man-essex-somerset-community-1975853 That isn’t me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That isn’t me. OK. 👍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 Just now, Roadkill said: OK. 👍 I go to squaddie town quite a bit and I’ve seen him in the town centre. He’s just a harmless eccentric. Nothing sinister or pervy about him. Just goes shopping dressed like that. I think he raises money for some loony charity. The place is crawling with paratroopers and ANZAC special forces. If he was a wrongun, he wouldn’t have lasted long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 16 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: FFS, well that didn't last long. I hope you're comfortable 'cos I've thrown away the key. Very selective targeting, but not in any way unexpected from someone as historically consistent as you. Consistently fucking abysmal and needy attention seeker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 10, 2023 Report Share Posted May 10, 2023 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I wish that I had said that. Well you didn’t so don’t bother saying anything ever again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I wish that I had said that. I wish you’d say ‘I can’t breathe.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 @Earl of Punkape - have you been jailed again, you stupid little prick? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 On 10/05/2023 at 06:20, Hammer of Cunts said: You still haven't got the hang of the apostrophe thing have you? You still haven't got the hang of the avatar thing have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If Jerry Sadowitz had been in The Bay City Rollers… I might have bought some of their records... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If Jerry Sadowitz had been in The Bay City Rollers… Give a Little Love ya frigid fuck. Shang-a-fucking-lang. Keep on Dancing Cunt. Remember (My fucking Cock). Saturday Night It's Yer Arse. Summerlove Masturbation Sensation. Give Me Yer Fucking Money Honey. You Made Me Believe in Magic, Ya Fucking Witch. I Only Want To Be With You, And Yer Fucking Mum. All Of Me Loves All Of You, Except the Fat Bit Ya cunt. Love Me Like I Love You, Except The Arse Bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 16 hours ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Give a Little Love ya frigid fuck. Shang-a-fucking-lang. Keep on Dancing Cunt. Remember (My fucking Cock). Saturday Night It's Yer Arse. Summerlove Masturbation Sensation. Give Me Yer Fucking Money Honey. You Made Me Believe in Magic, Ya Fucking Witch. I Only Want To Be With You, And Yer Fucking Mum. All Of Me Loves All Of You, Except the Fat Bit Ya cunt. Love Me Like I Love You, Except The Arse Bit. It's a Game, Now Go Out and Turn some Fucking Tricks Ya Slag. I'm regretting the like I awarded you earlier. You try-hard, agonizingly unfunny dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm regretting the like I awarded you earlier. I'm regretting your last lungful of air, you sad brown-nosed milk-monitor fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: @Earl of Punkape - have you been jailed again, you stupid little prick? You OK hunni? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 46 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm regretting the like I awarded you earlier. You try-hard, agonzingly unfunny dickhead. @Wolfie You miserable cunt .. you are Norbert Colon personified Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Give a Little Love ya frigid fuck. Shang-a-fucking-lang. Keep on Dancing Cunt. Remember (My fucking Cock). Saturday Night It's Yer Arse. Summerlove Masturbation Sensation. Give Me Yer Fucking Money Honey. You Made Me Believe in Magic, Ya Fucking Witch. I Only Want To Be With You, And Yer Fucking Mum. All Of Me Loves All Of You, Except the Fat Bit Ya cunt. Love Me Like I Love You, Except The Arse Bit. Stupid fucking twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 6 hours ago, Wolfie said: I'm regretting the like I awarded you earlier. You try-hard, agonzingly unfunny dickhead. Wolfie, we gave the Ukrainians long range missiles today. We made them promise they wouldn't be used in Russian territory though, so considering the Russians were declaring dibs on every shit house they managed to plant a machine gun nest in four or five months ago, I guess they're just going to be used as novelty garden ornaments or something. Oh well... @PANZER MURPHY can you make sure my ashes are put in the recycling bin when I blow onto your doorstep, please? I want to be a bra next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 15 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Wolfie, we gave the Ukrainians long range missiles today. We made them promise they wouldn't be used in Russian territory though, so considering the Russians were declaring dibs on every shit house they managed to plant a machine gun nest in four or five months ago, I guess they're just going to be used as novelty garden ornaments or something. Oh well... @PANZER MURPHY can you make sure my ashes are put in the recycling bin when I blow onto your doorstep, please? I want to be a bra next. It was a while ago but I’m always minded of Chubby Brown’s wish regarding his re-incarnation. He wanted to come back as the Nolan sister’s bog seat. Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: Wolfie, we gave the Ukrainians long range missiles today. We made them promise they wouldn't be used in Russian territory though, so considering the Russians were declaring dibs on every shit house they managed to plant a machine gun nest in four or five months ago, I guess they're just going to be used as novelty garden ornaments or something. Oh well... @PANZER MURPHY can you make sure my ashes are put in the recycling bin when I blow onto your doorstep, please? I want to be a bra next. Ah roady baby..yer far too young to be worryin about the ruskies and their noise..why id say their nukes are as poorly maintained as the rest of their toys..and the most dangerous place to be is behind them..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 What an absolute shower [©Terry Thomas] the BBC are . The complete absence of any information about their world famous EU song singing reality show is a national disgrace ! Is this what we pay our licence for ! When is it on .. where is it taking place .. is antanddec or that fit lass off the Peroni advert in it ? There's never ever a single mention of it on either the telly channels or poptastic radio stations . It doesn't even get a mention on 6 music ffs I will be writing to my MP when I find out who it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: The complete absence of any information about their world famous EU song singing reality show is a national disgrace ! When is it on .. where is it taking place Just visit the sponsor's websites. KY Jelly, Fisting Butter, J-Lube, and Ultra-Glide all have full details on their home page. The full-schedule is also featured in this week's Tranny-Radio Times, together with some really snazzy close-ups of Rylan surrounded by what appears to be a bunch of gays, transexuals, and lesbians. Something for everyone there. No wonder it was sold out at my local newsagents. Alternatively, you could just press the red button on your remote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 12, 2023 Report Share Posted May 12, 2023 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-ddba0616-2130-4650-a122-904c7bd798f2 Cheers SS . I stand corrected , everything anyone needs to know and more is here at the tap of a button. Good old BBC , I knew we could rely on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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