Mike Hunt Posted May 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'll lend you a like. So now you owe me 10 likes (my interest rate). Shit, now I'm out of them again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 I was watching Pointless on TV this evening and one of the 'celebrities' is an 'actress'(?) from Hollyoaks called Annie Wallace. She(?) looks more manly than Pat Tate on steroids and Stella. Fucking hideous freak-show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 7 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I was watching Pointless on TV this evening and one of the 'celebrities' is an 'actress'(?) from Hollyoaks called Annie Wallace. She(?) looks more manly than Pat Tate on steroids and Stella. Fucking hideous freak-show. It's a man-thing swamp beast tranny, playing a man-thing swamp beast tranny. It's like fucking Inception. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Roadkill Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 53 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's a man-thing swamp beast tranny, playing a man-thing swamp beast tranny. It's like fucking Inception. More like Predestination when you think about it. Tranception. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I was watching Pointless on TV this evening and one of the 'celebrities' is an 'actress'(?) from Hollyoaks called Annie Wallace. She(?) looks more manly than Pat Tate on steroids and Stella. Fucking hideous freak-show. No…you stupid cunt. That was a mirror. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 59 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's a man-thing swamp beast tranny, playing a man-thing swamp beast tranny. It's like fucking Inception. Recursion CB. Pop will eat itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 On 26/05/2023 at 20:42, Eddie said: Why do trannies and drag queens only read to children and not oap’s in care homes? @Eddie, I am pleased to see you are doing very well on the leaderboard. It's about time we saw a chocco up there, if only to see fucking Eric incandescent with rage. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 29, 2023 Report Share Posted May 29, 2023 On 27/05/2023 at 05:23, Penny Farthing said: Are you one of these lycra clad cunts who who wll be riding their bikes along the A379 delaying traffic? I don't see the poit of it .. a bit like flying toy helicopters. Is that a bicycle pump in your shorts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 29, 2023 Report Share Posted May 29, 2023 On 27/05/2023 at 20:22, Cunty BigBollox said: I was watching Pointless on TV this evening 4PM is afternoon where I live. What time do you usually pass out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 29, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2023 On 28/05/2023 at 14:06, Stubby Pecker said: Biting stuff, but the toothbrush wasn't. The health warnings stuck to the roof of my mouth like Mrs H's best scones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 On 26/05/2023 at 19:42, Eddie said: Why do trannies and drag queens only read to children and not oap’s in care homes? Because they’re all nonces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Because they’re all nonces. Eric, I have just totally filled the pan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 28 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Eric, I have just totally filled the pan. are you telling us you sit down to take a piss? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Eric, I have just totally filled the pan. How about that big train crash in India, Pen? They're being polite and not offering the numbers of cunts who were clinging to the top and sides of the cunt when it crashed - these fuckers have evolved the ability to survive three hours cut completely in half at the waist for this exact reason - so what's your rough estimate of Klingons included in the casualty list? I'd say at least half. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: How about that big train crash in India, Pen? They're being polite and not offering the numbers of cunts who were clinging to the top and sides of the cunt when it crashed - these fuckers have evolved the ability to survive three hours cut completely in half at the waist for this exact reason - so what's your rough estimate of Klingons included in the casualty list? I'd say at least half. 143 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 51 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: are you telling us you sit down to take a piss? Yes .. do you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 45 minutes ago, Roadkill said: How about that big train crash in India, Pen? They're being polite and not offering the numbers of cunts who were clinging to the top and sides of the cunt when it crashed - these fuckers have evolved the ability to survive three hours cut completely in half at the waist for this exact reason - so what's your rough estimate of Klingons included in the casualty list? I'd say at least half. Not enough of the dirty little cunts from the quickest growing population. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 8 hours ago, Roadkill said: How about that big train crash in India, Pen? They're being polite and not offering the numbers of cunts who were clinging to the top and sides of the cunt when it crashed - these fuckers have evolved the ability to survive three hours cut completely in half at the waist for this exact reason - so what's your rough estimate of Klingons included in the casualty list? I'd say at least half. A similar type of crash at Lewisham in 1957 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewisham_rail_crash 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Not enough of the dirty little cunts from the quickest growing population. ...in the UK. Mind you, whenever I walk into the living room and see the TV on, you'd think 90% of the population were sandbows. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 10 hours ago, Roadkill said: How about that big train crash in India, Pen? They're being polite and not offering the numbers of cunts who were clinging to the top and sides of the cunt when it crashed - these fuckers have evolved the ability to survive three hours cut completely in half at the waist for this exact reason - so what's your rough estimate of Klingons included in the casualty list? I'd say at least half. Many years ago an ex ambulanceman told me about a car crash that he had attended. When he got there he found that the front seat passeneger was still conscious and talking but he was trappep in the car by a sheet of metal that had cut into his body. as they worked away the man carried on talking and said that he could not feel below his waist. It was not until about 30 minutes into the rescue attempt that they found that the metal had severed his body below the waist and must have sealed the blood vessels and they realised that there was no way they could remove the man without killing him. Suddely the man said "can you tell my missus that I won't be home for tea?" and his head fell forward and he was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 18 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Many years ago an ex ambulanceman told me about a car crash that he had attended. When he got there he found that the front seat passeneger was still conscious and talking but he was trappep in the car by a sheet of metal that had cut into his body. as they worked away the man carried on talking and said that he could not feel below his waist. It was not until about 30 minutes into the rescue attempt that they found that the metal had severed his body below the waist and must have sealed the blood vessels and they realised that there was no way they could remove the man without killing him. Suddely the man said "can you tell my missus that I won't be home for tea?" and his head fell forward and he was dead. In my day that would have been called a shaggy dog story. To be fair at least he cut to the point, although he didn't get to see his other half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 12 hours ago, Roadkill said: How about that big train crash in India, Pen? They're being polite and not offering the numbers of cunts who were clinging to the top and sides of the cunt when it crashed - these fuckers have evolved the ability to survive three hours cut completely in half at the waist for this exact reason - so what's your rough estimate of Klingons included in the casualty list? I'd say at least half. Anyone who ever slags off Mick Lynch again better shut the fuck up. Imagine how many more passengers would be dead but for his quick thinking to shut down the rail network here? The man’s a hero and deserves a medal, or at the very least an honorary wig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 4, 2023 Report Share Posted June 4, 2023 On 27/05/2023 at 20:39, Mike Hunt said: Fuck me, must be Eddies brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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