Dyslexic cnut Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 If ever a bunch of cunts needed putting on notice it is these horrible bastards. Empire building parasites who have changed the working environment for the worse for millions of people, with no discernible talent or qualifications to do the same. I despise these shitbags along with the other worthless wankers, the ‘Risk and Safety’ gobshites. The guardians of woke and diversity, the enforcers of everything shite in the workplace, who in the last twenty years or so have taken over at Director level and have gained power far beyond their abilities or skill. Their answer to anything is ‘sack them!’ Well, it looked like they picked on the wrong cunt this time. Vive la France…I say. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65890869 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 Nice one DC. Many years ago I recall HR were there to help employees with problems (fuck "issues"). Now their loyalty is to management 100%. God help anyone naive enough to confide in HR, they're a bunch of Grimsby docks cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 44 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: they're a bunch of Grimsby docks cunts. ‘You can wash it with soap You can wash it with soda But you’ll never get rid of the Grimsby odour.’ Northern birds love poetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: If ever a bunch of cunts needed putting on notice it is these horrible bastards. Empire building parasites who have changed the working environment for the worse for millions of people, with no discernible talent or qualifications to do the same. I despise these shitbags along with the other worthless wankers, the ‘Risk and Safety’ gobshites. The guardians of woke and diversity, the enforcers of everything shite in the workplace, who in the last twenty years or so have taken over at Director level and have gained power far beyond their abilities or skill. Their answer to anything is ‘sack them!’ Well, it looked like they picked on the wrong cunt this time. Vive la France…I say. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65890869 Just call them 'Personnel Officer". They fucking hate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: If ever a bunch of cunts needed putting on notice it is these horrible bastards. Empire building parasites who have changed the working environment for the worse for millions of people, with no discernible talent or qualifications to do the same. I despise these shitbags along with the other worthless wankers, the ‘Risk and Safety’ gobshites. The guardians of woke and diversity, the enforcers of everything shite in the workplace, who in the last twenty years or so have taken over at Director level and have gained power far beyond their abilities or skill. Their answer to anything is ‘sack them!’ Well, it looked like they picked on the wrong cunt this time. Vive la France…I say. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65890869 In 2004, an HR manager assembled an entire factory, warehouse and dispatch workforce, myself included, and told all of us… “Don’t worry and take no notice of the rumours. We’re doing fine and the company as a whole needs to pull together and stay positive. We don’t need any of you lot moaning and looking for new jobs. Ok guys, let’s get to work!” A week later we were told to collect our shit and fuck off by the black coated receiver’s who greeted us in the car park. The MD had retreated into a bottle and the HR manager* had already started his new job at Tendring District Council. The one he secured at interview a week before he assured us our jobs were safe. * Stuart Brian. I hope you read this one day you fucking weasel shitcunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 13, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just call them 'Personnel Officer". They fucking hate it. I would, but unlike @Mrs Roops, I’m no serf/employee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: In 2004, an HR manager assembled an entire factory, warehouse and dispatch workforce, myself included, and told all of us… “Don’t worry and take no notice of the rumours. We’re doing fine and the company as a whole needs to pull together and stay positive. We don’t need any of you lot moaning and looking for new jobs. Ok guys, let’s get to work!” A week later we were told to collect our shit and fuck off by the black coated receiver’s who greeted us in the car park. The MD had retreated into a bottle and the HR manager* had already started his new job at Tendring District Council. The one he secured at interview a week before he assured us our jobs were safe. * Stuart Brian. I hope you read this one day you fucking weasel shitcunt. This sounds like an episode of Peep Show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: This sounds like an episode of Peep Show. It was actually an episode of: ‘Eric Learns A Valuable Lesson About Human Nature’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I would, but unlike @Mrs Roops, I’m no serf/employee. ...on account of being unemployable. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: ...on account of being unemployable. 10. Give time to for nominations to be discussed. Posts which attempt immediately to derail a thread either by attacking the poster or the nomination will be removed. Reported, a clear rule 10 violation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: 10. Give time to for nominations to be discussed. Posts which attempt immediately to derail a thread either by attacking the poster or the nomination will be removed. Reported, a clear rule 10 violation. This post makes you look exactly like one of these jobsworth wankers this nom. is all about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: If ever a bunch of cunts needed putting on notice it is these horrible bastards. Empire building parasites who have changed the working environment for the worse for millions of people, with no discernible talent or qualifications to do the same. I despise these shitbags along with the other worthless wankers, the ‘Risk and Safety’ gobshites. The guardians of woke and diversity, the enforcers of everything shite in the workplace, who in the last twenty years or so have taken over at Director level and have gained power far beyond their abilities or skill. Their answer to anything is ‘sack them!’ Well, it looked like they picked on the wrong cunt this time. Vive la France…I say. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65890869 HR along with the IT department, upon introduction, simply existed to assist and facilitate elements of the profit making / service providing parts of the business. Now, the self important cunts think they run the business - Tail wagging the dog comes to mind! Why the fuck do I have to change the way I work, which is most efficient for me and the business, just to enter shitty fucking figures on a piece of software developed in China to keep the little nips in a sweatshop in-line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: 10. Give time to for nominations to be discussed. Posts which attempt immediately to derail a thread either by attacking the poster or the nomination will be removed. Reported, a clear rule 10 violation. Correct. Cuntess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just call them 'Personnel Officer". They fucking hate it. ... or maybe asking The Facilities Team Leader if any Maintainance Fitters are available to sort a dripping tap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 13 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: If ever a bunch of cunts needed putting on notice it is these horrible bastards. Empire building parasites who have changed the working environment for the worse for millions of people, with no discernible talent or qualifications to do the same. I despise these shitbags along with the other worthless wankers, the ‘Risk and Safety’ gobshites. The guardians of woke and diversity, the enforcers of everything shite in the workplace, who in the last twenty years or so have taken over at Director level and have gained power far beyond their abilities or skill. Their answer to anything is ‘sack them!’ Well, it looked like they picked on the wrong cunt this time. Vive la France…I say. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65890869 In your case it does look as if HR did their job properly .. I am no fan of HR cunts but credit where it is due. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: This post makes you look exactly like one of these jobsworth wankers this nom. is all about. You sound hungover and annoyed, get another bottle of cider down you, that'll sort you out. You permanently pissed cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: In your case it does look as if HR did their job properly .. I am no fan of HR cunts but credit where it is due. H.R. doesn’t mean ‘Helmet Re-assignment.’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You sound hungover and annoyed, get another bottle of cider down you, that'll sort you out. You permanently pissed cunt. Reported for being one of the 'Too many useless non-cunts' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 20 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Vive la France…I say. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65890869 I can imagine you actually vomiting on the keyboard when you typed that. A free holiday in one of my gites is winging its way to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 40 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I can imagine you actually vomiting on the keyboard when you typed that. A free holiday in one of my gites is winging its way to you. I’m a Francophile, Withers. Not a Frankophile which is basically a Rolf Kleftiko hybrid Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 12 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: 10. Give time to for nominations to be discussed. Posts which attempt immediately to derail a thread either by attacking the poster or the nomination will be removed. Reported, a clear rule 10 violation. If there’s one thing I would bet the log book of my imaginary M4 on it’s The Vulcans integrity. Her moral compass and self professed ‘consistency’ will not allow her to take any other course of action for herself than either a very lengthy spell in the cooler or the deletion of her account. I for one will miss her daily but predictably unsuccessful attempts to bore me into sexual submission. And the irony is that all she had to do was say ‘sorry I’m wrong’ just once and she could have had a go on the big guy. Mrs. Roops RIP She never did get fucked after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: just to enter shitty fucking figures on a piece of software developed in China to keep the little nips in a sweatshop in-line. Nips are from Japan, which isn’t in China. If you don’t believe me have a look tomorrow if you happen to be anywhere near an off licence 😵 and you’ll see that Tsing Tao and Asahi are usually displayed on a different shelf. Oh and how’s Stella? Are you having a quiet night in with her again tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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