Ape™️ Posted June 18, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 30 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Why can't you have just told us it was a guitar amplifier as all that other shit to identify the make and model is superfluous unless you happen to be a middle-aged Derek whose porn stash has been discovered by the other half so you've has to find yourself another hobby. Either that, or you're a busker?? Value baked beans is a definite sign of a busker........, and a wanker, really. I think this is clear evidence that you should refrain from posting for a good few hours after regaining consciousness, as it’s a load of idiotic fucking bollocks. Actually, forget it - all your posts are a load of idiotic fucking bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I think this is clear evidence that you should refrain from posting for a good few hours after regaining consciousness, as it’s a load of idiotic fucking bollocks. Actually, forget it - all your posts are a load of idiotic fucking bollocks. What about the sofa and the pvc gimp suit .. are they also for sale? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: I think this is clear evidence that you should refrain from posting for a good few hours after regaining consciousness, as it’s a load of idiotic fucking bollocks. Actually, forget it - all your posts are a load of idiotic fucking bollocks. Extremely Rattled. Like Fwanks bones while giving a frozen Ming a 30 second knee trembler. You dopey twat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 7 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Is that crazy black sofa made from the same pvc as you suit? You having a great Father's Day Pen? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You having a great Father's Day Pen? So you bought the gimp suit .. nothing surprises me .. did you buy the sofa as well? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Extremely Rattled. Like Fwanks bones while giving a frozen Ming a 30 second knee trembler. You dopey twat. Big Bollock, it's Father's Day. Are you having a cherry coke and cider cocktail to celebrate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 1 minute ago, Penny Farthing said: So you bought the gimp suit .. nothing surprises me .. did you buy the sofa as well? Shut up you cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 22 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Good to note your genuine interest in Mrs H's welfare. She's still got 1 unbroken arm, 1 unbroken leg and 1 unbroken hip. Nothing more I need to do, when she's recovered she'll help herself to a bottle of wine and let gravity do the rest. Hello Mike, Thanks for the like, Raas is the name, Money making is the game, Do you want to buy some drugs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 42 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Hello Mike, Thanks for the like, Raas is the name, Money making is the game, Do you want to buy some drugs? A gram of fenty should do the job for Mrs H and the rest of the street. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 On 17/06/2023 at 19:30, Ape™️ said: I’ve just listed a very nice Roland JC-120 guitar amplifier for sale So, you've given up on a career in music then? Very sensible. I wasn't aware that trying to plug a tennis racquet into an amplifier and doing a bit of posing in your bedroom mirror led to a £multi-million recording contract and world-wide fame, then again, maybe I was wrong... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 2 hours ago, and said: So, you've given up on a career in music then? Very sensible. I wasn't aware that trying to plug a tennis racquet into an amplifier and doing a bit of posing in your bedroom mirror led to a £multi-million recording contract and world-wide fame, then again, maybe I was wrong... There are lot’s of things you’re not aware of, Mr Hankey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: There are lot’s of things you’re not aware of Your lack of chart-topping musical ability isn't one of them, obviously. ♫♪LOL♪♫ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 13 minutes ago, and said: Your lack of chart-topping musical ability isn't one of them, obviously. ♫♪LOL♪♫ What an odd little spastic you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 26 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What an odd little spastic you are. Tbf Ape all spastics are odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 6 hours ago, and said: So, you've given up on a career in music then? Very sensible. I wasn't aware that trying to plug a tennis racquet into an amplifier and doing a bit of posing in your bedroom mirror led to a £multi-million recording contract and world-wide fame, then again, maybe I was wrong... That looks like something you hit a cows arse with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That looks like something you hit a cows arse with. A rolled up copy of Farmers Weekly is what I normally use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 15 hours ago, King Billy said: Tbf Ape all spastics are odd. But some spastics are odder than others, like in the book Animal Shit Farm - his favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: But some spastics are odder than others, like in the book Animal Shit Farm - his favourite. You're so fuckin' witty, or at least, you think you are. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 On 17/06/2023 at 22:29, Frank said: Useless fucking gimp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 25, 2023 Report Share Posted June 25, 2023 For sale. Deep sea submarine support ship. Genuine reason for sale. £195,000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 25, 2023 Report Share Posted June 25, 2023 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: For sale. Deep sea submarine support ship. Genuine reason for sale. £195,000. Self-assembly flat pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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