Mike Hunt Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Depending on what parts of them wash up on the beach, probably yes. Are you shore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 Well I suppose imploding within a fraction of a millisecond is better than slowly suffocating on your own farts over four days. Personally I fully endorse the idea of this little death trap coffin - may it continue to implode many more rich cunts or "noble explorers". I've already contacted Sony and Microsoft so they can get in touch with their best mate Erroreptyle - he'll be fucking brilliant piloting the next one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 32 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Do you think they're eligible for a partial refund? It would be a flat rate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Well I suppose imploding within a fraction of a millisecond is better than slowly suffocating on your own farts over four days. Personally I fully endorse the idea of this little death trap coffin - may it continue to implode many more rich cunts or "noble explorers". I've already contacted Sony and Microsoft so they can get in touch with their best mate Erroreptyle - he'll be fucking brilliant piloting the next one. Have some respect.. they were true explorers and now they are truly dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 10 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Have some respect.. they were true explorers and now they are truly dead Shame you’re not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Have some respect.. they were true explorers and now they are truly dead True, true explorers, exploring the never before seen or recorded (on an iPhone) wreck of the Titanic. Seriously though - we've had footage of the cunt since '86. Even had a fully rendered 3D scan of it mapped recently with all of the sediment and darkness filtered out. I don't fucking "explore" the petrol station - and I fucking guarantee that hasn't been as thoroughly pictured and mapped as the wreck of the Titanic over the years - every time I visit the fucker. And I certainly don't drive there in an entirely experimental airtight vehicle, controlled with a video game controller, with a single door bolted shut from the outside that requires signing a waiver stating three times that I might die getting there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It would be a flat rate I'd expect a very deep discount myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: True, true explorers, exploring the never before seen or recorded (on an iPhone) wreck of the Titanic. Seriously though - we've had footage of the cunt since '86. Even had a fully rendered 3D scan of it mapped recently with all of the sediment and darkness filtered out. I don't fucking "explore" the petrol station - and I fucking guarantee that hasn't been as thoroughly pictured and mapped as the wreck of the Titanic over the years - every time I visit the fucker. And I certainly don't drive there in an entirely experimental airtight vehicle, controlled with a video game controller, with a single door bolted shut from the outside that requires signing a waiver stating three times that I might die getting there. I've got a fucking good idea of the conditions they experienced. I've flown Ryanair 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 23 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Have some respect.. they were true explorers and now they are truly dead Not playing dead then, like they were on the dry run? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 4 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Not playing dead then, like they were on the dry run? It was a crushing tragedy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 Ok. Let's stop with the jokes eh? 5 people have lost their lives. Ok, so they were a bunch of super rich schysters but they were somebody's father, grandfather, son or brother. But I'm now beginning to find the whole joke thing despicable. So stop it now you lot. I mean, how can people sink so low? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ok. Let's stop with the jokes eh? 5 people have lost their lives. Ok, so they were a bunch of super rich schysters but they were somebody's father, grandfather, son or brother. But I'm now beginning to find the whole joke thing despicable. So stop it now you lot. I mean, how can people sink so low? You have a point. Five men are lost. Some of the jokes are really plumbing the depths of decency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 9 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You have a point. Five men are lost. Some of the jokes are really plumbing the depths of decency. I don’t think we’ve hit rock bottom yet, so fuck them Im glad they’re dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 11 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: All I will say on this subject, is that I wish Drew and Decs would do this. Drunken cunts. Warm beer in this weather?? You've got to be fucking joking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You have a point. Five men are lost. Some of the jokes are really plumbing the depths of decency. They are are sub-human comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 10 hours ago, Roadkill said: True, true explorers, exploring the never before seen or recorded (on an iPhone) wreck of the Titanic. Seriously though - we've had footage of the cunt since '86. Even had a fully rendered 3D scan of it mapped recently with all of the sediment and darkness filtered out. I don't fucking "explore" the petrol station - and I fucking guarantee that hasn't been as thoroughly pictured and mapped as the wreck of the Titanic over the years - every time I visit the fucker. And I certainly don't drive there in an entirely experimental airtight vehicle, controlled with a video game controller, with a single door bolted shut from the outside that requires signing a waiver stating three times that I might die getting there. There was no need for them to go there. Go into any coffee shop in Sidmouth and you will see plenty of old wrecks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 In a hundred years or so another bunch of wealthy "explorers" will be able to take a tour of their historic remains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 I've been working on a state of the art exploratory vehicle for ten minutes which will allow stupid rich cunts to explore the interiors of active volcanoes. Tickets start at £750,000. @Frankas we're mates you can go for free. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've been working on a state of the art exploratory vehicle for ten minutes which will allow stupid rich cunts to explore the interiors of active volcanoes. Tickets start at £750,000. @Frankas we're mates you can go for free. A different explanation? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 6 hours ago, Decimus said: I've been working on a state of the art exploratory vehicle for ten minutes which will allow stupid rich cunts to explore the interiors of active volcanoes. Tickets start at £750,000. @Frankas we're mates you can go for free. Looks like another dodgy planning application you managed to waive through your even dodgier council department. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 On 22/06/2023 at 15:50, Mike Hunt said: The meeja are obsessed with the oxygen countdown, but they'll have died of hypothermia after a couple of days, it'll be barely 1 degC, plus no water unless they decide to start drinking each other's piss. Or they'll have killed each other from the endless arguments from being stuck in a cramped cupboard. Imagine certain individuals here being stuck in their position... I've heard the vessel was called The George Floyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've heard the vessel was called The George Floyd It was certainly race-focused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 On 22/06/2023 at 21:22, Roadkill said: True, true explorers, exploring the never before seen or recorded (on an iPhone) wreck of the Titanic. Seriously though - we've had footage of the cunt since '86. Even had a fully rendered 3D scan of it mapped recently with all of the sediment and darkness filtered out. I don't fucking "explore" the petrol station - and I fucking guarantee that hasn't been as thoroughly pictured and mapped as the wreck of the Titanic over the years - every time I visit the fucker. And I certainly don't drive there in an entirely experimental airtight vehicle, controlled with a video game controller, with a single door bolted shut from the outside that requires signing a waiver stating three times that I might die getting there. Cunts still talking about retrieving the bodies .. mostly likely they were crushed to the size of an oxo cube so likely to have been eaten by the fishes or whatever else lives at that depth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 46 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Cunts still talking about retrieving the bodies .. mostly likely they were crushed to the size of an oxo cube so likely to have been eaten by the fishes or whatever else lives at that depth. Wonder when The Fantastic Voyage is on next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 12 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Wonder when The Fantastic Voyage is on next. Richard Basefart always seemed to get around these problems in VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.