Hammer of Cunts Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 18 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: I don't recall seeing any marches demanding equal opportunity for brickies and miners. What's that got to do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: What's that got to do with it? Maybe I should have added the word 'female'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't understand why this is considered a problem. It may not be the most scientific of studies, admittedly, but as someone who has studied the gussets of every fit bird at Wimbledon for over 40 years, often in slow motion, I can categorically state that I have never detected the faintest hint of leakage. Should have gone to Specsavers. Since the advent of colour tv, over the years I have seen several Marmite smears, and sunflowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 Novak Block-a-bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 On 02/07/2023 at 17:21, Neil said: I did wake up once looking like I'd been 10 rounds with Connor Mcgregor, took me ages to realise I handn't cut myself in the night. Men don't menstruate from the arse though, no matter how gay they are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Men don't menstruate from the arse though, no matter how gay they are. Big Bollock, I thought you'd keep your head down after your recent performance. You've probably downed 4 litres of co-op cider and forgotten about it. It's of paramount importance that you acknowledge your drunken cunt bellendery, otherwise not acknowledging said bellendery is tantamount to having no shame. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 14 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Big Bollock, I thought you'd keep your head down after your recent performance. You've probably downed 4 litres of co-op cider and forgotten about it. It's of paramount importance that you acknowledge your drunken cunt bellendery, otherwise not acknowledging said bellendery is tantamount to having no shame. Lol Ras you black cunt, I’ve had a litre of vodka today, 3 cocktails and god knows how many beers, I’m out with ginger soon for din dins, hope is raining at home 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ras you black cunt, I’ve had a litre of vodka today, 3 cocktails and god knows how many beers, I’m out with ginger soon for din dins, hope is raining at home It's a tropical rain storm in Port au Prince, I'm in Jamaica now, learning the British before my immigration application is submitted. Wherever I go in the Caribbean, I hear 'Alan da Black man, EastEnders, alright Pat'. You're a hero in these parts Eddie... Keep living the dream we aspire to. Stop drinking that white man drink called Vodka, drink de Rum man. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's a tropical rain storm in Port au Prince, I'm in Jamaica now, learning the British before my immigration application is submitted. Wherever I go in the Caribbean, I hear 'Alan da Black man, EastEnders, alright Pat'. You're a hero in these parts Eddie... Keep living the dream we aspire to. Not quite the dream ras, I am wearing crocs with Harry Potter characters pushed into the holes… https://ibb.co/k5RjTJn 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 Just now, Eddie said: Not quite the dream ras, I am wearing crocs with Harry Potter characters pushed into the holes… Well, were all barefoot... You've got too used to the British way of life Eddie, I'd be happy with a pair if socks, let alone Crocs with or without Harry Potter characters in them as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Well, were all barefoot... You've got too used to the British way of life Eddie, I'd be happy with a pair if socks, let alone Crocs with or without Harry Potter characters in them as well. You didn’t have shoes on when you came out of the ground and startled Roger Moore either. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You didn’t have shoes on when you came out of the ground and startled Roger Moore either. I was paid in shoes for that outstanding acting performance, my mate Roger Moore gave me his part worn Loakes, saying he doesn't wear them anymore, due to poofters like @Frank wearing them. What's a poofter, and who is Frank? Is this the British? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I was paid in shoes for that outstanding acting performance, my mate Roger Moore gave me his part worn Loakes, saying he doesn't wear them anymore, due to poofters like @Frank wearing them. What's a poofter, and who is Frank? Is this the British? Roger Moore once described Tony Curtis as “a Hungarian horse fucker. I’m guessing they didn’t bond. see what I did there? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 25 minutes ago, Eddie said: Not quite the dream ras, I am wearing crocs with Harry Potter characters pushed into the holes… https://ibb.co/k5RjTJn I noticed some sand in the Crocs, are you by the seaside Eddie? I can't wait to come to The Britain and have some chip and fishes... Forget the Caribbean beaches, I want to go here. https://images.app.goo.gl/C6YFHdg5WTRiGnt47 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Roger Moore once described Tony Curtis as “a Hungarian horse fucker. I’m guessing they didn’t bond. see what I did there? Was Curtis shaken after Moore stirred it up? Horse fucker what a thing to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 12 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I noticed some sand in the Crocs, Looks more like dead 'crabs', fallen from his crotch. The filthy cunt. Probably caught them from Ginge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Looks more like dead 'crabs', fallen from his crotch. The filthy cunt. Probably caught them from Ginge. Reported. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's a tropical rain storm in Port au Prince, I'm in Jamaica now, learning the British before my immigration application is submitted. Wherever I go in the Caribbean, I hear 'Alan da Black man, EastEnders, alright Pat'. You're a hero in these parts Eddie... Keep living the dream we aspire to. Stop drinking that white man drink called Vodka, drink de Rum man. Usual order, Raaso. Appleton Estate 10 year old. Don’t go jogging if you’re in Mobay, the death toll in St James is fuckng dreadful this year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I noticed some sand in the Crocs, are you by the seaside Eddie? I can't wait to come to The Britain and have some chip and fishes... Forget the Caribbean beaches, I want to go here. https://images.app.goo.gl/C6YFHdg5WTRiGnt47 https://ibb.co/vQvsP3K Skegness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Usual order, Raaso. Appleton Estate 10 year old. Don’t go jogging if you’re in Mobay, the death toll in St James is fuckng dreadful this year. I don't go over that way DC, it's full of Yank tourists, I swam over from Port-au-Prince, using my top hat as a sail at times, when I got tired, I've ended up in Portland. Are you sailing this way anytime soon? Could you pick me up, you could drop me off 400 yards from Dover... The RNLI will pick me up from there and I'll be in a 4 star hotel that evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: https://ibb.co/vQvsP3K Skegness You’re in the hat at far left aren’t you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I swam Well that’s a first for your lot. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 Evening @cuntspotter. I've got to say, I haven't seen you on here for ages, have you been on strike (like everyone else) from your part time job here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 I’m everywhere and nowhere baby….. that’s where I’m at… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 4, 2023 Report Share Posted July 4, 2023 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You’re in the hat at far left aren’t you? Eric believe it or not that’s cass pennant, I was in the gym with him earlier, black cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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