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1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

This sad lump of lard actually got a mention on your wonderful BBC this morning. Never mind interest rate rises, impending fresh food shortages, the NHS etc etc. In the true fashion of CC, I want, nay demand that members give her a good cunting.

That said, I know that @Neil and @Eddie still would.

Fuck the BBC.

This isn't fucking 'Tattle Life' Withers. I've got no idea who this is and I don't want to either.

Fuck off and shove your inevitable rule 10 grassing up your fucking arse.

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5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Why didn't Americans just pick their own fucking cotton?

Because the duskies woudn't have anything to complain about, and we wouldn't have the Black & White Minstrel Show to watch and all that wonderful 'blues' music to listen to.

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3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Expect a lengthy ban.

Unlikely, as he is one of the few who makes a donation to CC, or so he claims.

Mind you, he is a lying fuckin' cunt at the best of times.

And this ain't the best of times!

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2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

This sad lump of lard actually got a mention on your wonderful BBC this morning. Never mind interest rate rises, impending fresh food shortages, the NHS etc etc. In the true fashion of CC, I want, nay demand that members give her a good cunting.

That said, I know that @Neil and @Eddie still would.

Fuck the BBC.

She looks like Beyonce after a three month tour of Krispy Kreme's.

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30 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

REPORTED AGAIN. Abuse & attempted derailment. Expect a lengthy ban.

I point you to my previous comment, you tediously predictable, absolute fucking worm:

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Fuck off and shove your inevitable rule 10 grassing up your fucking arse.

 

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The people who make the stages she performs on ought to be incredibly proud of their craft. Mind you, I pray for the audiences that she never tries to crowdsurf. Would serve them right for going though, the shameless tone-deaf fucking cunts. 

If this hobbling light-bender ever contracted a flesh-eating disease, it could actually end up prolonging her life.

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5 hours ago, Zev said:

Because the duskies woudn't have anything to complain about, and we wouldn't have the Black & White Minstrel Show to watch and all that wonderful 'blues' music to listen to.

 

5 hours ago, Zev said:

Unlikely, as he is one of the few who makes a donation to CC, or so he claims.

Mind you, he is a lying fuckin' cunt at the best of times.

And this ain't the best of times!

 

4 hours ago, Zev said:

She looks like Beyonce after a three month tour of Krispy Kreme's.

Shut up you cunt.

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6 hours ago, nocti said:

The people who make the stages she performs on ought to be incredibly proud of their craft. Mind you, I pray for the audiences that she never tries to crowdsurf. Would serve them right for going though, the shameless tone-deaf fucking cunts. 

If this hobbling light-bender ever contracted a flesh-eating disease, it could actually end up prolonging her life.

I should imagine she'd fucking eat it. 

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10 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

REPORTED AGAIN. Abuse & attempted derailment. Expect a lengthy ban.

Withers the fucking Germans got sent packing back in 1945. There’s fuck all to gain by grassing every cunt up for everything they say because there’s not a Nazi alive who’d listen to you anyway, you daft old collaborating beret wearing Allo Allo cunt. Sort yourself out or you’ll be sleeping with the onions tout suite.

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