Wolfie Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 29 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: There is a nice little cafe at Cerne Abbas that would be perfect. What a cruel irony you should mention such a place, lol. https://www.theartnewspaper.com/2021/05/12/cerne-abbas-giantdorsets-enormous-chalk-figurewas-saxon-new-study-finds 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Frank said: I don’t know, Zev. I can only tell you that I’m bored of dining out alone. When you deal with morons every day of the week, the last thing you want is another fucking monkey (@Wolfie) joining you for dinner. However, I’d give my right arm for the following table for four… Decs, DC, EC, and Pen.. and my long lost pal LCS as sommelier. Chuckle, chuckle. You're really on top form today Frank, Its much appreciated Frank. Cheered me up no end Frank. The picture of your olives at the Slug and Lettuce was the icing on the cake Frank. Thanks again Frank. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 10 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Chuckle, chuckle. You're really on top form today Frank, Its much appreciated Frank. Cheered me up no end Frank. The picture of your olives at the Slug and Lettuce was the icing on the cake Frank. Thanks again Frank. Lol. You’re not invited. It sounds like the table you are ask to be seated well away from - preferably in another restaurant in another town, perhaps another fucking country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 57 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Ohhh, it wasn't meant to be an insult. It was a genuine enquiry what with the obsessive affection displayed toward you by @Ape™️ I assumed you were a couple. I think pretty much every other poster and the admin share the same view. Using the ‘logic’ in this nonsense, it’s clear you’re in a relationship with bigus dickus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 3 hours ago, Frank said: I don’t know, Zev. I can only tell you that I’m bored of dining out alone. When you deal with morons every day of the week, the last thing you want is another fucking monkey (@Wolfie) joining you for dinner. However, I’d give my right arm for the following table for four… Decs, DC, EC, and Pen.. and my long lost pal LCS as sommelier. I’d take this as a compliment, but…Pen? Do fuck off Francisco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: I'll be watching Dispatches on 4 at 9pm. I don't know about you, but I would have let Russ fuck me up against a wall back in the day.. and I'm not a gay man! Hahahahahaha! Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: I would have let Russ fuck me up against a wall back in the day.. and I'm not a gay man! That’s cleared up all those ridiculous homosexual rumours about you once and for all. At last you can put all that faggot nonsense right behind you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 1 minute ago, King Billy said: That’s cleared up all those ridiculous homosexual rumours about you once and for all. At last you can put all that faggot nonsense right behind you. Bill. It’s wrong but it raises a grin which is more than you can say for 95% of the posts on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: I'll be watching Dispatches on 4 at 9pm. I don't know about you, but I would have let Russ fuck me up against a wall back in the day.. and I'm not a gay man! I'll be totally honest with you, Frank, you've always reminded me of the Brand beast. 38 inch chest, dressed like a peacock off its tits on MDMA and crippled with a form of tourettes that usually involves you spouting a load of nonsensical bollocks straight out of Samuel Johnson's original dictionary. At least we finally know that Russ is straight, though, so any suspicion about your true identity has now been firmly put to bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 12 hours ago, Frank said: I'll be watching Dispatches on 4 at 9pm. I don't know about you, but I would have let Russ fuck me up against a wall back in the day.. and I'm not a gay man! Do you mean the Brand or the Grant?, as one of them would certainly be interested in your 'star'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Do you mean the Brand or the Grant?, as one of them would certainly be interested in your 'star'. Russ Abbot. Dressed as ‘Cooperman’, with Bella Emberg watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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