camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67204041 So two ships collided at sea with one sinking with the loss of one life (unlucky bastard). Now, I'm no sailor but surely someone from either ship saw this other big fucker looming in the distance and thought 'we may hit that fucker so we'll slow down and steer Port/Starboard whatever". Now the North Sea isn't the Pacific Ocean but is sure as hell ain't a fucking duck pond, so surely to God there must be been enough time to take evasive action? It's not as if a cunt that size can all of a sudden appear from nowhere without knowing where the fucker is. Sounds like a an insurance scam to me. I wonder if Frank can ask one of his sailor friends how this can happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 It's a bit of an odd one. While the North Atlantic is pretty stormy during October as cold air/water meets warm, which means they probably couldn't see each other at around 5am in the dark, owners of cargo ships carrying hundreds of millions-worth of stock generally invest in modern navigation equpiment, specifically designed to ensure ships can plan their routes to avoid such collisions. Perhaps one of the captains had hands like Pen, and as he was trying to steer the ship in turbulent conditions, his great, big, mammothy shovel-size hairy hamfists became trapped into the helm wheel, making it accidentally change course into the approaching ship. Just a thought. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 If they can watch two gnats shagging on a leaf from a sattelite in bastard space, they can definitely make a half mile long boat that can see another fucking half mile long boat in time to not hit it. Some cunt was wanking on duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If they can watch two gnats shagging on a leaf from a sattelite in bastard space, they can definitely make a half mile long boat that can see another fucking half mile long boat in time to not hit it. Some cunt was wanking on duty. Seaman Stains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 12 minutes ago, Neil said: Seaman Stains There must be a reason why they crash and bishop bashing on watch is probably the answer. How did the crew of the Titanic fail to spot an iceberg visible from space and comparable in size to Mount Everest? Wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There must be a reason why they crash and bishop bashing on watch is probably the answer. How did the crew of the Titanic fail to spot an iceberg visible from space and comparable in size to Mount Everest? Wankers. I reckon Cap'n Smith was in the middle of having a jodrell when he was called up on to the bridge and I reckon the Cap'n and the whole of the crew of The Californian was having a hand shandy which is the reason they didn't respond to their distress call. Fucking sailors. Bunch of wankers. Chay Blyth is a round the world wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 I reckon Uncle Albert was on watch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67204041 So two ships collided at sea with one sinking with the loss of one life (unlucky bastard). Now, I'm no sailor but surely someone from either ship saw this other big fucker looming in the distance and thought 'we may hit that fucker so we'll slow down and steer Port/Starboard whatever". Now the North Sea isn't the Pacific Ocean but is sure as hell ain't a fucking duck pond, so surely to God there must be been enough time to take evasive action? It's not as if a cunt that size can all of a sudden appear from nowhere without knowing where the fucker is. Sounds like a an insurance scam to me. I wonder if Frank can ask one of his sailor friends how this can happen. I've been reading Chay Blyth's book about his circumnavigation the wrong way in his boat "British Steel" and specifically at the Cape of Good Hope and coming into busy shipping lanes he was always having to dodge out of the way of container ships despite the 'sail before steam' convention.* I don't think there is any maritime equivalent of air traffic control except in very small areas near points of entry etc. Poor visibility especially fog and just night are still risky for all boats because you are totally dependent on the guy on duty at the time. One fuck up can sink a boat - as with the Marchioness disaster on the Thames. *Which shows this was in the 1970s when we did have a British Steel industry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I reckon Uncle Albert was on watch. You’re probably not far off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I've been reading Chay Blyth's book about his circumnavigation the wrong way in his boat "British Steel" and specifically at the Cape of Good Hope and coming into busy shipping lanes he was always having to dodge out of the way of container ships despite the 'sail before steam' convention.* I don't think there is any maritime equivalent of air traffic control except in very small areas near points of entry etc. Poor visibility especially fog and just night are still risky for all boats because you are totally dependent on the guy on duty at the time. One fuck up can sink a boat - as with the Marchioness disaster on the Thames. *Which shows this was in the 1970s when we did have a British Steel industry. The cunt driving the Bow Belle was pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 44 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I reckon Cap'n Smith was in the middle of having a jodrell when he was called up on to the bridge and I reckon the Cap'n and the whole of the crew of The Californian was having a hand shandy which is the reason they didn't respond to their distress call. Fucking sailors. Bunch of wankers. Chay Blyth is a round the world wanker. The captain of the Exxon Valdez was a notorious spam thumper. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The captain of the Exxon Valdez was a notorious spam thumper. Probably. Dago. What do you expect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 38 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The cunt driving the Bow Belle was pissed. See! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I reckon Cap'n Smith was in the middle of having a jodrell when he was called up on to the bridge and I reckon the Cap'n and the whole of the crew of The Californian was having a hand shandy which is the reason they didn't respond to their distress call. Fucking sailors. Bunch of wankers. Chay Blyth is a round the world wanker. Have you seen the size of the one at Jodrell .. you could only just fit it in the space between @Wolfie's ears. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 Just now, Penny Farthing said: Have you seen the size of the one Jodrell .. you could only just firin the space between @Wolfie's ears. This space clearly isn't as wide as the diameter of your "firin" shaft, Pen. You thick, beyond grammatically casual Cumberland sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 10 hours ago, Wolfie said: This space clearly isn't as wide as the diameter of your "firin" shaft, Pen. You thick, beyond grammatically casual Cumberland sausage. @Wolfie the pretend intellectual .. how was the stewed polecat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: @Wolfie the pretend intellectual .. how was the stewed polecat? A Wolfie post is painful reading. Sweary and wooden - chatGPT lite with a few Frankism's thrown in for good measure. A charmless, dreadful little man. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 16 hours ago, Wolfie said: It's a bit of an odd one. While the North Atlantic is pretty stormy during October as cold air/water meets warm, which means they probably couldn't see each other at around 5am in the dark, owners of cargo ships carrying hundreds of millions-worth of stock generally invest in modern navigation equpiment, specifically designed to ensure ships can plan their routes to avoid such collisions. Perhaps one of the captains had hands like Pen, and as he was trying to steer the ship in turbulent conditions, his great, big, mammothy shovel-size hairy hamfists became trapped into the helm wheel, making it accidentally change course into the approaching ship. Just a thought. Over 100 words of uninteresting bollocks. Carry on like this, you will make the leader board, and be in good company. Twerp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: A Wolfie post is painful reading. Sweary and wooden - chatGPT lite with a few Frankism's thrown in for good measure. A charmless, dreadful little man. I see @Wolfie as a kind of Ebenezer Scrooge but without a personality.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 2 hours ago, Frank said: A Wolfie post is painful reading. Sweary and wooden - chatGPT lite with a few Frankism's thrown in for good measure. A charmless, dreadful little man. Button it queer shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Over 100 words of uninteresting bollocks. Carry on like this, you will make the leader board, and be in good company. Twerp. As a rather nautical cove myself and someone who enjoys sailing, I actually found it quite interesting. I imagine that the only salty spray you've ever felt on your face came out the end of a Marseillais sailor's cock. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Over 100 words of uninteresting bollocks. Carry on like this, you will make the leader board, and be in good company. Twerp. Don't fucking ridicule the leaderboard, it's a very accurate representation about how absolutely brilliant a poster is. You might want to forewarn your small boat customers that a trip over here will now secure a seat in a bigger boat and not a luxury hotel anymore. GFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 18 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Have you seen the size of the one at Jodrell .. you could only just fit it in the space between @Wolfie's ears. I'm convinced @Wolfie has insider information on this... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 11 hours ago, Frank said: A Wolfie post is painful reading. Sweary and wooden - chatGPT lite with a few Frankism's thrown in for good measure. A charmless, dreadful little man. Will you be opening your doors to any Palestinian refugees Frank? I’d of thought a homosexual predator like yourself would gladly except any number of barely legal young men into your 1 bed flat. Im not sure what the legal age for bumming is for Arab types (you probably have an world map wall chart with it on) but I’m sure in these pc ethnic living times, you’d get away with anything, you vile poof. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 12 hours ago, Frank said: A Wolfie post is painful reading. Sweary and wooden - chatGPT lite with a few Frankism's thrown in for good measure. A charmless, dreadful little man. A few Frankism's what? You apostrophe-bewildered, evidently wealth handed-down common cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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