Ape™️ Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 21 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: No, I'm just considered a competent professional when it comes to things beyond my area of expertise. A competent professional? 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 8 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: They are indeed a very special car , I loved the Alfasud's aswell, the little 1.5 ti .I've always wanted one .The new stuff just does nothing for me at all, doesn't matter what it is .Modern point and squirt stuff is like the motoring eqilivent of Taylor swift , looks OK and does everything competently but has no soul what so ever . It was probably foolhardy to use the phrase point and squirt and Taylor swift in the same sentence . Would you be awfully jealous if I told you that in the late 90s I had a 1979 Escort RS2000? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Really, is this a trap? While you're often as thick as chamois shit with this sort of innuendo-fuelled tripe, your snake-like grasssing abilities do possess a certain charm. My conclusion however is that you should permanetly delete your account and fuck clean off, never returning, allowing the cancer instead to do its job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 7 Author Report Share Posted January 7 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you got a perm and a 3.0 Capri? I'd have the 3 litre Capri , I've always wanted to drive through a pile of stacked up card board boxes in one listening to the Professionals theme on the tape player . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 7 Author Report Share Posted January 7 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Would you be awfully jealous if I told you that in the late 90s I had a 1979 Escort RS2000? You should have kept that .They're silly money now. Cars are like women I've loved , some I have lusted after , some I have loved , some I hated and some hated me .Some I thought I wanted but when I got it I realised I didn't. Some almost broke me and some did break me but every single one of them without exception , at some point , made me smile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 10 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Don't buy on a flood plain , don't buy next to a river and especially dont buy on the edge of a fucking cliff in Norfolk .Those cunts always make me laugh."yes we bought out three bed detached house with a sea view for £5000 10 years ago and now we're going to lose it because of cliff falls and our sea view is now in our lounge .The goverment must help us " Why do you think you paid fuck all for it for fucks sake . CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS .Most importantly if you work for the council dont give planning permission to build on at risk areas no matter how big the bung you're going to get from the developer. They can't complain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 19 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: You should have kept that .They're silly money now. Cars are like women I've loved , some I have lusted after , some I have loved , some I hated and some hated me .Some I thought I wanted but when I got it I realised I didn't. Some almost broke me and some did break me but every single one of them without exception , at some point , made me smile. Absolutely. The only one that broke my heart was a 3.0 Renault Laguna. It had a stupid flimsy plastic remote control instead of a key. Really fucking convenient considering it was three times the size of a key and had an emergency key inside it anyway! The suspension bushes were hollowed out Babybel’s. The wiring was totally confused and the automatic transmission was shit. It had sequential manual shift but that didn’t work either. But it was so pretty. (2003 model) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 12 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Don't buy on a flood plain , don't buy next to a river and especially dont buy on the edge of a fucking cliff in Norfolk .Those cunts always make me laugh."yes we bought out three bed detached house with a sea view for £5000 10 years ago and now we're going to lose it because of cliff falls and our sea view is now in our lounge .The goverment must help us " Why do you think you paid fuck all for it for fucks sake . CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS .Most importantly if you work for the council dont give planning permission to build on at risk areas no matter how big the bung you're going to get from the developer. So it was a calculated long shot - turn £5k into a £25k relocation grant? The Spanish are turning their ongoing self inflicted water shortages into a successful applications for EU funding which they promptly spend on more golf courses for rich overseas arseholes, new extensively concrete low quality urbanisations for expat arseholes, and new overpriced hotel rooms for the millions of foreign tourists they fucking con every year the fucking grease dagos who are happy unless they have a couple of bank holidays every fucking month of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 18 hours ago, and said: Is that a euphemism for a cunt? Could well be, but I just prefer to say Decimus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 19 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: It was probably foolhardy to use the phrase point and squirt and Taylor swift in the same sentence . That's ok, it's probably happened to most red-blooded men at some point in her career, I've also noticed she always winks at me in her videos 😉 The prick-teasing slut 🩹💦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 1 hour ago, and said: That's ok, it's probably happened to most red-blooded men at some point in her career, I've also noticed she always winks at me in her videos 😉 The prick-teasing slut 🩹💦 Your red blooded male act isn’t fooling anyone, you creepy fucking deviant. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Your red blooded male act isn’t fooling anyone, you creepy fucking deviant. What colour is your blood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: What colour is your blood? The fucker ain't got any, he's a bloodless, humourless, cunt vacuum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 3 hours ago, and said: That's ok, it's probably happened to most red-blooded men at some point in her career, I've also noticed she always winks at me in her videos 😉 The prick-teasing slut 🩹💦 You spelt 'wanks' wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 23 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm just considered a competent professional I'm sure you do a professional bodge job wherever you go, Big Bollock. It's no wonder you were 'made redundant'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You spelt 'wanks' wrong. She's got wank videos? Where do I sign up? 🤓 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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