Cunty BigBollox Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 I see George Gilbey, who the fuck is that? I hear you ask, to be fair I did too. Well not only has this 'star' plummeted from the slippery ladder of stardom - if indeed he was ever on it - he's also plummeted from another ladder which has led to his demise. This one's a double cunt really because there's going to be a lot of dirty windows in Shoebury for the next few weeks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: I see George Gilbey, who the fuck is that? I hear you ask, to be fair I did too. Well not only has this 'star' plummeted from the slippery ladder of stardom - if indeed he was ever on it - he's also plummeted from another ladder which has led to his demise. This one's a double cunt really because there's going to be a lot of dirty windows in Shoebury for the next few weeks. Was it Andrex Warwhole who coined the phrase "In the future everybody will be famous for one minute." BigBalls only a fucking thousand years to go...😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I see George Gilbey, who the fuck is that? I hear you ask, to be fair I did too. Well not only has this 'star' plummeted from the slippery ladder of stardom - if indeed he was ever on it - he's also plummeted from another ladder which has led to his demise. This one's a double cunt really because there's going to be a lot of dirty windows in Shoebury for the next few weeks. CB do you have a favourite from the show? I quite liked the odd couple in a caravan, the middle aged woman from Corrie lookalike and the gay guy with a perpetual tan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 28 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I see George Gilbey, who the fuck is that? I hear you ask, to be fair I did too. Well not only has this 'star' plummeted from the slippery ladder of stardom - if indeed he was ever on it - he's also plummeted from another ladder which has led to his demise. This one's a double cunt really because there's going to be a lot of dirty windows in Shoebury for the next few weeks. I've looked up dear departed George and I didn't really know who this 'Star' is/was... Seems his talent was being filmed watching TV for Gogglebox and he appeared on 'Celebrity Big Brother' lol. I think it's a win win all round, George gets more fame now than he probably ever dreamed of and we're all glad he's dead. On a different note but ladder related, one of my favourites sayings. 'Better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb than half way up one you dont' ©️Raas 1874. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 12 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: 'Better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb than half way up one you don't If only Rod Hull had listened to you. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If only Rod Hull had listened to you. He was the first helpless victim of male Gogglebox. A blue plaque has been ordered from our suppliers in China. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If only Rod Hull had listened to you. Apparently him fucking around with the TV ariel actually worked. Shame the cunt didn't live to see it. There's irony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 41 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: He was the first helpless victim of male Gogglebox. A blue plaque has been ordered from our suppliers in China. It has arrived .. the blue plaque was already in stock ready and waiting at a Chinese owned warehouse in Southend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 51 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: It has arrived .. the blue plaque was already in stock ready and waiting at a Chinese owned warehouse in Southend. Are you ready to go up a very high ladder to fix it with me for a laugh shaking it below? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: On a different note but ladder related, one of my favourites sayings. 'Better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb than half way up one you dont' ©️Raas 1874. So, where does that leave a feckless, crack-addled, cunt like you? BTW, it's don't, not dont, you thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 28 Author Report Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: If only Rod Hull had listened to you. Who knew Emus couldn't fly?, apparently Rod didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Are you ready to go up a very high ladder to fix it with me for a laugh shaking it below? He's probably trying to look up your trouser leg, he is a fuckin' pervert, after all.👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 9 minutes ago, and said: He's probably trying to look up your trouser leg, he is a fuckin' pervert, after all.👀 You fucking dirty upskirter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 21 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Are you ready to go up a very high ladder to fix it with me for a laugh shaking it below? @Ape™️ is using his toy helicopter to fix it in place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Just now, Penny Farthing said: @Ape™️ is using his toy helicopter to fix it in place. I should think all he needs is a branch to swing on upside-down. I'll get David Attenborough to film it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I see George Gilbey, who the fuck is that? I hear you ask, to be fair I did too. Well not only has this 'star' plummeted from the slippery ladder of stardom - if indeed he was ever on it - he's also plummeted from another ladder which has led to his demise. This one's a double cunt really because there's going to be a lot of dirty windows in Shoebury for the next few weeks. Those who live in bungalows made of thousands of empty White Lightning bottles should avoid throwing piss filled cans of Tennents. I've no idea who this cunt is, Drew, but considering the amount of times that you've undoubtedly fallen from a great height whilst pissed off your fucking nut, I'd like to think that you'd have a bit more empathy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Those who live in bungalows made of thousands of empty White Lightning bottles should avoid throwing piss filled cans of Tennents. I've no idea who this cunt is, Drew, but considering the amount of times that you've undoubtedly fallen from a great height whilst pissed off your fucking nut, I'd like to think that you'd have a bit more empathy. Empathy on CC? Wow where have you been scratching your arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 28 Author Report Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Those who live in bungalows made of thousands of empty White Lightning bottles should avoid throwing piss filled cans of Tennents. I've no idea who this cunt is, Drew, but considering the amount of times that you've undoubtedly fallen from a great height whilst pissed off your fucking nut, I'd like to think that you'd have a bit more empathy. Welcome back Dickless, have you been in a coma or something?, if yes, give me the name of your Doctor so I can bribe the cunt next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: @Ape™️ is using his toy helicopter to fix it in place. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: and the gay guy with a perpetual tan. Frank 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I see George Gilbey, who the fuck is that? I hear you ask, to be fair I did too. Well not only has this 'star' plummeted from the slippery ladder of stardom - if indeed he was ever on it - he's also plummeted from another ladder which has led to his demise. This one's a double cunt really because there's going to be a lot of dirty windows in Shoebury for the next few weeks. Fucking hell Drew. What time did you get started on the cider today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 47 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fucking hell Drew. What time did you get started on the cider today? He does start when others are just waking up. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Fucking hell Drew. What time did you get started on the cider today? Last Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Last Friday 🎶I gave you my heart But the very next day you gave it away🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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