Penny Farthing Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: You’re familiarity with the rent boy market in the north of England never ceases to amaze me. Apart from the obvious answer of "anal" is there any geographical area you specialise in? Say, Derby or Newcastle? 🤔 Elmers End .. he's never been north of Cricklewood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Elmers End .. he's never been north of Cricklewood. Alan Coren country. It's just before Golders Green when it all gets shitty fucking ring road nondescript hell hole ending up in Ballard's Concrete Island Brent Cross. I see they are building a lot more houses round there and built a new station on the East Midland line which will make it even fucking worse. Another Luton in north London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 On 13/04/2024 at 13:01, Eddie said: It’s about time you traded that piece of crap in and got a proper sports car. It’s about time you got back to work you skiving sambo. With no fatty to push around, no doubt you’ve got another bunch of illegals on the jet wash to fund your lavish lifestyle I except a serious discount to wash my previously owned Bedford Rascal if I’m ever unlucky enough to be in your manor 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Alan Coren country. It's just before Golders Green when it all gets shitty fucking ring road nondescript hell hole ending up in Ballard's Concrete Island Brent Cross. I see they are building a lot more houses round there and built a new station on the East Midland line which will make it even fucking worse. Another Luton in north London. Steven Ballard seemed OK .. a bit ahead of his time and messed up on the costings for The Herefordshire & Gloucesteshire Canal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 14 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Steven Ballard seemed OK .. a bit ahead of his time and messed up on the costings for The Herefordshire & Gloucesteshire Canal. J G Ballard the author you cunt. If you want dystopia then go to Brent Cross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: J G Ballard the author you cunt. If you want dystopia then go to Brent Cross. There is no need for you to lose your temper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 31 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: There is no need for you to lose your temper. 31 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: There is no need for you to lose your temper. None taken old bean. Getting back to Brent Cross, there seems to be some sort of ramshackle gypsy-like community living under the flyovers. There is also a peculiar funfair. God only knows what it's like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 On 12/04/2024 at 20:13, Eric Cuntman said: Are you supposed to wash them? Mine just keeps working if I put oil in it once a year and change the big rubber band on the end of the engine every five years. Dipstick! Do you check that too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 On 14/04/2024 at 20:40, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Raasters I’ve just watched the very last episode of Curb. 22 years it’s been running. I’m certainly not overly fond of the jews, but I do love Larry David. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 48 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Dipstick! Do you check that too? Of course. And the boiling point of DOT4 brake fluid once a year. I love all that shit. I’ve got an OBD2 scanner too. It switches off those lights that stay on when shit breaks and you’ve already fixed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Just now, Frank said: Raasters I’ve just watched the very last episode of Curb. 22 years it’s been running. I’m certainly not overly fond of the jews, but I do love Larry David. “Beloved Cunt!!” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: “Beloved Cunt!!” Raasters is Mocha Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Dipstick! Do you check that too? CRANKshaft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 8 hours ago, Frank said: Raasters I’ve just watched the very last episode of Curb. 22 years it’s been running. I’m certainly not overly fond of the jews, but I do love Larry David. I watched some CYE years ago, Frank. I found it hilarious, what did your think of the episode when the speed camera catches Larry looking at the black woman's ass in his car? I'd love to watch them all, in order, Frank. Could you leave the box set you've finished watching outside the Athenian grocery store in the picture? I'd really appreciate it, Frank. PM me the time and I'll be there to collect. Thanks in advance, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 9 hours ago, Frank said: Raasters is Mocha Joe. I see him more as a "Flat White". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 On 13/04/2024 at 12:30, Neil said: It's probably more British than most Ford or Vauxhalls, certainly more reliable. Tell me what British made items are worth owning? Neil, I thought the British Passport had to be British made and worth owning... Only to find out it's made in fucking Poland. What the hell is going on? Shall I join you and vote Reform UK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 13 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I watched some CYE years ago, Frank. I found it hilarious, what did your think of the episode when the speed camera catches Larry looking at the black woman's ass in his car? I'd love to watch them all, in order, Frank. Could you leave the box set you've finished watching outside the Athenian grocery store in the picture? I'd really appreciate it, Frank. PM me the time and I'll be there to collect. Thanks in advance, Frank. Do me a favour, Raasters, you stupendously thick fucking lump... stop quoting my name twice in every sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Do me a favour, Raasters, you stupendously thick fucking lump... stop quoting my name twice in every sentence. What are you saying about the DVD/Blu Ray CYE box set then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 11 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What are you saying about the DVD/Blu Ray CYE box set then? Do as Frank tells you .. show him some respect .. he is the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 9 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Do as Frank tells you .. show him some respect .. he is the best on here. Honest question, Pen, do you believe you're the worst on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 It is everyone's civil right to wash their car how they wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 12 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: It is everyone's civil right to wash their car how they wish. I bet you have a poster of a Trans-Am on the wall above your single bed. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 On 12/04/2024 at 19:16, Ape™️ said: The number of cunts I see with a single bucket of water and a brush, scrubbing away at the paint of their very new and expensive cars, makes me shudder. No pre-rinse, no snow foam, no two-bucket system, no starting on the roof and working down. No - just a scratchy old brush, some washing up liquid and a manky chamois leather to really ensure the car is scratched to fucking pieces. Fucking idiots. Fuck off. I use a bucket of soapy water and my JSP Maxuum 4500psi water-blaster for the bare-metal finish. If its good enough for 60’ luxury inland yacht, it’s good enough for my 1 year old Bentley. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Hi Ape, I'm after a bit of advice, is it safe to use water out of the tap to wash my car with consideration that it's supplied by Anglian Water and probably has more traces of shit in it then my toilet bowl after 6 pints of Guinness and a vindaloo? I will also add that the car is a Renault so covering it in shitty water isn't generally going to distract the attention from the piss poor French engineering and etch-a-sketch design features. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Hi Ape, I'm after a bit of advice, is it safe to use water out of the tap to wash my car with consideration that it's supplied by Anglian Water and probably has more traces of shit in it then my toilet bowl after 6 pints of Guinness and a vindaloo? I will also add that the car is a Renault so covering it in shitty water isn't generally going to distract the attention from the piss poor French engineering and etch-a-sketch design features. Thoughts? Otherwise known to you as ‘breakfast?’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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