Ape™️ Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 The number of cunts I see with a single bucket of water and a brush, scrubbing away at the paint of their very new and expensive cars, makes me shudder. No pre-rinse, no snow foam, no two-bucket system, no starting on the roof and working down. No - just a scratchy old brush, some washing up liquid and a manky chamois leather to really ensure the car is scratched to fucking pieces. Fucking idiots. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 I rarely wash my cars; occasionally I vacuum the inside or the dust fucks the stereo .If I need to work on them, I pressure wash the relevant area. I've never sold a car that still worked. I look after the bikesthough . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 What about stupid, lazy cunts who leave their newly cleaned cars to 'Air dry', which leaves watermarks all over it. Or daft cunts that have a black car and think it doesn't show the dirt, so never wash it. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 Are you supposed to wash them? Mine just keeps working if I put oil in it once a year and change the big rubber band on the end of the engine every five years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you supposed to wash them? Mine just keeps working if I put oil in it once a year and change the big rubber band on the end of the engine every five years. I had never seen @Ape™️ as a PRIDE sort of man until I saw this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 Get in the cunt,start the cunt,drive the cunt,park the cunt. Who gives a fuck what it looks like if it does what it's supposed to. Cunts that clean cars every week are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 6 minutes ago, Neil said: Get in the cunt,start the cunt,drive the cunt,park the cunt. Who gives a fuck what it looks like if it does what it's supposed to. Cunts that clean cars every week are cunts. Dear oh dear, Neil. Do you treat your home the same then? Walk in the cunt, eat/shit/sleep in the cunt, walk out the cunt the next day and so on. Let's live in a flea and rat infested shit hole right, as long as a home does what it's supposed to. You should be ashamed of yourself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 12 Author Report Share Posted April 12 20 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Dear oh dear, Neil. Do you treat your home the same then? Walk in the cunt, eat/shit/sleep in the cunt, walk out the cunt the next day and so on. Let's live in a flea and rat infested shit hole right, as long as a home does what it's supposed to. You should be ashamed of yourself. 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 No I don't, it's a car, a fucking piece of metal that is designed to take you to and from your destination and then sit on your drive till you need the cunt again. Cunts who spend the weekend fucking about with cars are all cunts. An English man's home is his castle,an English man's car is a car. I'd rather have my reliable 16 year old Volvo that doesn't miss a beat than some shiny all whistles and bells over priced and over cleaned lump of shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 38 minutes ago, Neil said: No I don't, it's a car, a fucking piece of metal that is designed to take you to and from your destination and then sit on your drive till you need the cunt again. Cunts who spend the weekend fucking about with cars are all cunts. An English man's home is his castle,an English man's car is a car. I'd rather have my reliable 16 year old Volvo that doesn't miss a beat than some shiny all whistles and bells over priced and over cleaned lump of shite I’ll bet you never run out of home-grown helmet feta. You fucking pig. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 4 hours ago, Ape™️ said: The number of cunts I see with a single bucket of water and a brush, scrubbing away at the paint of their very new and expensive cars, makes me shudder. No pre-rinse, no snow foam, no two-bucket system, no starting on the roof and working down. No - just a scratchy old brush, some washing up liquid and a manky chamois leather to really ensure the car is scratched to fucking pieces. Fucking idiots. Fuck off. I have my imaginary M4 valeted and waxed by some illegal Albanian and Romanian scumbags, to an eyesight endangering shine that would make Franks over polished Bellend look decidedly dull, at least once a fortnight. Mainly to impress the crowds of adoring pedestrians who watch me cruise past, smiling at all the pretty girls with my arm out the window, but also as I can’t stand living in an environment of filth and dirt. If I wanted that I’d live in France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 55 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ll bet you never run out of home-grown helmet feta. ‘Bell-end Brie’ lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 12 Author Report Share Posted April 12 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: I have my imaginary M4 valeted and waxed by some illegal Albanian and Romanian scumbags, to an eyesight endangering shine that would make Franks over polished Bellend look decidedly dull, at least once a fortnight. Mainly to impress the crowds of adoring pedestrians who watch me cruise past, smiling at all the pretty girls with my arm out the window, but also as I can’t stand living in an environment of filth and dirt. If I wanted that I’d live in France. Why don’t you imagine yourself valeting and waxing your imaginary M4? I imagine you’d save a fortune. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 36 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Why don’t you imagine yourself valeting and waxing your imaginary M4? I imagine you’d save a fortune. I’m far too busy to even imagine doing that. Exactly like yourself I imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Walk in the cunt, eat/shit/sleep in the cunt, ‘The Bibby Stockholm’ the cruise that gives you all this without leaving the pier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 9 hours ago, Neil said: An English man's home is his castle,an English man's car is a car. I'd rather have my reliable 16 year old Volvo What a patriot you are, Neil. Driving a Swedish motor. Do you have IKEA furniture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What a patriot you are, Neil. Driving a Swedish motor. Do you have IKEA furniture? Now that's the kind of thought provoking questioning comment I'd expect from a person of your ilk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What a patriot you are, Neil. Driving a Swedish motor. Do you have IKEA furniture? It's probably more British than most Ford or Vauxhalls, certainly more reliable. Tell me what British made items are worth owning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 14 minutes ago, Neil said: It's probably more British than most Ford or Vauxhalls, certainly more reliable. Tell me what British made items are worth owning? The wife’s leg calipers are superb & made in Sheffield. @Mike Hunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 13 hours ago, King Billy said: I have my imaginary M4 valeted and waxed by some illegal Albanian and Romanian scumbags, to an eyesight endangering shine that would make Franks over polished Bellend look decidedly dull, at least once a fortnight. Mainly to impress the crowds of adoring pedestrians who watch me cruise past, smiling at all the pretty girls with my arm out the window, but also as I can’t stand living in an environment of filth and dirt. If I wanted that I’d live in France. It’s about time you traded that piece of crap in and got a proper sports car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 14 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Why don’t you imagine yourself valeting and waxing your imaginary M4? I imagine you’d save a fortune. A flids preferred brand of car polish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A flids preferred brand of car polish? Turtle Spacks. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The wife’s leg calipers are superb & made in Sheffield. @Mike Hunt? Mrs Hunt's certainly not worth owning. She's a jock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A flids preferred brand of car polish? T-Cunt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 10 minutes ago, Neil said: T-Cunt? I actually like that better than the right answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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