The Cenotaph Anorak v2.0

[The Beast]

41 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

I think Ms Thornberry is rather nice too.

You dirty old dog!

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 minute ago, The Beast said:

You dirty old dog!

WARNING: Don't mention 'DOGS'  unless you want to be collared. 

[cuntspotter]

1 hour ago, The Beast said:

You dirty old dog!

Spread a little sunshine. That’s what I always say

[Guest N/A]

On 11/13/2018 at 8:58 AM, Panzerknacker said:

Top of the morning to ya jiggers baby..ya see MC baby is gonna build us a wall..a beautiful one at that

Panzbaby 

Nah mate....I figure we will get a quote off a couple of lads in a transit van to do it for us on the cheap one weekend.   It will look like the West Bank of the Gaza Strip.    Hadrians wall is getting a refurb as well as part of the deal as the lads have a bit of spare concrete and tarmac in da van.

 

[Guest N/A]

On 11/13/2018 at 8:18 AM, Panzerknacker said:

We're gonna build that wall..its gonna be a beautiful wall..with fantastic razor wire ..and we're gonna make the bog washer pay for it...laffin..bog washer ..yer a fukkin hillarious MC baby 

Panzbaby 

Thing is Pansy wanzy nobady has actually told any of you diddy coys that the border wall is going to be built just north of Cork.    That should sort you lot out.

[PANZER MURPHY]

All jokin aside mc baby ..waddya think of tessys new deal

Panzbaby 

[Penny Farthing]

17 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

All jokin aside mc baby ..waddya think of tessys new deal

Panzbaby 

What do you think of Trumpy not wanting to get wet?

[Stubby Pecker]

50 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said:

What do you think of Trumpy not wanting to get wet?

Shut the fuck up you stupid slag and get on with bathing with the toaster

[Guest judgetwi]

Personally, I don’t want any dirty politicians anywhere near the Cenotaph on Remembrance Sunday.

The scum were all there. Mavis, Steptoe, Blair, Major...... fucking traitors the lot of them.

They better hope this religion stuff is all bollocks or these cunts are going to burn in hell!

Fuck ‘em.

[Guest N/A]

On 11/15/2018 at 12:57 AM, Panzerknacker said:

All jokin aside mc baby ..waddya think of tessys new deal

Panzbaby 

I think the deal Mrs May has put on the table is a stalking horse.   It’s soo shit, no one will get it through the house.   So we end up with NO deal.   Which is just fine.  An Independant country not tied to EU in any way is not a terrible thing compared to a shit deal.   

All this, we must have a deal is nonsense. Its the EU and the British remoaners just trying to hijack events so that the referendum does not upset their corporate interests.  They want a deal.

A no deal situation puts us outside the punative levy of the EU, so 20% on industry, 30% on agriculture.   Who pays for this levy.....we do !!!!

the public subsidies inefficiencies in the EU.

We are paying for all those poor peasant farmers in Portugal.  We have been subsidizing them for decades.   What a fucking rip off.

best out of it.  Rip it up and start a fresh.

Pansy.......how long do you think it will be before bog land economy is crushed by ze Germans.   Maybe two years before you have another potatoe famine crisis?    They are going to fucking crush all the minnow states.   They bailed you out, they will have you in the concentration camps sweating off that debt for centuries.  Enjoy.

[PANZER MURPHY]

If ya want that clean break and be able to sail away to sell your wares ya need to flick away Arlene ..she'll drag ya down her Orange flavoured dead end if shes let..self destructive nationalism is all shes got 

Panzbaby 

[Last Cunt Standing]

It’s that time of year again when we are expected to believe that the ruling class could give a scintilla of a fuck about sending the little people to their deaths. Jug Ears will be front and centre this year, followed by the animated laundry bin that is the British PM. A former bookie acquaintance in the cafe this morning quite happy to give me 2/1 on this being Boris’ last wreath dance. I imagine he’ll go for the full slept-in-the-street optics, such is his arrogance. 

Fuck the lot of them.

[Roadkill]

34 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

It’s that time of year again when we are expected to believe that the ruling class could give a scintilla of a fuck about sending the little people to their deaths. Jug Ears will be front and centre this year, followed by the animated laundry bin that is the British PM. A former bookie acquaintance in the cafe this morning quite happy to give me 2/1 on this being Boris’ last wreath dance. I imagine he’ll go for the full slept-in-the-street optics, such is his arrogance. 

Fuck the lot of them.

I'll probably end up on a list for this, but it has to be said: It would be ironically beautiful if someone decides to petrol bomb the lot of the useless cunts at COP 27...

[White Cunt]

58 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

It’s that time of year again when we are expected to believe that the ruling class could give a scintilla of a fuck about sending the little people to their deaths. Jug Ears will be front and centre this year, followed by the animated laundry bin that is the British PM. A former bookie acquaintance in the cafe this morning quite happy to give me 2/1 on this being Boris’ last wreath dance. I imagine he’ll go for the full slept-in-the-street optics, such is his arrogance. 

Fuck the lot of them.

Now, now. Your colourful descriptions of our disheveled mop in chief executive, are encroaching on my own and Eric’s matter evaluations, LC; please refrain from any further mirroring descriptions.

I feel fully plagiarised. 
 

 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, White Cunt said:

Now, now. Your colourful descriptions of our disheveled mop in chief executive, are encroaching on my own and Eric’s matter evaluations, LC; please refrain from any further mirroring descriptions.

I feel fully plagiarised. 
 

 

Quite right WC. If I were ever fortunate enough to chance upon Boris, unobserved in a dark alleyway, it would be my duty as an English patriot to kick seven buckets of fuck out of the gutless, quisling buffoon. 

Being a traditionalist, I would naturally go through his pockets before leaving the scene. And would fully expect to find a catapult, length of string, and a Woolworths pen-knife... along with some money stolen from the public and a burner phone loaded with the numbers of a dozen or so youthful rent boys.

[Penny Farthing]

7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Quite right WC. If I were ever fortunate enough to chance upon Boris, unobserved in a dark alleyway, it would be my duty as an English patriot to kick seven buckets of fuck out of the gutless, quisling buffoon. 

Being a traditionalist, I would naturally go through his pockets before leaving the scene. And would fully expect to find a catapult, length of string, and a Woolworths pen-knife... along with some money stolen from the public and a burner phone loaded with the numbers of a dozen or so youthful rent boys.

A lot of words but never forget that patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.

[White Cunt]

8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Quite right WC. If I were ever fortunate enough to chance upon Boris, unobserved in a dark alleyway, it would be my duty as an English patriot to kick seven buckets of fuck out of the gutless, quisling buffoon. 

Being a traditionalist, I would naturally go through his pockets before leaving the scene. And would fully expect to find a catapult, length of string, and a Woolworths pen-knife... along with some money stolen from the public and a burner phone loaded with the numbers of a dozen or so youthful rent boys.

You are a brave man, Eric. But unless you took the trousers home (in a bio-hazard bag) and put them through an extended boil wash, I guarantee the pockets being superglued with sweat and cum, thus very resistant to prying hands.

It’s no secret he rides a bike in the “suit”. Just imagine the stench….

 

 

[Last Cunt Standing]

Queenie has pulled her back apparently, perhaps tending to an errant Corgi. She is reportedly disappointed to miss out.

Are we buying this? Could she not be sat down in a window, or pushed in a wheelchair, smacked up on Tramadol? 

Distinct whiff of bullshit in my view.

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Queenie has pulled her back apparently, perhaps tending to an errant Corgi. She is reportedly disappointed to miss out.

Are we buying this? Could she not be sat down in a window, or pushed in a wheelchair, smacked up on Tramadol? 

Distinct whiff of bullshit in my view.

If our shared Monarch has pulled her back – having suffered such an injury myself in the past – it's quite likely she's either in bed, smacked up on Tramadol, or being manoeuvred around Windsor Castle in a wheelchair, and therefore unable to attend public events.

For someone who's told us time and again they're a qualified GP, you do ask some ridiculously stupid fucking questions.

[Eddie]

8 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

If our shared Monarch has pulled her back – having suffered such an injury myself in the past – it's quite likely she's either in bed, smacked up on Tramadol, or being manoeuvred around Windsor Castle in a wheelchair, and therefore unable to attend public events.

For someone who's told us time and again they're a qualified GP, you do ask some ridiculously stupid fucking questions.

The cunt is obsessed with us brits wolfie, it’s his only topic of conversation, the sad sack of shit.

[Wolfie]

12 minutes ago, Eddie said:

The cunt is obsessed with us brits wolfie, it’s his only topic of conversation, the sad sack of shit.

There are few things worse in life than an obviously embittered expat, Eddie.

[Last Cunt Standing]

31 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

If our shared Monarch has pulled her back – having suffered such an injury myself in the past – it's quite likely she's either in bed, smacked up on Tramadol, or being manoeuvred around Windsor Castle in a wheelchair, and therefore unable to attend public events.

For someone who's told us time and again they're a qualified GP, you do ask some ridiculously stupid fucking questions.

I do of course defer to your esteemed and specialist knowledge in the management of back pain in 95 year old women, based partly on your own experience. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

28 minutes ago, Eddie said:

The cunt is obsessed with us brits wolfie, it’s his only topic of conversation, the sad sack of shit.

Us Brits? I’m still the holder of a British passport, even it has changed colour of late. That I use it as a coffee coaster is neither here nor there. Now please go dust your nearest major railway line. 

[Wolfie]

15 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I do of course defer to your esteemed and specialist knowledge in the management of back pain in 95 year old women, based partly on your own experience. 

That's not the point LCS – and you know it. Rather than admitting the unmistakable stupidity of your comment, you're arrogantly (again) putting a defensive twist on what is a cringeworthy schoolboy error.

Ok, if The Queen has pulled her back, what's the prognosis for a 95 year-old woman? Presumably rest, painkillers, and not attending public events would play a fitting role in the recovery process, yes?

Sometimes, I think you're quite bright, though more often than not I thank my lucky stars I never rocked up at your surgery – that's if it actually ever existed. 

[Penny Farthing]

LCS the old lady is 95. At that age if you drop a plastic bottle on your foot you will probably need 6 months of recuperation. Is there any particular reason why you have hung on to your UK passport and hang out with British expats .. are you homesick for the old country?