Witheredscrote Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 14 hours ago, Eddie said: Sorry withers, me and Eric have met over a pint or two and called a truce, he isn’t a bad fella, stands his round so is off the enemy list, please delete, the main target from now on in is ape, the helicopter painting weirdo... This is the end as far as I am concerned. My late father used to warn me about associating with your type. Did I listen, did I fuck. I am certainly not going to attack old Ape, boring cunt that he is. You, and your spade loving mate Eric can fuck right off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 31 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: This is the end as far as I am concerned. My late father used to warn me about associating with your type. Did I listen, did I fuck. I am certainly not going to attack old Ape, boring cunt that he is. You, and your spade loving mate Eric can fuck right off. @Eddie remove the 'like' you have awarded me. Likes given by your type have a taint about them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 52 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: This is the end as far as I am concerned. My late father used to warn me about associating with your type. Did I listen, did I fuck. I am certainly not going to attack old Ape, boring cunt that he is. You, and your spade loving mate Eric can fuck right off. What is this thing about not liking people who use the proper tool to dig with? Eric's sort will have either a large garden or an allotment and he will cherish his spades, forks, hoes and other tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eddie remove the 'like' you have awarded me. Likes given by your type have a taint about them. I fear, scrotes, that you've opened the floodgates. Wait til Eric sees this, he'll be posting left, right and centre for like removals the second he clocks Eddie's reaction of awarding a further like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 24 minutes ago, scotty said: I fear, scrotes, that you've opened the floodgates. Wait til Eric sees this, he'll be posting left, right and centre for like removals the second he clocks Eddie's reaction of awarding a further like. I doubt it. Only Ed would be that stupid, his type always are. Do you know that the thick cunt has been stuck on the M25 half the day, with only a hand of bananas for company. Fuck him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 5 hours ago, Glowworm said: What is this thing about not liking people who use the proper tool to dig with? Eric's sort will have either a large garden or an allotment and he will cherish his spades, forks, hoes and other tools. A man can never have too many hoes. Especially the young, fit type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 22 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: A man can never have too many hoes. Especially the young, fit type. Fork handles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Fork handles Plug. 13 amp? Bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 7 hours ago, Eddie said: Why are you so angry ape? I know you have a low paid job painting propellers but that’s not my fault, stupid cunt. Do you stock front drop links for a VX220? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 15 minutes ago, Ape said: Do you stock front drop links for a VX220? Badly made Chinese ones with polyurethane bushes that disintegrate after 2,000 miles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Plug. 13 amp? Bath. Butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: Do you stock front drop links for a VX220? No, probably because I don’t work in a car supply place, idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 34 minutes ago, Eddie said: No, probably because I don’t work in a car supply place, idiot Of course you don’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, Ape said: Of course you don’t. The shelves at Tesco don't stack themselves do they @Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 On 10/07/2019 at 00:28, judgetwi said: A couple of miles east along the coast road and you would have been in a different world.....Roedean! Probably the finest school for gels in the world. A beautiful set of buildings in an idyllic setting, overlooking the sea. Of course the gels don’t get trannie lessons, or told to stop polluting the planet with their endless flights on their posh holidays. They also don’t brew up Booshka Booshka vodka in their chemistry lessons. That sort of shit is for the working classes, not for proper gels. Roedean has produced many famous Old Gels, but you ignorant pigs will have only heard of two of them......... the actress Sarah Miles ( a right fucking sort in her time) and the railway historian, The Lady Penelope ( a waste of fucking space at any time) A pity you didn’t come across this finest of institutions Mr Spotter. You are quite right, of course. I was walking along the sea front wearing my grey string vest, aviator shades and piss stained khaki , Indian army issue shorts and stopped a community policeman to ask him directions to the girls school.....I spent eight hours at the local nick helping them with their enquiries. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 14 hours ago, Ape said: Of course you don’t. I really don’t idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I really don’t idiot. No, you’ve said already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: No, you’ve said already. What exactly does this mean ? You supply no context and the grammar is structurally mangled. Also why haven’t you napalmed yourself as I suggested ? I want answers to both questions with proper explanations in correctly written English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 10 hours ago, cuntspotter said: You are quite right, of course. I was walking along the sea front wearing my grey string vest, aviator shades and piss stained khaki , Indian army issue shorts and stopped a community policeman to ask him directions to the girls school.....I spent eight hours at the local nick helping them with their enquiries. The life of a supply teacher, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 7 hours ago, Eddie said: I really don’t idiot. What are you saying Ed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 17 minutes ago, Frank said: What are you saying Ed? I am saying ape wears Asda suits with rubber soled shoes and drenches himself in old spice when he visits a berni inn, he is a real old git with no pension 😂 and drives a Ford Orion, which incidentally is immaculate. He washes it every Sunday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: I am saying ape wears Asda suits with rubber soled shoes and drenches himself in old spice when he visits a berni inn, he is a real old git with no pension 😂 and drives a Ford Orion, which incidentally is immaculate. He washes it ever Sunday. Sure but who’s this shit aimed at? Ape has always been a non-entity.. a mikeD/Wiz type of character that no one gives two fucks about. Drop it and move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: I am saying ape wears Asda suits with rubber soled shoes and drenches himself in old spice when he visits a berni inn, he is a real old git with no pension 😂 and drives a Ford Orion, which incidentally is immaculate. He washes it every Sunday. How do you know all this? Are you his neighbour? Do you observe him through your Gestapo issue binoculars? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 28 minutes ago, Frank said: Sure but who’s this shit aimed at? Ape has always been a non-entity.. a mikeD/Wiz type of character that no one gives two fucks about. Drop it and move on. A non-entity of higher standing than you on the all time leaderboard. Tell me, Frank - what does that make you? Lol. Fuck off etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 35 minutes ago, Eddie said: I am saying ape wears Asda suits with rubber soled shoes and drenches himself in old spice when he visits a berni inn, he is a real old git with no pension 😂 and drives a Ford Orion, which incidentally is immaculate. He washes it every Sunday. Did I mention that I’d discovered the art of alchemy today? I’m on a fucking roll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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