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5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

You're losing it, but I understand.  Boring job,  parental responsibilities, alcohol abuse,  only Ape to lean on, and Norfolk.  I'm always here to listen.

I suppose it could be worse.

I could be a half-dead, cantankerous French pensioner, financially ruined by a bunch of Dai's and Bryn's and left impotent by the ravages of time and prostate cancer.

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1 minute ago, Decimus said:

I suppose it could be worse.

I could be a half-dead, cantankerous French pensioner, financially ruined by a bunch of Dai's and Bryn's, left impotent by the ravages of time and prostate cancer.

Try something new, or fuck off.

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Just now, Witheredscrote said:

Try something new, or fuck off.

BEANS!

Edited by Decimus
Chopper, Ape, lol, vivre
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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Sort of right. I don't really care about it, but I do love the fact that Frank hates me being on it.

I couldn't give a shit about the leaderboard. I'm not on it now. But do I care? Of course not.

 

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25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I couldn't give a shit about the leaderboard. I'm not on it now. But do I care? Of course not.

 

You’ve never been on it, you deluded fucking old bitch. You did very briefly appear due to some cunt’s shenanigans, subsequently boosting your confidence to a height where you thought you’d get away with a semicolon. 

Idiot. 

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4 minutes ago, Frank said:

You’ve never been on it, you deluded fucking old bitch. You did very briefly appear due to some cunt’s shenanigans, subsequently boosting your confidence to a height where you thought you’d get away with a semicolon. 

Idiot. 

Matron gone for her smoke has she? Better not get caught using her laptop because she won't empty your colostomy bag, you old spunker. 

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6 minutes ago, Frank said:

You’ve never been on it, you deluded fucking old bitch. You did very briefly appear due to some cunt’s shenanigans, subsequently boosting your confidence to a height where you thought you’d get away with a semicolon. 

Idiot. 

She has been on it, and I saw it.  Do your research. Idiot

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6 minutes ago, Frank said:

You’ve never been on it, you deluded fucking old bitch. You did very briefly appear due to some cunt’s shenanigans, subsequently boosting your confidence to a height where you thought you’d get away with a semicolon. 

Idiot. 

How are the plans for you triumphant return coming along? Should we expect to regularly see you appearing on the leaderboard, or are you going to continue being utter shite?

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2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

She has been on it, and I saw it.  Do your research. Idiot

He said she appeared very briefly. Read before you post. Idiot.

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Just now, Ape said:

He said she appeared very briefly. Read before you post. Idiot.

Quite correct. I only read the first 5 words, as he now bores me as much as you.   lol.

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6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

She has been on it, and I saw it.  Do your research. Idiot

 

1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

Quite correct. I only read the first 5 words, as he now bores me as much as you.   lol.

You're all over the fucking place.

Idiot.

 

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This is nice. All the oldies cunting one another like the good old days before I was dead inside from the trauma of the savage initiation ritual.

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28 minutes ago, Ape said:

How are the plans for your triumphant return coming along?

Spectacularly well by all accounts.

 

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4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Sort of right. I don't really care about it, but I do love the fact that Frank hates me being on it.

You're fucking obsessed with it, as am I.

 

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2 hours ago, Ape said:

How are the plans for you triumphant return coming along? Should we expect to regularly see you appearing on the leaderboard, or are you going to continue being utter shite?

Noodle.

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4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That's the spirit! Now call his mum a pikey.

that'll learn him.

I've come across some mackerels during my short tenure but this cunt takes the pwaan cwacker Eric.

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7 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I've come across some mackerels during my short tenure but this cunt takes the pwaan cwacker Eric.

Good evening Marjorie.

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44 minutes ago, Decimus said:

You're fucking obsessed with it, as am I.

 

I don't want the throne if I have to have all spazzy legs.. 

frank is our littlefinger.

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22 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

Good evening Marjorie.

Do you really wanna do this Pen? Let's be honest for a moment, every time you've tried to mix it with the Major, I've given you more cunting combinations than a safe. You're fucking terrible at this and I wish you a quick and painful death.

Fuck off!

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Mix FFS

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On 09/07/2019 at 13:51, Eric Cuntman said:

Have you ever had a wank watching her tits bouncing around?

Yes, several times. it kinda goes like this on an occasion, i imagine myself bludgeoning her to a pulp with Andy Murray's wet dick...and has she is about to recoil, that stops me from shooting my bolt. Then has luck would have it, i shove a tennis racket up her snatch and twist it , to give her one almighty clit-slap. Of course she passes out at this point and then i shoot my bolt.

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On 09/07/2019 at 14:01, Eric Cuntman said:

On a serious note. I watched this behemoth, playing tag-team tennis with Andy Murray at the weekend. Every time they were discussing anything, they had their hands in front of their mouths, why? Can everybody lip read now, even when your fucking back is turned to them! Load of fucking shit, trying to look all 'Secret-Squirrel'.

You know what started all this clandestine, secret agent bollocks..?   Joe fucking Pesci in Casino.

Peek-A-Boo, you fuck you.

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2 hours ago, Decimus said:

Spectacularly well by all accounts.

 

Home video D..you must write a better script for Babs...appalling show.

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9 hours ago, Commodore of Cuntoxation said:

I got to the septic part, I genuinely didn’t read anymore, really a waste of your limited talents, your boring the fuck out of me,  so I will be polite & just say, leave it now cunt you can’t beat me I will always, always dominate you.

I got bored at ‘laugh’ Poor Major has had his tongue up Decs ringpiece for too long. The methane and ammonia fumes in the enclosed space of Decs rotting y fronts have sent the poor abused boy doolaly. When he regains what for him passes as consciousness he won’t remember anything.

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43 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I got bored at ‘laugh’ Poor Major has had his tongue up Decs ringpiece for too long. The methane and ammonia fumes in the enclosed space of Decs rotting y fronts have sent the poor abused boy doolaly. When he regains what for him passes as consciousness he won’t remember anything.

Fuck me that's rich coming from the personality vacuum known as K.B who took an overdue spanking. I bet you spent all day thinking that up you fucking div, nevermind though you've now got an equally poor spastic to swap crayon's with.

I do hope your African carers lock you in the cupboard again tomorrow.

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Distracted

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