Traditional Games for Christmas Cunts

[and]

As is tradition in the 'season of goodwill', I propose we play a game, this one is called 'Lookalikes' or 'The Ghosts of Christmas Past'

These are people you thought (or wished) were dead, but somehow they're resurrected to become other pointless, mediocre celebrities.

Guess which one is which...

Jessie J

 

 Jade Goody

[camberwell gypsy]

At least Jade did some good on promoting cervical smears. More women, who neglected to take advice from clinicians about getting a smear, shat themselves when Jade was diagnosed with the big C, and attended clinics in their droves.

Jessie J however, I see no use for her 

[White Cunt]

3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

At least Jade did some good on promoting cervical smears. More women, who neglected to take advice from clinicians about getting a smear, shat themselves when Jade was diagnosed with the big C, and attended clinics in their droves.

Jessie J however, I see no use for her 

We should dangle a dead celebrity male in the media for geezers over 55 to get their bowels tested. The non gay variety tends to dodge these too.

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, White Cunt said:

We should dangle a dead celebrity male in the media for geezers over 55 to get their bowels tested. The non gay variety tends to dodge these too.

Fair play to Bob Monkhouse for doing that prostate cancer ad before he pressed the snooze button

 

[Penny Farthing]

I don't do this Christmas games thing .. in spite a request for no Christmas pressies I have received a chess set (never been able to work out how to play chess and no desire to do so). I also received a Bat Detector.

[Cuntybaws]

2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

...never been able to work out how to play chess and no desire to do so.

Sub-human.

[Neil]

3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I don't do this Christmas games thing .. in spite a request for no Christmas pressies I have received a chess set (never been able to work out how to play chess and no desire to do so). I also received a Bat Detector.

I've got some shift work to do in a factory that makes chess pieces......I'm on knights next week

 

Fuck off

[Neil]

18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Fair play to Bob Monkhouse for doing that prostate cancer ad before he pressed the snooze button

 

That is actually the funniest thing the cunt ever did

[camberwell gypsy]

53 minutes ago, Neil said:

I've got some shift work to do in a factory that makes chess pieces......I'm on knights next week

 

Fuck off

My brother lost his job at the computer keyboard factory. He missed a few shifts. 

Fuck off

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 hour ago, Neil said:

That is actually the funniest thing the cunt ever did

I’d have had you down as a fan of The Golden Shot, Neil. Surely all those housewives giving it “down a bit, down a bit, that’s it, shoot!” had you pitching a tent in your nappy, and still makes you smile as you load the Hypnodart in the crossbow from the back of the Bedford Rascal. 

Freud’s mother was a Cunt. 

[and]

On 26/12/2019 at 12:41, Neil said:

I've got some shift work to do in a factory that makes chess pieces......I'm on knights next week

 

On 26/12/2019 at 13:35, camberwell gypsy said:

My brother lost his job at the computer keyboard factory. He missed a few shifts.

When I was a small child, my father asked me what I wanted for Christmas.

I told him I wanted a bicycle.

He said 'Are you sure, I thought you would have wanted a football strip and a ball, so you can play with all the other lads in the street'

I said 'Do I look like a fuckin' iron?'

'You can fuck right off, you cunt!'

Happy days.

[Wolfie]

On 25/12/2019 at 12:05, Joker said:

As is tradition in the 'season of goodwill', I propose we play a game, this one is called 'Lookalikes' or 'The Ghosts of Christmas Past'

These are people you thought (or wished) were dead, but somehow they're resurrected to become other pointless, mediocre celebrities.

Guess which one is which...

Jessie J

 

 Jade Goody

If it wasn't for the recent shake-up I'd tear you a new one, you effing wonker.

It appears to be acceptable for feckwits such as yourself to create threads which mock the deaths of people in the public eye, which could attract a whole lot of trouble, yet referring to you as the painfully useless, scat-obsessed turkey you obviously are isn't permitted without restriction. Kull yourself, billend.

Addendum: if this berk and his ilk running amok is the standard and destiny of this site, which permits pointless and potentially libellous nominations such as this, then I don't envisage a thriving future.

[Major Cunt]

34 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

If it wasn't for the recent shake-up I'd tear you a new one, you effing wonker.

It appears to be acceptable for feckwits such as yourself to create threads which mock the deaths of people in the public eye, which could attract a whole lot of trouble, yet referring to you as the painfully useless, scat-obsessed turkey you obviously are isn't permitted without restriction. Kull yourself, billend.

Addendum: if this berk and his ilk running amok is the standard and destiny of this site, which permits pointless and potentially libellous nominations such as this, then I don't envisage a thriving future.

I hear you loud and clear, Wolfster. I've also noticed that the quality punters posts are being removed quicker than a pork chop at Judges bedsit. It seems the halfwits now have carte blanch on the corner.

We're fucking doomed!

[Mrs Roops]

57 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

If it wasn't for the recent shake-up I'd tear you a new one, you effing wonker.

It appears to be acceptable for feckwits such as yourself to create threads which mock the deaths of people in the public eye, which could attract a whole lot of trouble, yet referring to you as the painfully useless, scat-obsessed turkey you obviously are isn't permitted without restriction. Kull yourself, billend.

Addendum: if this berk and his ilk running amok is the standard and destiny of this site, which permits pointless and potentially libellous nominations such as this, then I don't envisage a thriving future.

I'm calling BS on this. There are plenty of posts by other punters in the same vein on this particular deceased sleb and yet not a peep out of you until now.

Write a contrary opinion that demolishes the other person's POV rather than the cop-out "I disagree because you're a cunt".  Boys its quite simple - if you want the quality of discourse to improve then up the game. A handful of entitled punters endlessly repeating the same insults isn't the answer.

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

I'm calling BS on this. There are plenty of posts by other punters in the same vein on this particular deceased sleb and yet not a peep out of you until now.

Write a contrary opinion that demolishes the other person's POV rather than the cop-out "I disagree because you're a cunt".  Boys its quite simple - if you want the quality of discourse to improve then up the game. A handful of entitled punters endlessly repeating the same insults isn't the answer.

I respect your response Roops but on this occasion I think you are wrong. Aside from Mr Interesting who hasn't actually named anyone (though he's inferred male celebrity death and homophobia), other punters on this thread haven't directly mocked anyone's death – contrary to Joker. I can't say I've seen other comments about Jade Goody, and in spite of being thoroughly thick, her actions probably saved dozens of lives as Gyps has pointed out.

There's no cop-out here, not at all. I can't add to what I've previously said. To me, and hopefully to others, it resonates the current state of affairs.

[Eddie]

On 26/12/2019 at 13:35, camberwell gypsy said:

My brother lost his job at the computer keyboard factory. He missed a few shifts. 

Fuck off

I heard he smashed his keyboard up, lost ctrl....

[Jiggerycock]

Here's a Christmas game I've just invented

Modern Day Cluedo!

It's not very good because every answer is 'Me.....on their doorstep.....garroting the neighbours with their new cunting windchimes!'

[White Cunt]

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

I respect your response Roops but on this occasion I think you are wrong. Aside from Mr Interesting who hasn't actually named anyone (though he's inferred male celebrity death and homophobia), other punters on this thread haven't directly mocked anyone's death – contrary to Joker. I can't say I've seen other comments about Jade Goody, and in spite of being thoroughly thick, her actions probably saved dozens of lives as Gyps has pointed out.

There's no cop-out here, not at all. I can't add to what I've previously said. To me, and hopefully to others, it resonates the current state of affairs.

Aren’t you a little hypocrite, per chance? Or is sucking up high up on your social agenda?

[ratcum]

3 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

I hear you loud and clear, Wolfster. I've also noticed that the quality punters posts are being removed quicker than a pork chop at Judges bedsit. It seems the halfwits now have carte blanch on the corner.

We're fucking doomed!

Imagine if you got Hamas and hummus mixed up MC?

What larks and jolly japes would ensue eh?

[Major Cunt]

50 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Imagine if you got Hamas and hummus mixed up MC?

What larks and jolly japes would ensue eh?

I wouldn't worry about it too much, RatsMarshall, we have no reason to fear either. I'd imagine it happens quite a bit in Tel Aviv, it probably explains those restaurant bombings. 

Ask Jewdy mate, he'll give you the full picture.

[camberwell gypsy]

6 hours ago, Wolfie said:

If it wasn't for the recent shake-up I'd tear you a new one, you effing wonker.

It appears to be acceptable for feckwits such as yourself to create threads which mock the deaths of people in the public eye, which could attract a whole lot of trouble, yet referring to you as the painfully useless, scat-obsessed turkey you obviously are isn't permitted without restriction. Kull yourself, billend.

Addendum: if this berk and his ilk running amok is the standard and destiny of this site, which permits pointless and potentially libellous nominations such as this, then I don't envisage a thriving future.

You can't libel a stiff so that's Jade Goody out of it. 

 

[cuntspotter]

Poor old jade. More sinned against than sinner, I thought.

[Guest judgetwi]

2 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

I wouldn't worry about it too much, RatsMarshall, we have no reason to fear either. I'd imagine it happens quite a bit in Tel Aviv, it probably explains those restaurant bombings. 

Ask Jewdy mate, he'll give you the full picture.

Marjorie, as a Jew baiter you are about as convincing as an Extinction Rebellion protester buying a packet of sausage rolls from the Tesco Express and leaving the plastic packaging all over the pavement. However, do carry on and i’m sure Herr Oberst will promote you from the Browntongues to an Unteroffizier in his Afrika Corps Re-Enactment Society. I like to see a blankbrain getting on in life.

[Wolfie]

14 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Aren’t you a little hypocrite, per chance? Or is sucking up high up on your social agenda?

Hypocrisy, really? Not once on this website have I wished death unto a celebrity, or been candidly homophobic.

Go on Mr Interesting – put your money where your mouth is and prove otherwise. I am waiting.

[White Cunt]

22 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Hypocrisy, really? Not once on this website have I wished death unto a celebrity, or been candidly homophobic.

Go on Mr Interesting – put your money where your mouth is and prove otherwise. I am waiting.

 

On 25/10/2019 at 20:01, Wolfie said:

Yet again, utter fucking rubbish. This is precisely the sort of dogshit from Sickipedia teenagers text each other with, ffs. 

But I'm not surprised, with it coming from the site's most illiterate, misinformed, Viagra-snorting salami chief.

Keep sucking up, pal.