Guest redrum Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I hate fucking Hovis, it's bread for wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Eh? By gum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Antonin Dvorak was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I hate fucking Hovis, it's bread for wankers.Why? Is it good for soaking jizz out of the shag pile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 You're a fucking prick. You obviously know nothing about bread. Shit nom, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Nobody has voted for this poster yet. Why don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 You're a fucking prick. You obviously know nothing about bread. Shit nom, fuck off.I do. It was an unfunny, pile of shit 80's sitcom penned by ropey writer Carla Lane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 I do. It was an unfunny, pile of shit 80's sitcom penned by ropey writer Carla Lane.Indeed it was. Complete shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 So i come in from the pub with my carry out and my battered burger and chips (no mayonnaise please Stavros) and i have to read some wanker crying about a loaf of bread. If you don't like it don't eat it shitforbrains. Fucking simple. But since the nothing to say arsehole has raised the subject he should try Warburtons. After the first 3 slices every other slice falls apart in your hand as you pull it out of the bag. Try sticking the crumbling remnants in your cakehole and it tastes of fuckall. Twice i've been caught like that and i ain't fucking happy about it. Now, if you are going to buy supermarket bread it has to be Sainsburys or Morrisons but definitely not Tesco. "Baked on the premises" the lying cunts claim. Oh yeah......baked by whom.........Coco the fucking clown? No wonder these shitheads lost 6.4 billion last year. How the fuck do you run a national supermarket chain and end up 6.4 billion in the hole? Some cunt needs to go back to school and learn some basic maths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 So i come in from the pub with my carry out and my battered burger and chips (no mayonnaise please Stavros) and i have to read some wanker crying about a loaf of bread. If you don't like it don't eat it shitforbrains. Fucking simple. But since the nothing to say arsehole has raised the subject he should try Warburtons. After the first 3 slices every other slice falls apart in your hand as you pull it out of the bag. Try sticking the crumbling remnants in your cakehole and it tastes of fuckall. Twice i've been caught like that and i ain't fucking happy about it. Now, if you are going to buy supermarket bread it has to be Sainsburys or Morrisons but definitely not Tesco. "Baked on the premises" the lying cunts claim. Oh yeah......baked by whom.........Coco the fucking clown? No wonder these shitheads lost 6.4 billion last year. How the fuck do you run a national supermarket chain and end up 6.4 billion in the hole? Some cunt needs to go back to school and learn some basic maths. Tesco comprises of a bank as well. All the shit stems from it and it's financial "guidance". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 Hovis. Proper bread wi nowt tekken out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 I once had my nose broken in a bread fight with a small hovis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 (edited) I once had my nose broken in a bread fight with a small hovis.As a youth, I witnessed my brother in law set about 5 youngi neds with a large plastic bottle of coca cola. They thought they had mugged us, and ending up getting a fuckin hiding. He is a top security bod now. And fuck all to do with bread. Edited April 25, 2015 by JackoTC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Hovis. Proper bread wi nowt tekken out.Tha knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Now, Ernie had a rival, an evil looking man, called two ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Me Dad has a concrete mixer or a cement mixer - & a bread making machine but i don't think he's a baker as such Spot.If I was you I would avoid any machinery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Now, Ernie had a rival, an evil looking man, called two ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van.....Half the kids in our street looked like the bread man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 If I was you I would avoid any machinery Oh I dunno, there's a lot you can do with minced lamb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 I once had my nose broken in a bread fight with a small hovis.I once tried to wipe my arse on a Hovis Wholemeal and snagged my ring on a pumpkin seed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 WellYou stupid fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 You stupid fucking cunt I raise to "you fucking stupid fucking cunt." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 You stupid fucking cunt She is a fucking wrongen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Bozo'sYou want to borrow a length of rope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 I will report you to SPOT - I am doing it right now.Whatever, soppy tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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