Guest redrum Posted April 24, 2015 Report Posted April 24, 2015 I hate fucking Hovis, it's bread for wankers. Quote
Guest DrCunt Posted April 24, 2015 Report Posted April 24, 2015 I hate fucking Hovis, it's bread for wankers.Why? Is it good for soaking jizz out of the shag pile? Quote
Guest deebom Posted April 24, 2015 Report Posted April 24, 2015 You're a fucking prick. You obviously know nothing about bread. Shit nom, fuck off. Quote
White Cunt Posted April 24, 2015 Report Posted April 24, 2015 Nobody has voted for this poster yet. Why don't you? Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2015 Report Posted April 24, 2015 You're a fucking prick. You obviously know nothing about bread. Shit nom, fuck off.I do. It was an unfunny, pile of shit 80's sitcom penned by ropey writer Carla Lane. Quote
White Cunt Posted April 24, 2015 Report Posted April 24, 2015 I do. It was an unfunny, pile of shit 80's sitcom penned by ropey writer Carla Lane.Indeed it was. Complete shit. Quote
Guest judgetwi Posted April 24, 2015 Report Posted April 24, 2015 So i come in from the pub with my carry out and my battered burger and chips (no mayonnaise please Stavros) and i have to read some wanker crying about a loaf of bread. If you don't like it don't eat it shitforbrains. Fucking simple. But since the nothing to say arsehole has raised the subject he should try Warburtons. After the first 3 slices every other slice falls apart in your hand as you pull it out of the bag. Try sticking the crumbling remnants in your cakehole and it tastes of fuckall. Twice i've been caught like that and i ain't fucking happy about it. Now, if you are going to buy supermarket bread it has to be Sainsburys or Morrisons but definitely not Tesco. "Baked on the premises" the lying cunts claim. Oh yeah......baked by whom.........Coco the fucking clown? No wonder these shitheads lost 6.4 billion last year. How the fuck do you run a national supermarket chain and end up 6.4 billion in the hole? Some cunt needs to go back to school and learn some basic maths. Quote
White Cunt Posted April 25, 2015 Report Posted April 25, 2015 So i come in from the pub with my carry out and my battered burger and chips (no mayonnaise please Stavros) and i have to read some wanker crying about a loaf of bread. If you don't like it don't eat it shitforbrains. Fucking simple. But since the nothing to say arsehole has raised the subject he should try Warburtons. After the first 3 slices every other slice falls apart in your hand as you pull it out of the bag. Try sticking the crumbling remnants in your cakehole and it tastes of fuckall. Twice i've been caught like that and i ain't fucking happy about it. Now, if you are going to buy supermarket bread it has to be Sainsburys or Morrisons but definitely not Tesco. "Baked on the premises" the lying cunts claim. Oh yeah......baked by whom.........Coco the fucking clown? No wonder these shitheads lost 6.4 billion last year. How the fuck do you run a national supermarket chain and end up 6.4 billion in the hole? Some cunt needs to go back to school and learn some basic maths. Tesco comprises of a bank as well. All the shit stems from it and it's financial "guidance". Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 25, 2015 Report Posted April 25, 2015 Hovis. Proper bread wi nowt tekken out. Quote
cuntspotter Posted April 25, 2015 Report Posted April 25, 2015 I once had my nose broken in a bread fight with a small hovis. Quote
Guest JackoTC Posted April 25, 2015 Report Posted April 25, 2015 (edited) I once had my nose broken in a bread fight with a small hovis.As a youth, I witnessed my brother in law set about 5 youngi neds with a large plastic bottle of coca cola. They thought they had mugged us, and ending up getting a fuckin hiding. He is a top security bod now. And fuck all to do with bread. Edited April 25, 2015 by JackoTC Quote
Ape™️ Posted April 26, 2015 Report Posted April 26, 2015 Hovis. Proper bread wi nowt tekken out.Tha knows. Quote
cuntspotter Posted April 26, 2015 Report Posted April 26, 2015 Now, Ernie had a rival, an evil looking man, called two ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van..... Quote
Eddie Posted April 26, 2015 Report Posted April 26, 2015 Me Dad has a concrete mixer or a cement mixer - & a bread making machine but i don't think he's a baker as such Spot.If I was you I would avoid any machinery Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 26, 2015 Report Posted April 26, 2015 Now, Ernie had a rival, an evil looking man, called two ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van.....Half the kids in our street looked like the bread man. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 27, 2015 Report Posted April 27, 2015 If I was you I would avoid any machinery Oh I dunno, there's a lot you can do with minced lamb! Quote
Jiggerycock Posted April 27, 2015 Report Posted April 27, 2015 I once had my nose broken in a bread fight with a small hovis.I once tried to wipe my arse on a Hovis Wholemeal and snagged my ring on a pumpkin seed. Quote
Ape™️ Posted April 27, 2015 Report Posted April 27, 2015 You stupid fucking cunt I raise to "you fucking stupid fucking cunt." 1 Quote
Guest Fatty Posted April 27, 2015 Report Posted April 27, 2015 You stupid fucking cunt She is a fucking wrongen Quote
Guest Fatty Posted April 27, 2015 Report Posted April 27, 2015 Bozo'sYou want to borrow a length of rope? Quote
Guest Fatty Posted April 27, 2015 Report Posted April 27, 2015 I will report you to SPOT - I am doing it right now.Whatever, soppy tart. Quote
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