camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I just tried to Google the infamous Led Zeppelin incident. A word of advice - don't use the search phrase "fish in cunt" while you're in image mode! As Bruce Willis said in Die Hard "Thanks for the advice". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I just tried to Google the infamous Led Zeppelin incident. A word of advice - don't use the search phrase "fish in cunt" while you're in image mode! If it was fishin' cunt we could have been talking about Robson Greene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 A male nurse I know told me there is a regular at his place who comes in weekly with various things up his arse. He told me the best one was a China bell because you could hear it dingle as he walked in - I promise that is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 15 hours ago, witheredscrote said: My daughter - in- law is a Theatre nurse in a ENGLISH hospital and had to assist in the removal of a large butternut squash from a Vicars arse. She attended a church wedding in a neighbouring town some weeks later and guess who was officiating . She had to leave half way through the service because she couldn't stop giggling. Oh by the way Pukeape , you're a silly cunt. I deny everything! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 12 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: A male nurse I know told me there is a regular at his place who comes in weekly with various things up his arse. He told me the best one was a China bell because you could hear it dingle as he walked in - I promise that is true. I don't mind taking the occasional trip up Chocolate Boulevard when the wife asks me nicely, but there's sodomy and then there's just plain fucking weird. Sound the Munchausen klaxon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 On March 9, 2016 at 3:26 AM, Cuntybaws said: I don't mind taking the occasional trip up Chocolate Boulevard when the wife asks me nicely, but there's sodomy and then there's just plain fucking weird. Sound the Munchausen klaxon. What do you consider asking nicely, Baws? I should think that as a gent, you merely need to say "you ready then" and willfully stretch her starfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: What do you consider asking nicely, Baws? I should think that as a gent, you merely need to say "you ready then" and willfully stretch her starfish. Absolute unnatural fucking filth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: Absolute unnatural fucking filth The French are established connoisseurs of things others find vile and repulsive. It's not as though a Frenchman was never known to enter through the back door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The French are established connoisseurs of things others find vile and repulsive. It's not as though a Frenchman was never known to enter through the back door. I concur, the French love utilising the entrance to the chocolate bon Bon factory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 30 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Absolute unnatural fucking filth Agreed. Rear engineering is for shit stabbing faggots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Agreed. Rear engineering is for shit stabbing faggots. With a woman? I think it says more about you or your partner than other people. Does her arse look like a bloke's, or are you just so homosexually repressed that you can't pound her arse without imagining it belongs to a bloke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: With a woman? I think it says more about you or your partner than other people. Does her arse look like a bloke's, or are you just so homosexually repressed that you can't pound her arse without imagining it belongs to a bloke? I would never want to stick my cock up a woman's arse. To me, it's a fucking disgusting act of depravity, and my partner feels the same. We'll just carry on as evolution intended, so don't let it concern you. Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 For something a bit more niche, I can highly recommend "Nasal buggery". Starring Daniela Westbrook's septum-less nose, and featuring a special guest appearance from the miniscule cock of Jamie Theakston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 58 minutes ago, Ape said: I would never want to stick my cock up a woman's arse. To me, it's a fucking disgusting act of depravity, and my partner feels the same. We'll just carry on as evolution intended, so don't let it concern you. Cunt. Sound a little bit sexually repressed, Don't knock it until you try it Ape, me I love it, although my bum bum gets a bit sore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: I would never want to stick my cock up a woman's arse. To me, it's a fucking disgusting act of depravity, and my partner feels the same. We'll just carry on as evolution intended, so don't let it concern you. Cunt. Going by most of the porn I've seen it's hardly a niche activity nowadays dapps. My mrs isn't keen on it though, at least not with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: I would never want to stick my cock up a woman's arse. To me, it's a fucking disgusting act of depravity, and my partner feels the same. We'll just carry on as evolution intended, so don't let it concern you. Cunt. Depraved maybe, homosexual I think not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: It's not as though a Frenchman was never known to enter through the back door. In 1939 most of them left by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 45 minutes ago, scotty said: Going by most of the porn I've seen it's hardly a niche activity nowadays dapps. My mrs isn't keen on it though, at least not with me. Never said it was niche Scotters, just that it's not my cock of poo, so to speak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 56 minutes ago, Eddie said: Sound a little bit sexually repressed, Don't knock it until you try it Ape, me I love it, although my bum bum gets a bit sore... I suspect I may have used to get sore - these days it's pretty slack I'll wager..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 On 08/03/2016 at 5:50 PM, neil298 said: I remember this story from a while back,concrete for fucks sake!!,I can never look at a cement mixer to this day. http://www.well.com/~cynsa/cement.html Fucking hell... they never mentioned anything about lime burn though... I'd have thought that'd have the cunt screaming the roof off the place...? 49 minutes ago, scotty said: Going by most of the porn I've seen it's hardly a niche activity nowadays dapps. My mrs isn't keen on it though, at least not with me. It does seem to be rather, er, "common"... doesn't do that much for me really... along with the "grabbing the throat" shit... that's a real turn off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Fucking hell... they never mentioned anything about lime burn though... I'd have thought that'd have the cunt screaming the roof off the place...? It does seem to be rather, er, "common"... doesn't do that much for me really... along with the "grabbing the throat" shit... that's a real turn off... Ding, my behaviour towards you has been unacceptable. Please accept my apologies, I've seen the error of my ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Ding, my behaviour towards you has been unacceptable. Please accept my apologies, I've seen the error of my ways. Like fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 14 minutes ago, Ape said: I suspect I may have used to get sore - these days it's pretty slack I'll wager..... Stop thinking about by bum hole, it was a joke, I'm not interested so look elsewhere please for your sick fantasies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Stop thinking about by bum hole, it was a joke, I'm not interested so look elsewhere please for your sick fantasies Ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Like fuck. It's a promise. Give me time, I've been on shaky ground after taking a vicious cunting from the razor sharp mind of Wiz. I'm not Hitler, I can't fight a battle on two fronts so you're now officially in my familia. An induction pack is in the post. Welcome, brother... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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